Anchaha Anjaana Rishta
Riya medical leave par hai treatment ke liye, 1 year ho gaya, uske piche Ayesha, Liza aur Sakshi join hui, Commissioner ne as promised Sikandar ka case Arjun ko aur ETF ko diya, toh Arjun bhi 6 mahine se undercover gaya hua tha, ab finally uska encounter karke woh waapis ETF join ho raha hai aaj se...
ETF Office-
Sab subah jaldi aa gaye the, Arjun being Arjun kaam mein lag gaya tha usne 6 mahine mein har case ki report maangi thi, lekin aadhe ghante baad bhi Shree use lekar nahi aaya, woh irritate hokar conference room mein jaata hai...enter karte hi
Arjun: Shree!!!! Maine 6 mahine ki files mangwayi thi...kaha hai??
Shree: sir maine ab tak nahi nikali
Arjun ko gussa aata hai: Toh Ab Tak Kya Kar Rahe The??? Agar 10 Min Ke Andar-Andar Mujhe Files Nahi Mili Toh Traffic Mein Transfer Karwa Dunga Samjhe Ya Samjhao??
Lekin Shree par koi asar nahi, woh use aise dekh raha tha jaise kisi 5 saal ke bache ko uski favourite khilona mil gaya ho
Shree: Sir...thoda aur daanto na
Ab Arjun confuse hota hai: Kya???
Shree: ha sir...kitne din ho gaye...achese aapki daant nahi khayi
Chotu: ha sir...aapka samjhe ya samjhao sune bagair mera khaana hazam hi nahi hota tha
Shree: aur aapka kuch toh chut raha hai ke bagair case solve karne mein maza hi nahi aata tha
Ayesha: aur sir aapko pata hai, aapke hisse ki chai hum log hi mangwakar turn by turn roz peete the
Sakshi: sach mein tumhare bagair ETF office aisa lagta tha jaise...jaise ki...
Liza: jaise ki bina maut ke Laash
Sab : ha!!!
Arjun ko kya kehna kuch samaj mein hi nahi aata hai, uske chehre par smile aati hai par woh use chupa kar : Idiots!! Mutter karke baahar chala jaata hai
Uske piche sab conference room mein hasne lagte hai, Rathore bhi...akhir kaar roz-roz thodi hi Arjun Rawte ko achambhit kiya jaa sakta hai
Arjun jaldi-jaldi mein jaate hue kisi se takra jaata hai, woh girne waali hoti hai par Arjun use waist se pakad leta hai aur uski aakhon mein kho jaata hai...firse...
Woh Ladki realize karke, embarrass hokar usse door hoti hai: sorry sir...maine aapko dekha nahi
Arjun: tum yaha kya kar rahi ho Riya?
Riya: main...
Arjun: jaha tak mujhe pata hai...tumhe ghar par rest lena hai...chalo jaao abhi
Riya: kya?? Nahi sir...main...main toh rejoin kar rahi hun
Arjun: oh really?
Riya: ji...ye dekhiye mera appointment letter. Aur use letter dikhati hai
Arjun check karta hai: ye sab toh theek hai...tumhara fitness certificate kaha hai?
Riya: ji???
Arjun : mujhe baatein dohrane ki aadat nahi hai Riya samjhi ya samjhao?
Riya: par...sir...aap kabse rules follow karne lage?
Arjun: hell with the rules!! Bina certificate mein kaise maan lun ki tum puri tarahse theek ho gayi ho?
Riya: mere paas certificate hai
Arjun: toh do
Riya: woh...main laana bhul gayi...kal le aaungi
Arjun: as you wish...ab ghar jaao
Riya chouk kar: kya?? Par kyun?? Main aaj se join ho rahi hun
Arjun: tum join tab hogi jab tumhare paas certificate hoga
Riya: lekin sir...main kal le aungi na...aap ...please sir
Arjun: Riya...maine kaha na tum bina certificate ke join nahi karogi...ab jao warna
Riya: warna...warna kya?
Arjun jaanta hai us par koi seedhi saadi dhamki nahi chalegi: warna...main Shree ka transfer kar dunga
Riya (shocked): kya???...aap...aap...aisa kaise kar sakte hai?
Arjun: I'm sure tum nahi jaan na chahti
Riya: are lekin...aap meri wajahse uska transfer kaise kar sakte hai? ye toh na insaafi hai...
Arjun: par main aisa kar sakta hun aur tum ye baat ache se jaanti ho
Riya use pleading look deti hai
Arjun: tum apni is shakal se puri duniya ko bevkuf bana sakti ho Riya...mujhe nahi
Riya(dejectedly): aapko mujh par itna bhi bharosa nahi hai
Arjun smile karta hai: bharosa hai isliye toh keh raha hun
Riya thodi khush hoti hai
Arjun: now go!!!
Riya: main waapis aaungi
Arjun: I'll be waiting
Riya eyes roll karke baahar jaati hai, Arjun abhi bhi uski back dekhkar smile kar raha hai...ek ghante baad...woh waapis aati hai...idhar conference room mein use dekh kar sab chouk jaate hai
Shree/Chotu: RIII !!!!!!
Riya: hi!!!
Rathore: Riya!!
Riya: hello sir!
Shree, Chotu aur Riya hug karte hai, Rathore bhi uthkar use greet karta hai
Rathore: so...humari research specialist back in action?
Riya: ji sir!!
Rathore: acha hai...ab kam se kam kaam time par toh khatam hoga
Baakhi sab offended feel karte hai
Shree: sir?? Hum bhi toh kaam karte hai
Rathore: Shree! Meri shakal par kya Bevkuf likha hai?...tum toh chup hi raho...ladkiyon ka toh fir bhi theek hai...tumhe kya lagta hai mujhe pata nahi? Jab Riya hoti thi tab tumhari aur Chotu ki files mein aadhi se zyaada file mein Riya ki handwriting hoti thi, uske leave par jaane ke baad tum logon se ek file nahi sambhalti thi, pure office mein mess create kar diya tha tum dono ne
Shree aur Chotu dono muh khol kar use dekh rahe hai, in fact baakhi sab bhi, ki Rathore kisi ki itni taarif kar raha hai
Rathore: anyways...Riya inse milo inhone tumhare baad join kiya. Aur woh chaaro ko introduce karwaata hai.
Woh log bhi ek dusre ko greet karti hai, tabhi Arjun enter karta hai, Riya use dekhkar apna concentration Rathore ki taraf shift karti hai
Riya: sir!! Woh yeh mera rejoining letter aur...Yeh Mera Fitness Certificate
Arjun yeh sunkar smile karta hai...Rathore usse papers le leta hai
Shree: waise Ri...ye tu aadha din khatam hone ke baad kyun aayi?
Riya: main toh aayi thi lekin Arjun sir ne mujhe waapis bhej diya
Rathore(sternly Arjun ko dekhte hue): aur Arjun sir ne bataya ki unhone tumhe waapis kyun bheja?
Riya: woh...main fitness certificate bhul gayi thi...isliye
Rathore: oh...fir theek hai...Arjun chalo mujhe batao kya hua. aur woh Arjun ko wahase le jaata hai
Riya choukti hai : ye Yudhishtir aur Duryodhan ek party kaise ho gaye?
Shree: are!!! Dono pehle se hi Ram-Lakshman the
Riya: KYAAA????
Sab: ha!
Riya: kaise?
Chotu: are yaar woh dono purane dost the, Roshni ji ki maut ke baad Arjun sir ko laga ki kahi Sikandar unki wajah se Rathore sir ke piche bhi na pad jaaye...
Shree: isliye unhone unko bhi apne se dur kar liya toh Rathore sir ko bhi gussa aaya...
Ayesha: aur fir dono ka ego bich mein aa gaya
Riya(perplexed): That Makes... No Sense!!
Shree: pata hai...lekin yahi story hai
Chotu: chal na abhi woh sab chod!! Ye paperwork karte-karte toh haal bura ho gaya hai humara, madad kar!!
Riya hasti hai: sure!!
Aise hi 3-4 din nikalte hai, ab tak Riya baakhi ki ladkiyon ke saath bhi kaafi ghul mil gayi hai, Shree, Chotu aur Riya ki shaitaniyaan waapis aa gayi hai, free time mein ETF office, office kam aur college canteen zyaada lag rahi hai...Ladkiyon ko toh taajub ho raha hai ki Arjun aur Rathore kabhi bhi Riya ko daanthe nahi the, daantna toh dur hai kabhi unchi awaaz mein bhi usse baat nahi karte the aur Rathore toh freely usse baat karta tha.
Ek din
Sab conference room mein baithe hai
Rathore: team! We have a case... Virar ke junglon mein kuch illegal activities ki khabar aa rahi hai. waha ke picnic spots par jaanewaale tourists complain kar rahe hai.
Ayesha: exactly ho kya raha hai?
Rathore: yahi hume pata karna hai...complaints hai ki der raat ko kayi baar ajeeb awaaze aati hai, kabhi koi gayab ho jaata hai, unka saaman idhar udhar ho jaata hai kabhi kabhi chori... in fact jab local police ne pata karne ki koshish ki toh waha ke locals ne unhe karwaayi nahi karne di, ulta unhi se behas karne lage.
Shree: shayad woh log bhi mile hue honge
Riya: lekin sab ke sab kaise? Kuch ajeeb nahi hai
Rathore: kuch nahi Riya bahot kuch ajeeb hai, isliye waha par main ek couple ko undercover bhejne waala hun
Chotu: sir? Couple matlab do ya fir couple wala couple?
Sab use dekhne lagte hai
Chotu: kya?
Liza: Chotu! Agar do log hote toh sir seedhe seedhe do log bolte na?
Arjun unhe ignore karta hai: lekin couple kyun?
Rathore: woh isliye kyunki kisi ko un par shak nahi hoga, agar sab jaayenge toh ho sakta hai ki un logon ko hum par shak ho jaaye
Arjun: main nahi jaanewala!!!
Rathore: maine bhi commissioner sir se yahi kaha lekin surprisingly woh nahi maane
Arjun use glare karta hai: tu kyun nahi jaata??
Rathore: kyunki...commissioner ne tumhe bhejne ko kaha
Arjun: unko kya farak padta hai? kaun jaata hai kaun nahi? Unhe toh case solve hone se matlab haina? Main nahi jaanewaala, Shree ya Chotu ko bhej!!!!
Rathore: come on Rawte! Chotu ko dekhkar koi bhi nahi kahega ki woh sirf chutti manane aaya hai aur Shree? Shree waha jaayega toh sirf apne phone mein signal kam hone ke liye complain karega
Shree aur Chotu offended feel karte hai lekin bol bhi kya sakte hai
Arjun annoy hota hai: fine!!
Rathore: you better be! Ab tum hi bolo kisko biwi bana ke saath le jaana hai?
Arjun (irritated): sach much mein shaadi nahi karni mujhe...jo itna puch raha hai. koi bhi chalegi!!!!
Rathore : theek hai toh phir...(ladkiyon ko dekhkar) Ayesha ko le jaa
Arjun: nahi!! Hum dono ki bilcul nahi banti!
Ayesha (sarcastically): ha sir for a change main unse agree karti hun, agar hum jaayenge toh couple se zyaada chuhe billi lagenge
Arjun: strange! Main bhi tumse agree karta hun I think utna bura option bhi nahi hai!!
Dono ke dusre ko glare karte hai. Rathore disbelief mein sar hilata hai. Arjun ne Ayesha ka cover blow kiya tha. Itna waqt ho gaya lekin ab tak un dono ke beech kisi bhi tarah koi truce nahi tha.
Rathore: theek hai! Liza?
Arjun: tumhe hum dono kaunse angle se couple lagte hai? aur woh bahot loud hai, mujhe mere kaan kharaab karne ka koi shauk nahi hai
Rathore ab irritate hota hai: Sakshi??
Arjun: Not A Chance!! Woh bilcul bhi trained nahi hai. tum kya chahte ho main case chod kar uska body guard bante firu???
Rathore use glare karta hai. ab baakhi sabki nazar bachi hui ladki ki taraf jaati hai...
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