Episode 102

(Swayam phones up ansh)

swayam(on phone): hello..ansh..main swayam...
ansh: haan swayam..papers sign hui ya nahin?
swayam: nahin..last minute phar tashu ka phone aa gaya tha...ki veena ki sehta theek nahin thi..iss liye..aaj nahin sign hui...
ansh(angry): swayam...itne chota sa kaam nahin kar sakte..tum..?
swayam: kya karo...ansh...? agar main usse majboor karta..tho phir usse..mujh phar shak ho sakta tha...
ansh: aisa karo...jald se jald..sujal se voh papers signs karvao....understand?
swayam: yeah...(hungs up)

(swayam goes inside sujal's cabin..and is luking around..and rishi comes in)

rishi: tum?
swayam: oh rishi...tum..erm..sujal kahan hai?
rishi: voh..erm..mama ki saath hai..unke sehat theek nahin hai..iss liye...kyun kya baat hai?
swayam: voh..erm....papers..sign karvani thi...
rishi: kaunse? yeh jo tumhare haath mein hai..?
swayam: erm...erm...haan..yeh hai..
rishi: phir do mujhe...main big b ko dunga...
swayam(getting scared): nahin..rishi..yeh papers mujhe hud sujal ko dene..hai...
rishi: mujh phar trust nahin hai kya?
swayam: aise koi baat nahin hai..
rishi: phir...do na..mujhe..(gives his hand out): come on..
swayam: erm..theek hai...(gives it 2 him)....sujal ko dena...ok?
rishi: ok...
(swayam leaves..)

(rishi reads the papers..and is shocked)
rishi: mera shak sahe nikla...

(next scene: swayam meets up wid ansh)

ansh: swayam..acha hua ki tum aa gaye...yeh batao..papers ka kya hua?
swayam: voh papers rishi ki paas hai..
ansh: rishi ki paas kaise aagaye...swayam...kaise?
swayam: maine hud diye...
ansh: swyaam....tumhare paas koi sense hai!!!!?????
swayam: sens ehai..iss liye usse ki paas hai...
ansh: lekhen rishi ko pata chalega..ki un papers phar kya hai..aur voh sujal ko batayega...
swayam: sujal ko batayega..lekhen sujal usko yakeen nahin karega..(grins)
ansh: voh kaise?
swayam: just wait and watch!!!

(next scene: the sinhas, garewals and agarwals are having dinner together)

mayank: erm..om..aaj tumne mujeh aur mere fmaily ko dinner pi bulaya...iss liye...thanx..
om: arre..iss baat ke liye..thanx ki koi zaroorat nahin hai...
parvati: waise..bhai saab...yeh dinner ek bahana hai...mujhe aapse kcuh aur ki bari mein baat karne thi..
(kavya and shirley luk down..)

veena: waise...khana acha bana hai..haina..bhai saab..?
lalit: haan...amal..amina...shirley..aur marriyam..(stops..arjun has a upset luk on his face)
lalit: i'm sorry..arjun...
arjun: tis ok...uncle..sorry ki koi zaroorat nahin hai...waise...voh mujhse itne doot kaise rehe sakte hai..aaj nahin tho kal..voh wpais aayege...
cg: wiase...food was delicious...aapke bahus tho buhut acha khana bana thi hai..
parvati: haan...bhai saab..lekhen ek bahu zara thori irresponsible hote jaa rahe hai...
nitya: kya maatlab...humar ebetis buhut ache hai...parvati..amal..
parvati: main amal ki baat nhain kar rahe thi..
nitya: mariryam..aur amina..aise nahin hai...
parvati: main unke baat nhain kar rahe hoo...
nitya: shirely ni aisa kya kiya?
parvati: aisa..kuch...
amina(interrupts): erm...main ice-cream lao?
akshat: abhi nahin...abhi abhi dinner serve hui 10 mins hui hai...zra wait karo...
amina: ok...
yug: erm...rahul...water dena...give me the water...
rahul: lekhen ater...gauri ki paas hai...usse pocho..
yug: rahul...water do...
rahul: gauri se pocho...
yug(sighs): gauri?
(gauri ignores him)
yug(louder): gauri?
(gauri still ignores him)
yug(more louder): Miss Gauri Sinha!!
gauri: kya hai...?
yug: water...chahe..
gauri(passing it 2 him): lao..but no matter how thirsty u r...there is no need to shout...
yug: oh...bari nakhre dekha rahe hoo...
gauri: matlaab...what do you mean?
yug: i mean...repeating dialogues of "doctor who"...
gauri: oh..shut up!!
romaila: come on..beta..dont the fight...!
yug: mujhe shut up..kehte hai...
gauri: haan..tumhe keh rahe hoo...
yug: I hope David Tennant leaves Doctor Who..(btw..guys david tennant is the guy in my doctor who siggy..and he is gauri's favourite tv actor)
gauri(angry): Take that back!!!!
yug: whateva..
gauri: I hope that Ekta Kapoor kills off Baa in KSBKBT
yug(shocked): How...could....you....say...that?
gauri: oh..god ..here we go again...
yug: baa..is like a mother to me...much better thaqn tulsi ma...
sujal: yug..baa is just a character..ok? it doesnt matter..if she lives or dies...
yug(more shocked): its a conspiracy!!! u...r...conspiring 2 kill of baa...
poonam: yeh bhagwan...iss larki ko akal kabh aayega...?
yug: without baa...kyunki is nothing...nothing i tell u...
arjun: yug? get a life!!!
yug: fine...then...i expected my frends to support me..but no!! they dont...sujal is conpsiring wid his sali..2 kill of baa..
sujal: for pete's sake!!
yug: and arjun..is on sujal's side..and kavya...rahul..sohan...and karan...and piyush..are all shutted up!!!
sohan: yug?
yug: thats it..i'm going...and goodbye...!!! and thanx 4 nothing!!! (goes in a room..and shuts the door)
kavya: uff!! thats the closet..you idiot!!!
yug(coming out): the closet? thought so..just testing if u cared about me..or not...(goes upstairs)
gauri: chav!! (giggles)
nitya(giving a serious luk 2 gauri): gauri?
gauri: sorry mum...

(dinner is all cleared up..and parvati sends up..eveyrone except the grown-ups)

parvati: nitya..mujhe tumse kuch kehna..tha..
nitya: kya?
parvati: shirley..ansh ki saath khush nahin hai..aur usne aisa kuch kiya hai...jo iss ghar mein kabhi nahin hua!!
om: parvati? yeh tum kya keh rahe hoo..?
parvati: theek keh rahe hoo...nitya...tumahre beti shirley...mere beta ansh ki saath bewafai kaa rahe hai..
nitya(shocked): kya?
veena: lekhen parvati...shirley aisa kyun karege...? voh aise vaise larki nahin hai..
(nitya slaps parvati...the children...all boys and girls see this from upstairs..and are shocked)
nitya: tumhare itne himmath ki tumne mere beti phar shak kiya?
parvati: sirf tumhare beti phar nahin...mera apane khoon bhi kar raha hai..yeh...
shilpa: bhabhi..yeh kya keh rahe hai aap?
parvati: haan yeh sahc hai...kavya..abhi bhi...shirley se pyar karta hai...
(everyone is shocked)
om: parvati? dimaag kharab hogaya tumhara..?
parvati: maine dkeha..hai om...aapke kasam..maine dkeha hai...shirely uski bahe mein thi...in his arms....(crying)
romaila: oh god...yeh kab hua?
parvati: kal...ansh ni mujhe bataya...
mayank(anrgy..shouts): SHIRLEY!!!! SHIRLEY!!!

(sujal and tashu come down)

tashu: sab kuch tho theek tho hai..papa?
mayank: shirley kahan hai..?
shirely(coming down): kya hua..papa? kcuh hua kya?
mayank(angry): itne himmath....tumhare!!!
shirley: kya...?
mayank: aapne devar ki saath aisa karna..tumhe sharam nahin aaye...?!!!!
shirley: aap galat samjh rahe hai....aisa kuch nahin hai...mummy..galat samjh rahe hai....
nitya: shirely..beta...tum kavya se payr karte hoo..ya nahin?
shirley: mama..voh..
nitya(puts shirley's hand on her head): mere kasam....tum usse pyar karte hoo..ya nahin?
shirley: haan...karte hoo...
(om is furious...)

sujal: uncle..plz....kavya ki koi galti nahin hai...
om: sujal...kavya..kahan hai....bulao usse?
sujal: uncle..usse chorye..usse gal duty phar bhi jaana hai...
om: KAVYA!!!!
(kavya comes down)
om: tumahr ema..jo bhi kuch keh rahe hai...kal ki baari mein..oh sab sach hai...
kavya...yes papa...
(om slaps kavya hard....ansh watches it all..wid a eil grin on his face)
om: how dare you!!!!
mayank: om..hum shirley ko wapis lekhar jayenge...iss ghar mein voh nahin reh sakte..
ansh(pretending): nahin papa.....ais amaath kareye...main...jee nahin sakonga...plz..mujhe shirley ko zaroorat..hai..main uski raksha karonge...lekhen...plz...usse mujhse door maath karna..plz...
mayank: ok..ansh..tum kehte hoo...phir chor donga...
sujal(2 tashu): tashu..?
tashu: hmm?
sujal: mujhe..pura yakeen hai..ki yeh sab ansh ki chal hai...
tashu: haan..hume kuch na kuch karna parega...

Precap: Sohan~Tuhina leave for Italy, meanwhile Aksh is hysterical after hearing the truth, and Karan takes Diya out on their first date.

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