Chapter 9

Shirley

@Shirley

Episode 9

(Kavya, Shirley the gang's half-term is here....and the whole gang including sujal and tashu and shazy and them all r getting ready 4 the trip)

Kavya: hmm....torchlight...check.....map...check....
Sujal: yaar kavya...tujhe pata hai ke blair witch koi hai nahin...tho kyun aisa kaha ki koi blair witch hai?
Kavya: yaar...maine aisa kaha kyunki main.....(whispers)....main sab log ko darana chahta hoon...asal mein koi blair witch hai nahin
Sujal & Kavya: hehe

(over in the next room, Arjun, Shazy, Mona, Mamta, Pooja, Amina, Raj_Sahil, Mastang, Marriyam, Gauri and Hetal and Tina r sitting quietly, and diya too)

Marriyam: are yaar, sab log chup kyun hai?
Arjun: kyunki mere jaan jaane wale hai
Mona: mein blair witch ka samna nahin kar paongi...seriously
Mamta: are yaar....daro mat....kavya ko kaho kay is trip ko cancel kari
Amina: voh tho nahin hoga....kavya ek baar kuch decide kare...tho decide kiya....apna decision change nahin karega
Tina: kaash....daniel mere saath hootha
Gauri: tumhari maan mein sirf daniel hai...
Tina: mujhe buhut daar lag raha hai
Raj_Sahil: mera homework ka kya hoga?
Hetal: homework ko choro......is trip ka kya kare?
Shazy: yaar....mein is trip ki baad shaid kabhie wapis aaongi ya nahin...mujhe nahin pata
Mastang: plz...aise bhaati mat kya karo
Pooja: mein kaise lag rahe hoon?
Diya: kyun....tumhe kyun itna interest hain?
Pooja: mujhe blair witch sey ziada acha lagna chahe..
Shivangi: ufff....is larki ka kya kare?
Arjun: kavya mera dost tha....aur mujhe marne par zidd pare hai isku...
Marriyam: hum kavya ko mana lage

(kavya and sujal come wid shirley and tashu)

Shirley: kya bhaati hoon rahe hain? arre arjun ko kya hua hai?
Arjun: bewafa
Sujal: huh.....bewafa...matlaab?
Arjun: mera dost bewafa hai
Kavya: oi arjun...tujhe kya hua hai...bacho ki tarha aise...?
Arjun: blair witch key trip par kyun jaana hoga hume?
Zeeshan: ufff...ye dekho...arjun...hum sab hain na
Marriyam: isse buhut barra sadma hua hai
Shazy: sadma....(giggles)
Mastang: hasni....wali bhat konsi hai?
Tashu: chalo sub log.....car aaygy hai....
Amina: Oh god....agar mujhse koi gunaah hua hai...tho mujhe maaf karo.....yeh blair witch mujhe nahin chorogi
Mona: koi shaq?

(the gang gets into the van....Kavya puts on Dus Bahane)

Zeeshan: Dus Bahane karki lege dil..lege dil...
Pooja: mein kaise lag rahe hoon?
Mastang: buhut ache...uparwala jaane...yeh blair witch kaise dekhti hai?
Marriyam: aishwarya rai ke tarha dekhti hai
Kavya: oh frends...ek bhaat tho main kehna phool gaya...iss blair witch key pau jo hai...ulti hai...
Shirley: ulti hai? are yaar....arjun mujhe bhi aapne team mein bhi select karo...mujhe bhi daar lag raha hain
Kavya: arre shirley...darro mhaat plz....arre main hoon na
Tashu: arre sujal...mujhe ek coke deena..
Sujal: waise....agar kisi ney blair witch ko dekh lya hai...tho photo lena...ok?
Hetal: photo ko choro.....yeh paar humare jaan jaa rahe hain...aur tumhe photo ki pare hain?
Shivangi: koi baat nahin hetal...main uss blair witch ko...iss basketball key saath maro gey
Zeeshan: kisi basketball sey voh nahin dare gi
Kavya: alsolutely rite...zeeshan
Arjun: main tho jaa raha hoon....plz car ko roko..plz..
Diya: theek hai....kavya stop the car....(kavya does so)

(the gang gets out...they have come in the middle of s forest)

Shirley: yeh tho ek jungle ya phir ek forest hai
Kavya: nahin...yeh tho janat hai...well obviously...yeh ek jungle hai
Zeeshan: chalo...samaan nekalo....
Marriyam: hum sab yaha par roki gey?
Gauri: ha...aur kaha rahe gey
Tina: daniel kaha hai?
Hetal: uff...daniel ki siva...aur koi hai?
Shazy: chalo...yaar...dekhti hai...kya kya hai iss jegi par
Arjun: let me guess....trees hai...aur blair witch bhi hain....
Amina: arjun bus karo....mera maan buhut khaab raha hain
Kavya: koi baat hain....main hoon na.....kisko dar laga raha hain?

(everyone puts their hands up...except kavya, sujal, zeeshan and shirley)

sujal: yeh mujhe umeed nahin thi
Kavya: chalo...yeh kahiin paar chalti hain

(later in the night...the gang camp in the middle of the forest, Zeeshan is happily eating popcorn and drinking coke ..Pooja is fixing her looks ...Sujal is working on his laptop ...Tashu is just gathering her courage 2gether ...the rest r talking 2 keep busy..and Arjun has a blanket around him...hez scared and marriyam is trying 2 keep calm)
Kavya: pata hai, arjun...yaha par kisi hi death hua tha
Arjun: huh...main tho ja raha hoon
Zeeshan: (grabs arjun) arre yaar...kaha ja rahe hoon? sit down wid us
Sujal: maine aur kavya ne eik confession karna hai doston.
all: haan batao kya baat hai.
kavya: voh...voh aap logh naraz nahin honge na?
zeeshan: nahin honge kavya yaar...batao na kya baat hai.
arjun: mujhe is ke chehre se dikh raha hai....bas kehne ki dhair hai.
sujal: yeh vohi jagah hai jahan blair witch rehthi hai...isi jungle mein.
arjun: mujeh pata tha!! is ke chehre pe likha tha...main bhi sochon camping kaise le jayega yeh humhe!!
amina: chup karo arjun, bole hi jaa rehe ho...yaar mujhe tho darr lagh raha hai.
mamta: sab logh saath saath rehenge samajh aye?

(sujal deliberately turns his laptop off)

sujal: tashu, mera laptop bandh hogaya!
raj_sahil: VOH AGAYE!! SAB KI SHAMATH AGAYE!! HUM MEIN SE KOI NAHIN BACHEGA!! MERE THO PURI ZINDAGI MERE AGAY PARI HUI HAI!!

tashu:  mujhe darr lagh raha hai...

sujal: are nahin tashu...main hoon na, chalo khanso mere liye...give me one of your beautiful smiles.

tashu:

To Be Continued...

Precap: Shirley sees kavya dressed as the blair witch and steps forward to attack him. Meanwhile wen arjun finds out it was all sujals and kavyas joke he says....

Howz dat ppl?