At the venue of the competition

Shanti mam reads the rules of the competition to the girls. As per one of the rules, if the participants are from a co ed school/college, there must be representation of both genders.  Shanti mam panice and so do the girls.

Shanti: Ab kya karenge? Humeein to disqualify kar denge yeh log. Rakesh ji aap ne to yeh mention hi nahin kya.

Rakesh:   In logon ne rule badal diya hoga. Nalayak sab.

Kamya (angrily): In logon ne kuch nahi kiya. Aap sirf apni dushmani nibhana chahte the Sameer se. Apne matlab ke liye aap ne jhooth bola tha hum sab se

Rakesh: Ai ladki teri itni himmat...(He is about to slap Kamya..)

Kamya: Khabardar Rakesh Sir ! Agar aapne haath uthaya main authorities ko jakar complain kar doongi.

Shanti: Rakesh Sir please scene mat create kijiye. Galti aapne ki..aur ab humare school ka naam kharab hoga agar hum disqualify ho gaye...

Rakesh: Haan haan..scene to mai hi create karta hoon...

Shanti and Rakesh argue.

Swati: Maaf karna Naina. Par tere papa ne yeh thik nahin kiya. Is rule ke baare mein woh zaroor jante the. Sirf is liye ki Sameer is competition mein bhag na le sake, unhone aisa kiya.  Haath dhokar Sameer ke peeche pad gaye hain.

Kamya: Haan. Ek number ke khadoos aadmi hai. Matlabi kahin ka

Naina: Papa ne yeh accha nahin kiya...

Preeti: Tauji bhi na...par ab hume is mushkil ka hal dhoondna hai. S, M, P aaye to hain. Zaroor unka kuch plan hai.

Hema: Arey plan hoga bhi to kya? Abhi tak to dikh nahin rahe hain?

Girls discuss how to solve the problem. Rakesh comes up with a suggestion.

Rakesh: Accha thik hai..tum 6 ladkiyan ho. 3 ladka ban jao.

Kamya: Main ladka banne ke liye nahin aayi hoon.

Swati: Aise kaise ladka ban jaye? Judges andhe thodi hai? sach mooch ka ladka or bhes badle huye ladko mein farak nazar aa jayega.

They all argue.

Hema (whispers): Jee to karta hai is Rakesh Sir ko julaab khila de taki sara din woh bathroom se na nikle.

Preeti: Idea bura nahin hai.

Shanti: Nahin aisa kuch mat karna. Warna Mr. Khadoos phir se koi hungama karenge.

Finally it is decided that Hema, Preeti and Swati  would dress up as boys. Naina, Kamya and Kavita would be girls.

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At another hotel, Sameer, Munna and Pandit are with Nanu.

Nanu: Tum sab tyar ho?

Munna: Haan Nanaji, hum jung pe jaane ke liye tyaar hain.

Pandit: Haan jung pe jayenge bhi aur jung jeetenge bhi

Sameer (absentmindedly): Aur Naina ko sab ke saamne ILU bhi kahenge

Nanu: Shabash mere sher! Yeh hui na mardon wali baat.

Munna: To phir chaliye chalte hain. Us Khadoos uncle ne to ladkiyon ko mushkil mein daal diya hai.

Pandit: Haan Nanu. Bechari ladkiyan...hum ladkon ke bina participate kaise karengi

Sameer: Chaliye Nanu. Naina intezaar kar rahi hogi.

Nanu: Thoda ruko...ek aur shaks hain jo humare saath jayenge.

S, M. P: Kaun????

Suddenly they hear someone..a male voice singing...Aapne bulaya aur hum chale aaye...dil haatheli par le aaye re...

S, M, P (shocked): Arey Principal Sir aap???? Yahan???

Princi: Haan ladkon. Yeh sab Jaiprakashji ka kamaal hai. Jab maine unhe bataya Rakesh ji humari ek nahi sun rahe hain, to unhone yeh plan socha. Maine competition authorities ke saath baat kar li hai. Ab chalo...ladkiyon ko mushkil se bachana hai, trophy PVKM lana haiii.

Mundit: Princi ho to aap jaise...three cheers for Principal sir..Hip hip hurray..hip hip hurray..hip hip hurray..

They all get in the taxi and proceed to the venue.

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At the venue, PVKM name is announced. The participants are asked to report to the organizers. Rakesh goes and sits among the audience. The girls panic. Shanti mam decides to talk to the organizers.

Shanti mam: ladkiyon tum log yahan thehro. Main baat karti hoon.

She walks towards the room where the organizers were checking in the participants. As she enters the room, she is pleasantly shocked to see S, M, P along with Nanu and Princi. They take her into confidence and tell her everything. Shanti teacher bursts out laughing.

Shanti: baap re baap...kya plan banaya aap logon ne...Rakesh Sir ko neen ki goliyan bhi de di...

Sameer: Arey woh plan to mera tha...

Shanti: Kya khatarnak plan tha

Princi: Dil deewana bin sajna ke maane na...khatron se khelne ko bhi yeh dil katraye na...

They ask Shanti teacher to keep the secret.

Sameer: Haan...hum teeno achanak se stage pe jayenge aur ladkiyon ko surprise denge.

Shanti teacher readily agrees and leaves.

In due time, PVKM name is announced and the participants are called on stage to perform.

Shanti (suppressing her laughter): Yeh Rakesh Sir ne hume phansa diya. Ab kar bhi kya sakte hain...jao jake perform karo...dekhte hain kya hota hai...

 

Naina, Kamya, Kavita enter the stage dressed in traditional Gujrati ghaghra choli while Preeti, Swati, and Hema , dressed up as boys, wait for their cue.

On Stage

Announcer: PVKM ke bacche ek bahut hi sundar sa, sureela sa prem kahani pesh kar rahe hain.

Performance starts

Naina is sitting under a tree absentmindedly waiting for her rajkumar. Suddenly a net falls on her and she is trapped.

Kamya, Kavita: Uljhi yeh kis jaal mein tu, hai aaj kal kis haal mein tu

Naina: Humko ...aaj kal hai...intezar...koi aaye leke pyar...

Kamya, Kavita: Intehaa ho gayi intezaar ki, Aayi na kuch khabar tere yaar ki, yeh tujhe hai yakeen, bewafa woh nahin, phir wajah kya hui , intezar ki

Naina : Aaja aayee bahar, dil hai bekarar, O mere rajkumar, tere bin raha na jaye...aajaa

Suddenly the light on the stage is dimmed.

A male voice sings...Sun beliyaaa...

Naina, Kamya, Kavita are tensed.

Naina: Yeh gana kahan se aa gaya? kaun ga raha hai? aur stage pe andhera...

Kamya: Ab to sirf andhera...humera jeetne ki ummeed bhi..total andhera...

Suddenly the light is focused on the entrance to the auditorium. Naina, Kamya, Kavita stand shocked!!!!! There was Sameer...his feet on two bikes...one driven by Munna and the other by Pandit...

Sameer: Sun beliyaa...shukriya meherbani...tu kahe to naam tere, kardun sari jawaani...

As the trio head towards the stage in Ajay Devgan's Phool aur Kaante style, the crowd on either sides of the aisle stand up and cheer and clap.

The trio go ahead...

Sameer: Sun beliyaa...shukriya meherbani. Tu kahe to, naam tere, kardun sari jawani...

They reach the stage. Sam gets down from the bikes. Trio go to the stage.

Suddenly Swati, Preeti, and Hema make their entry dressed as girls.

Swati/Preeti/Kamya/Hema/Kavita/Munna/Pandit surround Samaina and sing and dance: Yaar ki khabar mil gayee..gayee...

Pyar ki nazar mil gayee...gayee

Door thi bahut manzil apni...paas hi magar mil gayee...gayee...

Naina is elated and starts dancing.: Pardesiya...pardesiya yeh sach hai piya, sab kehte hai maine tujhko dil de diya...main kehti hoon tune..mera dil le liya...

Sameer: Logon ko kehne do, kehte hi rehne do, sach jhooth hum kyon sabko bataye, tu bhi hai masti mein, main bhi hoon masti mein, aa is khushi mein hum nache gaaye...kisko pata kya kisne kiya, sab kehte hain tu ne mera dil le liya...

Naina: sab kehte hain maine tujhko dil de diya...

(Rakesh who in the first row of audience, jumps on his seat, seething with anger. Shanti teacher who is sitting beside him, grabs his heads and prevents him from getting up and creating a scene.)

Sam, Munna, Pandit (gesturing towards Rakesh): Tayyab ali pyar ka dushman...haye haye re, meri jaan ka ushman haye haye ..haye haye re...ladka aur ladki raazi, phir bhi na mane kazi..yeh zid na chore, mere dil ko tode...yeh banne na de meri Naina ko meri dulhan...

Rakesh almost frees himself of Shanti teacher's changool...Princi comes and Nanu come and all three hold him back...

Meanwhile the gang enjoys on the stage...with the crowd cheering them on...

Samaina: Khullam khulla pyar karenge hum dono, is duniya se nahin darenge hum dono, pyar hum karte hain, chori nahin, mil gaye dil jora jori nahin, hum woh karenge dil jo kahe, humko zamaane se kya...

Sameer gestures to Naina and sings while the others dance around them: Angrezi mein kehte hain ki I love you,

Gujrati ma bole tane prem karon chu..chu...chu

Bengali mein kehte hain ki aami tomake bhalobashi

Aur Punjabi mein kehte hain

Teri to...tere bin mar jana

Main tainu pyar karna

tere jiyo naaiyo labhdi

o saathi ooo ni baliye...

Naina dances and sings Ab chaahe maa roothe ya baaba
Yaara maine to haan kar li
Sameer : Ab chaahe sar phoote ya maathaa
Maine teri baanh pakad li
Naina: Ho maine tujhpe neeyat dhar li
Sameer: Maine hanskar haami bhar li
Samaina: Yaari chhoote naa
Toote na
Haan kar li to kar li
Ab chaahe maan roothe ya baaba
Yaara maine to haan kar li
Mundit:  Accha...to phir der kis baat ki?

Sameer: to ho jaye?

Chorus: Haan ho jaye...

Sameer: Le jayenge le jayenge dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge, reh jayenge reh jayenge, paisewale dekhte reh jayenge...

All sing and dance as the audience cheer and sing along...

The Curtain falls as their act comes to end amidst cheering and clapping. The awards are announced. Princi jumps up in joy as PVKM is announced winner of the competition. The team gathers outside with their trophy. Rakesh is about to scream when Princi puts a cello tape on his mouth.

Princi: Bahut bhaunk..Mera matlab chilla liya aapne. Ab main bolunga aur aap sunenge...Agar aapko pasand nahin, to aap ja sakte hain.

Rakesh stomps his feet and walks away in anger.

Princi: Naina beti...Sam to challenge jeet gaya..sabke samne ILU bol diya..woh bhi English, Gujrati, Bengali, Punjabi..itni sari bhashaon mein...

Naina feels shy. Sameer smiles. And their gang pull their leg.

Princi: Ab is khusi ke mauke pe ek sher aarz hai

Pragati Vidya Ka Mandir ki mahima apram paar

Yahan padhne walon ko sikhate hain hum pyar

Vidya aur cricket ka hai yahan par sangam

Prem ki bhi sikhayi jaati hai sargam.

THE END

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