Chapter 10

Aaj ki subaah pata nahi kaun si nayi jung leke aanewali hai.........ghadi me subaah ke sade saat baje huye hote hai........Bathroom ke darwaze ki aur hum nazar karte hai to handle pe do haath hote hai........jab hum woh do haath ki taraf naza karte hai to woh Sujal aur Kashish hote hai.........

Sujal: tum yaha kya kar rahi ho.....

Kashish: lagta hai subaah subaah hi yaddash chali gayi........ideot yaad nahi kal hamari shaadi huyi.........

Sujal: woh to is liye yaad nahi kyunki buri yadoin ko main yaad nahi rakhta.................

Kashish: ab yaad aa gaya na ab mera rasta chodo.......muje nahne jana hai.....

Sujal: nahi pehle main jaunga......

Kashish: maine kaha na pehle main jaungi........muje bheega hua Bathroom istemal karna bilkul pasand nahi.......

Sujal; aur muje tumhara mere bathroom me hona pasand nahi........bcoz i hate lady perfume........

Kashish: woh meri problem nahi........apne nak ko bandh karke naha lena.......

Sujal: tum bhi apni aankhoin pe pati bandh ke naha lena kuch nahi dikhai dega..........

Kashish: are Mama aap subaah subaah...........

Sujal piche mud ke darwazwe ki aur dekhta hai jab Kashish washroom me ghus jati hai.....aur darwaza bandh kar leti hai.......Sujal zor se darwaze ko lat marta hai........

Sujal: tuje main dekh lunga............

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Kashish thodi dair bad taiyaar hoke neeche aake dekhti hai to Anjali kitchen me kuch kaam kar rahi hoti hai....

Anjali: good morning Kashish.......

Kashish: good morning Bhabhi.............

Anjali: achacha hua tum aa gayi......hamare ghar ka riwaz hai ki shadi ke dusre din nayi bahu sab se pehle sab ke liye nasta banati hai.......

Kashish: thik hai........muje kya banana hoga........

Anjali: jo bhi tumhara dil chahe..........sirf itna yaad rakhna ki dadi ke liye bina tel aur mirchi ke.....

Kashish: thik hai....

Kashish nasta banati hai aur Anjali uski madad karti hai.......Kashish sab ke liye aloo ke parathe banati hai........thodi dair bad sab log Dining Table pe aate hai........

Dadi: main bhi to zara chakh ke dekhu ki meri bahu ne kaisa nasta banaya hai.........

Dadi aur prerna chakte hai........

Prerna: beta....wake hi nasta bahot achcha banaya hai.........bilkul Anjali ki tarah......

Dadi: yaha aa........mere pass....................

Kashish Dadi ke pass jati hai aur Dadi use woh khandani kangan pehnati hai........Kashish ajeeb sa hasti huyi Sujal ki aur dekhti hai...........

Anjali: Sujal........ab Kashish ko dekhna bandh karo aur nasta shuru karo.......

Sujal: muje nahi khane Aloo ke Parathe.......

Kavya: lekin tumhe to bahot pasand hai.....

Sujal: pasand hai lekin aaj khane ka mann nahi........aaj mera gobi ke parathe khane ka mann hai......

Anjali: aap log nasta kijiye main bana deti hoon Sujal ka nasta........

Dadi: ab tum yeh chinta karna chod do.......ab chote ka khayal rakhne ke liye uski patni hai......aaj se Sujal ki sari dekh rekh Kashish karegi........

Kashish: dadi thik keh rahi hai........mera farz hai Sujal ka khayal rakhne ka........main aisa khayal rakhungi ki aaj tak kisi na rakha ho.........main Sujal ke liye Gobi ke parathe banaugi.......aise parathe to tumne zindagi me nahi khaya honge..........

Kashish kitchen me jake parathe banake lati haia aur Sujal ki plate me rakh deti hai.........

Prerna: Sujal ab koi natak nahi ab chal chup chap nasta shuru kar.......

Sujal pehla nivara khata hai aur uska muh dekhne layak hota hai kyunki Kashish ne itni mirchi dali hoti hai ki kya bataye bechara.............

Anjali: kya hua pasand nahi aaya.......

Kashish: Bhabhi....unhe ab mere haath pasand nahi aaya hoga.......aapke jaisa nahi hai na is liye........

Dadi: aisa ho hi nahi sakta.........kyunki tum wake me bahot achcha nasta banati ho Anjali ki tarah.......

Prerna: kya hua Sujal ab........

Sujal: kuch nahi.......

Prerna: to khana shuru karo....aur jitna plate me hai sab khana khatam hona chahiye..........

Sujal Kashish ki aur dekh ke sara nasta khatam karta hai............

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Malika Garewal Mension me aati hai........Kashish daud ke apne Mama ke gale lag jati hai.........

Kashish: kaisi hai aap........

Malika: tumhe aise shaadi suda dekh ke bahot khush hoon main...........tu bata tu kaisi ho.....

Kashish: thik hoon....lekin aap yaha sab kuch thik to hai......

Malika: main to tuje pagphere ki rasam ke liye lene aayi thi........lekin mere pass tere liye ek tohfa hai........

Prerna: aur Sujal mere pass bhi tumahre liye ek tohfa hai......

kashish: mere liye.......

Sujal: mere kiye.......

Malika: yeh rahe Old Age House ke kagaz.........aaj se woh tumhara hua.....lekin tum koi bhi faisla akele nahi le sakti kyunki sujal ka bhi unpe barabar ka hakk banta hai.......Sujal aur tumhe milke ab use chalana hai jaise tumhare papa chahte the......

kashish gusse me Sujal ki aur dekhti hai......

Prerna: Sujal yeh rahi tumhari Power of Attorney.........lekin aaj se tum aur Kashish barabar ke partners ho.........is liye aaj se tum dono 50-50 % partnership.......

Sujal Kashsih ki aur gusse se dekhta hai...

Prerna: kya hua tum dono khush nahi huye......

Kashish: khush.haa hum to bahot khush hai na Sujal........

Sujal: haa......

Malika: to chale beta.......

Kashish: ek minute main kamre me se apna purse leke aati hoon......

Kashish gusse me Sujal ki aur dekh ke apne kamre me chali jati hai aur Sujal uske piche jata hai...............Jab Sujal kamre me aata hai to Kashish uski aur Pillow fekti hai.........

Kashish: kya kaha tha tumne ki shaadi ke bad tum sab sambhal longe.......ab kya kuch kar sakte ho tum.....tum kuch nahi kar sakte.....ab puri zindagi aise hi ek dusre ke saath gujarni padegi........

Sujal: lekin tumne jo dining table pe kiya uska koi jawab milega......

Kashsih: baat badalne ki koshish mat karna......muje jawab do tum iska kuch karnewale ho ki nahi......

Sujal: muje sochne ke liye waqt do.......

Jab neeche se Prerna aawaz deti hai aur Sujal aur Kashish neeche aate hai...........Malika aur Kashish Sinha Mension ke liye nikal jate hai................

Prerna: Sujal aaj raat ko Kashish ko ghar tum wapad lene ja rahe ho.........

Sujal: driver ko bhej dijiyega.....

Prerna: tumne suna nahi maine kya kaha.......tum ja rahe ho matlab ja rahe ho.......

Sujal: jaisa aap chahe..........

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ab sham ka waqt hota hai..........Sujal kashish ko lene uske ghar jata hai............Sujal ka chehra dekhte hi Kashish ka mood bigad jata hai......

Malika: kaise ho beta.....

Sujal: bilkul thik......

Kripa: tum betho.....main tumhare liye chai nasta lati hoon......

Sujal: bhabhi aap rehne dijiye.......kyun Kashish......apne Pati ko chai pani ka bhi nahi puchogi.........

Kashish (to herself): tum jaise mehman ko main zeher deti hoon.........

Malika: beta abhi yahi ho jao..........

Kashish gusse me chai banake lati hai lekin ek cup ki chai me usne saat chamach sugar dali hoti hai.......

Kashish (with evil smile): Sujal....tumhari chai........

Sujal: woh main tumhe batana hi bhool gaya ki main to sirf subaah me hi Chai pita hoon..........main sirf pani lunga........

Malika: koi baat nahi.......main woh chai le leti hoon.......

kashish: nahi mama.......

Malika: kuch kaha......

Kripa (understands): Kashish ka matlab hai ki raat ko aapke liye chai thik nahi.....kahi raat ko Sugar badh gayi to......

Kripa woh cup leke andar jati hai aur kashish uske piche jati hai..........Kripa us chai se ek ghunt piti hai......

Kripa: Kashish lagta hai isme tumne apna sara pyaar mila diya hai.......thodi apni nafrat bhi dal deti.........

kashish: Bhabhi mera bas chalta to main isme chuhe marne ki dawa milati..........

Kripa: tumhe jo karna hai karo.....lekin yeh shaadi to bahot hi majedar honewali hai.........

Malika Kashish ko bahar bulati hai aur woh log wapas ghar jane ke liye nikal jata hai...........

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They are in the car........

Kashish: tumne woh chai mama ko kyun di........

Sujal: tumhari mama ka hakk banta hai yeh janne ka ki uski beti kitni achchi chai banati hai.........

kashish: mere saath yeh oversmart wali baatein mat karna.........

Sujal: to tum man rahi ho ki main samrt hoon.......

Kashsih: smart aur tum.....kabhi apni sakal aaine me dekhi hai.........tum bandar lag rahe ho........

Sujal: bandar bhi achcha hota hai .......aaj kal to uspe bhi filme ban rahi hai.......lekin tum to ghadi lag rahi ho.......kabhi kisi ghadi ki film dekhi hai.........is liye hasna hai to khud pe haso.......

Kashsih: gadi roko......

Sujal: kyun raat ko ghumne jaogi........

Kashish: nahi main Aslam Bhai ke pass ja rahi hoon........

Sujal: aur yeh aslam bhai kaun hai........

Kashish: tum aslam bhai ko nahi jante...........mumbai seher ke don hai woh..........

Sujal: uske samne me bhi mat jana.....tumhari sakal dekh ke woh bhag jayega darr ke mare.............

Kashish: main waha pe tumhare naam ki supari dene ja rahi hoon..........

Sujal: mera koi allam bhai kuch nahi bigad sakta.....main uska muh na tod doon....

Kashish: tum yeh is liye kehte ho kyunki tum aslam bhai ko nahi jante.......

Sujal: aur main janna bhi nahi chahta........ab chup chap betho warna beech raste me chod ke chala jaunga......

Kashish: sach......to main neeche utar jau.......

Sujal: apna muh badh rakho.......

Kashish chup ho jati hai aur dono ghar phunchte hai...........