Naani Maami Naani Maami , Maan jao

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@Shru_thebaadal

"Ayyyee, Ruk , Ruk ne bhaiii....." Prafulla who saw Shiva on his bike, was bewildered after seeing a baby with him. "Huffff.. yeh ..Raksas .. Bhaag gya"  Prafulla panted at the moment, catching her breath and resting with the support of a tree nearby. "Bhogilal Maharaj!, woh Seeva hi tha ne?" Prafulla talked to herself being confused. "Fir baccha?? Rishita ka toh baccha hi nahi hua..." Prafulla with some hand gestures tried to connect the dots in her mind and her eyes wide opened after her 'Khayali Pulaav conclusion" .

"Hayyye Mhara Bhogilal!!!!" She screamed at the top of her lungs , yelling loud enough to scare the entire Somnath. Everybody passing that way watched her with amazement. She smiled nervously and excused herself from their.

"Meri beti ko dhoka deke, yeh Jungli baap bhi ban gya, Chee chee chee.. Sachka Jungli hai ne woh!! meri phool si bacchi ko phusla ke kisi aur se.." Prafulla didn't complete her sentence when an auto rickshaw stood there.. "Kya hua kaki, Daudha chadha hai kya? kahun toh chod aaun pagal khaane.." Prafulla fumed in anger & took out her chappal to hit him but he left.

She threw the chappal & cried loudly "Raaaaavvvviii!!!!"

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"Dekh dekh ..arrey ab toh dedo mujhe bacche" Shiva was trying to get his pendant back from the clutch of Puchki but 'Is anyone even capable or strong enough to get something out of a baby's hand? Surely not' & thus even 'Chattan Pandya' failed to get his locket back. Raavi who was busy with the preparation of her promotion & was currently telling her followers about the same chuckled at the cute antics of the duo.

"Aap na bahut zeedi ho" Shiva hummphed in fake anger & Little Puchki with her black orbs was throwing sparkling stars to him with the cuttest puppy eyes. Raavi went to the sofa table of the hall & asked him "Tune Puchki ko aap bola???" Raavi asked surprised. 

Shiva smiled a little and said  stuttering "Woh.. woh haa.. kya haina, yeh itni choti si hai, isko tu bolne ka mann nhi karta hai" Raavi awwed at this side of Shiva & pinched his cheeks which he swatted away instantly. 

"Hayye mere Cuttu Bhootu, Mujhe nahi pata tha, tu Papa banne ke thought se aisa softie ban jaayega. Warna Rishita se pehle hum..." Raavi blushed and lowered her head all shying. Shiva was all the darkest shade of red. 

"Tu... Tu na Zyaada, hawe mein matt udd samjhi, Humme Bhulna nahi chahiye ki iski maa abhi bhi hai, bas beemar hai, kuch dino ke baad..!" But he didn't know what stopped him to complete the sentence.   Raavi's face fell down hearing that. She felt an unknown burden in her heart , but let the thought not to linger in her mind at the moment.

"Tu woh sab chod, aur chal, Puchki ko nehlana bhi hai." Raavi kept her phone stand & phone aside and went to her room , to bring the hot water . Shiva who was playing with Puchki, near the well side almost shrieked in fear by the yelling of Maami "Meri bacchi, meri Raavi, Kaha hai tu?!!"

Puchki laughed at the expressions of Shiva, and Shiva glanced at her but then pecked her cheeks to which Puchki cooed in delight. Prafulla came inside the house and watched the particular scene .

"Matlab mera shaq sahi tha, yeh jungli...." Prafulla glared at Shiva and held his collar & was constantly shaking him. Shiva was extremely confused by the sudden attack of Prafulla on him. "Ayye maami, satak gyi hai kya teri, chod mujhe" Shiva with his free hand tried to get out of hold of Prafulla But she didn't stop. "Meri bacchi ko dhokha dega, uski zindagi barbaad karega..."

One side Shiva was trying to get out of Prafulla's hold other side Prafulla is not leaving Shiva & in the whole chaos Shiva-Maami & Puchki are moving in a circle. "Chod Maami" "Nahi chodungi'" , Shiva grinned in anger "Chod" Prafulla glared at him "Nahi chodungi". 

Puchki was enjoying the ring around the roses ride she was getting, but soon frowned as she saw the discomfort in Shiva's eyes. She was on the verge of tears & thus kicked at Prafulla's face and started crying loudly.

Prafulla cried in pain as the kick directly hit her nose. Shiva tried to stop his laughter but he can't & ultimately started laughing. Everyone after hearing so much noises came out of their room & found Puchki crying, Shiva laughing & Maami wincing clutching her nose.

Rishita muttered in a low voice "Waah, ek saath teen teen expressions. Lagta hai firse Shiva vs Maami dekhna hoga, chal Rishita beith ke Drama dekhte hai, lamba chalega" Rishita sat on the sofa & found Raavi's phone. She took it & saw the live on. "Not again Raavi." She immediately ended the live & sighed in relief.

Raavi too came out of the room running after hearing noises. She found entire family gathered in the aangan & her Maasi maa throwing daggers to Shiva & wincing in Pain. She heard Puchki's crying voice and ran to handle her but she was caught by her Maasi maa who engulfed her in a too tight hug.

 "Maasi, kya kar rahi ho, chodo" Raavi tried to freed herself from the clutch of Prafulla but She was in no mood to leave . Raavi pushed Prafulla a little and she finally left her. "Chal Raavi yaha se, chal Mein tera samaan le jaungi baad mein yaha se kuch nahi chutne dungi, tu bhai bas chal" . Raavi became confused with her  rambling .

Shiva soothed the throbbing in his forehead from his fingers & turned Maami. "Tu meri biwi ko kis khushi mein yaha se le jaa rahi hai??" Shiva asked in a low but tensed voice. "Tere kartuton ki khabar chal gyi hai mujhe, Tu meri beti ko behla fusla sakta hai pann mein nahi phusalne waali! Dhokha de raha hai tu usse.. aur meri beti ko bhi mujhse yeh baat chupaane ko boli. Hayye Mhara bhogilal, .. Ohh bhai, ab bas. Tu chal raavi" Prafulla held Raavi's wrist tightly & started dragging her.

Puchki who was still crying saw this and clutched Raavi's mangalsutra when she just passed by Shiva & Puchki's side. She started yelling more loudly. Raavi stopped in her tracks gathering all the energy required & found Shiva's hand on her other hand's wrist stopping her. Maami turned to see Shiva red eyed. He pulled Raavi closer to him & Prafulla's hands jerked and left Raavi's wrist. 

Raavi took Puchki in her arms from Shiva and embraced her tightly in her frame. Puchki stopped crying & started coughing. "Naa baccha , naa naa, Ro mat babu, Puchki.. Hmm shh shh" Raavi patted her back trying to calm her down. Puchki sniffled and buried her head on Raavi's chest seeking peace, comfort & warmth.

Suman wheeled and stood in front of Prafulla "Kaagdi hai tu maanti hun, pann iss tareeke se humare ghar mein tamasha karte hue sharam nahi aati, Suman Pandya ke ghar mein aake ussi ki bahu ko kheench ke le jaa rahi hai" she shouted in an angry tone. Prafulla retorted back "Meri beti ko shaadi karke diya hai iss ghar mein ( glancing to Shiva)  Arrey yeh Jungli meri beti ko dhoka dega aur mein meri phool si bacchi ko  uski sazaa bhogne dungi??" Prafulla acted in a dramatic way.

Everyone were confused with Prafulla's nonsense "Kya bol rahi hai Maami, akkal kya bech ke aayi hai, naa subah subah bhaang chadhake aayi hai?" Shiva asked with a fierce angry tone. But Maami just glared at him . She turned to Raavi & saw her taking care of the baby.

"Ayye dobi, tere mein sachme akkal wakkal hai ki nahi! Arrey isske bacche ko tu kyun sambhal rahi hai?" Raavi rolled her eyes in confusion and asked "Aap baaton ko imarti ki tarah gol gol ghumana band karo aur saaf saaf batao, subah subah yeh tamasha kyun kar rahi ho, aur to aur aapko dikh nahi raha hai ki 'Meri bacchi' kitni dar gyi hai" Prafulla was about to yell again but stopped hearing . "Kya bola Tune?? 'meri bacchi' ikle, yeh jo hai, teri bacchi??"

Not only Prafulla but the Pandya fam too were stunned by Raavi's words. 

"Haa toh haina, Socha tha , Puchki ko uski naani se...ek minute par aap to Shiva ki maami  bhi hona toh , double Rishta hogya " Raavi pouted thinking that & Krish intervened "Arrey Aapke baby ki toh Maami , Naani aur Daadi maami dono hogi."

Raavi smiled hearing that and continued "sahi kaha krish. Haa toh Socha tha ki aapko iss Brand new member se jald milwaaungi. iske NAANI MAAMI se, Pann aapne Puchki ke saamne apna first impression hi bigaar diya" Raavi frowned and continued to sway Puchki .

Prafulla hold her head "Yeh, ayye, Mereko chakkar aa raha hai, tera baccha, mei Naani Maami, Ayye bhai mereko toh kuch samajh nahi aa raha hai" & Prafulla fainted finally. 

"Lag gayi Lanka, ab isko manao" . Shiva muttered under his breath.  Whole family looked to ShiVi, expecting for answer, and Shiva went, where Raavi was standing with Puchki and smiled nervously... "haha.. woh Pehle yeh Puchki ki Naani Maami ko Manale, fir aap sab ko bhi Batate hai"  Raavi muttered "Aur manate bhi hai".  

While Puchki was laughing & giggling watching Maami lying unconscious .

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Ik though Puchki, Puchku i.e Azaan nikla but nevermind. Mere liye toh Puchki always Puchki hi rahegi💖😍🧿. Another shot in diaries. 

Shru_thebaadal2022-08-10 14:04:21