Episode 36

(The families r in India. They take a bus to their village, the grown-ups r going separate....the children r going separate).

shivz: arre....mere paas ek ticket hai..?
man: behenji...sab ki paas ticket hai...yeh bus full hai
shivz: uff...yeh india bhi na...
kavya s: kya hua..?
simi: arre kavya...wahan phar bus hai chalo...
kavya a: uff yeh india kitna busy hai...
(a robber comes and threatens kavya)
robber: oi....pasia do...
kavya: chal putt.....paise...
robber: ao...varna...
kavya: varna kya...tum mujhse poch rahe hoo...tum jaante hoo ki main kaun hoo...
robber: kaun?
kavya (showing his id card): Squadron leader Kavya Agarwal....voh bhi London sey...chal dafa ho jao yahan sey
robber (getting scared): oh...main tho joke kar raha tha...
kavya: hehehe....joke....
shirley: kya hai...yeh hehehe....kya hai?
kavya: koi mujhse chori karne ki liye aaya tha....aur....daar gaya...kyunki maine kaha ki main ek squadron leader hoo...aur voh bechara daar gaya...kyunki voh sochta tha ki main usse maardalo ga...
shirley (laughs): tum bhi na kavya.......
kavya: chalo..
pyiush: yaar main tho kehta hoo...ki car mein chale...bas main nahin?
sujal: kyun...bus mein bhi koi mazaa aata hai?
(a guy comes and flirts wid tashu)
guy: oii...kuri...kya haal hai...(about 2 touch her)..
sujal (getting angry): oii....chal dafa hoo...samjhtha kya hai tu aap ne aap ko...stupid....
tashu: arre sujal...thori baat phar tum kyun itna gussa kya..?
sujal: arre tashu...tumhare saath flirt kar raha tha...aur mujhse baardaash nahin hota...
tashu: kyun nahin...?
sujal: hmm...baad main batao ga....lekin pehle chalo...
(everyone gets on top of the bus)
shazy: arre yaar....main kitne excited ho.....veer-zaara ki tarha hum bhi bus ki top phar hai...haila....mera veer kaha hai...(turns around and sees an old man)....ahem-ahem...(the old man is still luking at her)
(kavya a comes from behind)
kavya: ooii....budhhi.....chal haat paari...
old guy: main kyun hato?
kavya: kyun mere behen tere koi galfrend hai kya jo saari safar iss ki saath bete ka...chal hat...varna..(holds his fist)...
old guy: arre.....main tho jaa raha tha...(moves away)...
shazy: thanx kavya.....he was creeping me anyways
gauri: ooh...the background seems kool 4 a painting...(a guy taps on gauri's shoulder and gauri turns around and it is BOBBY DARLING!!!!)
gauri: jee....aap ki tarif?
bobby: tum...gauri sinha hoo rite?
gauri: yeah...
Bobby: ooh.....i'm such a big fan of yurs yur paintings...
gauri (luking freaked out): ok...thanx...(moves awya and sits next 2 mamta)
amina: ooh....india is kool...haina akshat?
akshat: hmm....it is....after des tho aisa...
(the guys start singing aisa des hai mera)
kavya a:Ambar Hethaan Dharti Vasdi, Ethey Har Rut Hansdi, Ho....
Kinnaa Sonaa Des Hei Meraa Des Hai Meraa Des Hai Meraa... (2)
Des Hai Meraa
shirley: arre wah..kavya...u can sing..
kavya a: come on...boys sing wid me...
sujal: Dharti Sunhari Ambar Neelaa...
Har Mausam Rangeelaa
kavya s: Dharti Sunhari Ambar Neelaa...
Har Mausam Rangeelaa
akshat: Aisaa Des Hai Meraa,
arjun: ho..ho.....aisa des hai mera.....
adi: Bole Papihaa Koyal Gaayeh...
Saavan Ghir Ghir Aayeh
piyush: Bole Papihaa Koyal Gaayeh...
Saavan Ghir Ghir Aayeh
all boys: Aisaa Des Hai Meraa, Ho.... Aisaa Des Hai Meraa... (2)
tashu: wow...sujal...i neva knew u could sing...impressive...
(everyone comes off the bus)
kavya a: Geinhoo Ke Kheton Mein Kanghi Jo Kare Havaayehin
sujal: Rang Birangi Kitni Chunariyaan Ud Ud Jaayehin
arjun: Panghat Par Panhaaran Jab Gagri Bharne Aayeh
akshat: Madhur Madhur Taanon Mein Kahin Bansi Koi Bajaayeh, Lo Sun Lo
adi: Qadam Qadam Pe Hai Mil Jaani ...
Koi Prem Kahaani
kavya s: Qadam Qadam Pe Hai Mil Jaani ...
Koi Prem Kahaani
all boys: Aisaa Des Hai Meraa, Ho.... Aisaa Des Hai Meraa... (2)
(a punjabi gang is dancing...)
man: O Meri Jugni De Dhaage Bandhe, Jugni Os De Moonh To Fabbey
Jinu Sat Ishq Di Laggey, Oy Saanyehe Mereyaa O Jugni
Veer Mereyaa Jugni Kahandi Hai, O Naam Saayehen Daa Leindi Hai
O Dil Kad Litaa Ee Jind Meriyeh
(kavya a, kavya s, sujal, akshta, arjun and adi join in the punjabi gang and start dancing...)
marriyam: mujhe kabhi pata nahin tha ki arjun...punjabhi larka ki tarha nach sakta hai...
(all the other girls laugh)
amina: hehehe...arjun doing punjabi dance...(sees akshat dancing...)...
tashu: hehehe....akshat is dancing as well...(sees sujal dancing)...
mamta: hehe....sujal is dancing as well....
(the boys finsih dancing...and head 4 the village...the kavya a's relatives c kavay and the rest of the guys wid the sinha girls)
small boy: arre dekho...sujal bhaiyya...kavya bhaiyya....adi bhaiyya..aaya....nal koi kuria taya....
(ppl..i'm trying my best 2 write in punjabi...sorry if it doesnt make any sense... )
man: ooii.....thako...sujal aur kavya aur adi....botia....kini aaye....
woman: hai rabbah...botia....hai...khandan na naam miti na milaye ditha ni...oi...
girl: ooii....ma-ji...ma-ji....(parvati gets up...as they have already reached there)
girl: kavya aaya...
parvati: kavya?
girl: ha-ji...aur nal sujal bhi aaya....aur doosra kavya aur ek naya munda...aur adi bhi ....nal sari mundi botia kini aaye...
nitya: botia...?
veena: arre bhai....patni....
nitya: oh...oh yeah...
veena: lekin...sujal ki boti....uske ki koi boti hai nahin...
girl: dekho masi...pura gao....dekhni ko nikaal aya hai....dekho...aur ha nitya masi....aapka kavya bhi boti kini aaya...
nitya: huh...?
sandeep: kisni boti lekhar aaya hai...
girl: voh...6 larki...
(obviously sandeep is a forgetful guy and forgets that they r unmarried and picks up a stick, but then kavya's chacha takes it from him)
uncle: main maroga usse....uloo ka bhanja...
kavya a: arre bua...theek thak?
woman: ha putar...theek thak...
sujal: ooi....bhai-ji...kaise ho...bhabhi-ji theek hai...tusa...na kya haal hai?
man: theek hoo...
kavya a: theek ho chacha-ji..
chacha: hmm....uloo ka bhanja...tu byaa karke aaya hai tho...main om ki dasya ki lodnon bu kaharab hai..lekin usne mari mane....boti kini aaya...agarwal khandan ki badnam kita tu....
kavya a: uff...kaun byaa kare aaya...?
chacha: tu....
sujal: lekin chacha.....issne kuch bhi nahin kya...
chacha (pushes kavya 2 the floor and srta hitting sujal): tu bhi boti kini aaya....tuki main theek karna....buddhu....
veena: arre bhai saab...yeh kya kar rahe hai aap?
chacha: ooh...behenji..main issne akal ki theek karna paya....
arjun: uff...chacha aap bhi...
chacha: uff...tho iska support kyun karna hai? (starts hitting him)....oh god...
adi: chahcu...kya hua tusi ko.....
chacha (starts hitting him): mera ser....hua hai...hmm...tujhe na chorna...marso...
kavya s: kay hua...
chacha: tuki na main chorna...(pushes all 6 boys down)
parvati: bhai saab...yeh kuria...(points 2 the sinha girls)....nitya ki betia hai....aapke bahus nahin...
chacha: oh...acha.....mujhe tho pata ki...yeh larkia itne beekoof nahin hai jo sujal ya kvaya ya adi ki tarha shaadi kare...
(all the boys luk surprised)
kavya s: hmph....idiot aur voh bhi main...arre buhut se larkia mujh phar fida hote hai..

Precap: Everyone is prearing for the function of Lodi. Meanwhile Adi wants to tell something to Kavya.

Howz dat, ppl?