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Rudra has many many laddoos bursting in his head as he hears Paro's description of her birthmarks, but he remembers the real reason he is here because of the sand in his underwear

Dis part had me laughing/crying!!

awesome 😆

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

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and thank you for joining in on the fun, contributing and making this corner of IF a place to party after tough episodes.

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Originally posted by: Semanti

Because I collect pointless trivia, @everyone who cares-- Tarun Khanna aka Thakur Param Singh Tejawat is about 30. The other Tarun Khanna who is 45 is some genius from Harvard. *cough*real-life-ASR*cough*

Something has been bothering me. I have finally put my finger on it (no pun intended). Thakur and Rudra have some serious homoerotic tension, the likes of which desi TV rarely sees.

It is a Gotham Hegde version of Top Gun+Ocean's Eleven+Sherlock. Because we are OTT like that.

Today the soap world of RR had its first encounter with what the asli duniya calls "Logical Questions".

Rudra: In 17 years, why have none of the 17 daughters of Birpur come home for any festival/wedding?

Gaonwalein: Dunno, mate. They probably like the festivals over there more.

Rudra: Why the f**k has none of them sent even a telegram-- forget letters, telephone calls, emails, skype, facebook, instagram pictures, whatsapp messages, tweets, snapchats?

Gaonwalein: Because they're all happy with their husbands. Duh! What stupid kostins you ask. Which girl contacts her family/relatives when she's happy with her married life? Plus we don't believe in cellphones. Or computers. That's just for the BSD.

Rudra: ...

Rudra: I give up. Paro, you're better off without this lot anyway. Come back to the interrogation room where I can continue to...er...interrogate you, of course.

Meanwhile, Semanti asks some logical kostins of her own.

S: Umm... what happened to Paro's/everyone else's passports? Even Birpur walein need passports don't they? Ekdum doodh ka doodh and pani ka pani about who Paro is and where she lives.

Rudra: Oh. I forgot to take their passports after I shot everyone. I just left their stuff in the desert.

S: Okay, so what about the so-called bride and groom who have safely crossed the border? Call them. Ask them to bring THEIR passports and look at visa stamps. Doodh ka doodh round 2.

Rudra: No can do. They're all lying scumbags anyway. They'll lie again. Plus, my senior's kinda mad at me. I don't think he'll like this idea.

S: WHAT ABOUT KESARI SINGH? WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?

Rudra: Kaun Kesari Singh?

S: I give up. Just go and stare intensely into Paro's eyes.

Rudra: TFS. I'm just going to send her this glass that I've taken a drink from because jhootha khaane se pyaar badta hai. That's what my Dad taught me, while he was not yelling at me about beautiful women.

Originally posted by: mimosa658

SJ sa aapka aabhaar...

aapko pata hai Beerpur mein sabse jyaada kiski kami hai??

No...they are running out of their measuring tapes...too much demand in Haveli...

So much so that tailors are devoid of it...thats why Paro sa's choli is short and Rudra sa's pant is tight...😆

SJ sa, I just want to envelope you in to a tight cyber bear hug!!! 🤗You and your thakur jokes have gotten to me so bad that every time I see Thakur sa on screen I burst out laughing and my mother stares at me like this 😳...god Thakursa and his measuring trips...I swear to god I will never see that man in a serious light again...your version of Thakur sa is so much more entertaining!! In your face Nautanki!! 😎

Originally posted by: archana.mh17

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Hey! wasn't it 12 inches..major saab ka sab major hai

Originally posted by: Bagwati.

Hey! wasn't it 12 inches..major saab ka sab major hai

@precap: jhootha khaane se pyaar padht hai..the saliva interchange was fore wala play..well sort of!

PS: I love your posts..aap hamka inspiration karat ho..aur rudra humka perspiration

Originally posted by: urvi.sharma93

SJ sa, I just want to envelope you in to a tight cyber bear hug!!! 🤗You and your thakur jokes have gotten to me so bad that every time I see Thakur sa on screen I burst out laughing and my mother stares at me like this 😳...god Thakursa and his measuring trips...I swear to god I will never see that man in a serious light again...your version of Thakur sa is so much more entertaining!! In your face Nautanki!! 😎