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Posted: 12 years ago

#761

Originally posted by: ScorpionGunner

<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3" color="#ff00ff">Time pass karne pahuns jaata hoon</font>😆

Mein bhi pehle wahi jata tha..😆
Kabi kabi visit karta hoon😆

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ScorpionGunner

@ScorpionGunner

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Posted: 12 years ago

#762

Originally posted by: -BadBoy-

Mein bhi pehle wahi jata tha..😆
Kabi kabi visit karta hoon😆

Aapka banaya hua threads bhi toh hai 😉... orphan threads 😆

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824342

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Posted: 12 years ago

#763

Originally posted by: ScorpionGunner

<font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" size="3" color="#ff00ff">Aapka banaya hua threads bhi toh hai 😉... orphan threads</font>😆

yeah i know Aapne post bhi kiya hai😛
8month se finish nhi hua😆

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DrLove

@DrLove

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Posted: 12 years ago

#764

Originally posted by: enigmatic_zephy

i thot we proved tigers are douchebags!😕

Call me a bunny or a sparrow but sher bilkul nahi 😆

i have a really good one on sher's... lolz...

i dont care i will post it...

so aik jungle mein aik sher aur aik gadha dono rehtay thay... saath saath palay aur baray howay... sher jungle ka badshah ban geya aur gadha, well, woh gadhey ka gadha hi raha... yunhi dono mein kaafi jealousy bhi paida ho gai... dono aik dosray khilaf mansoobay banatay aur ragging/pranks wagaira kartay, yahan tak ke nafrat mein badal gai thi dosti aur aik dosray sey badla leiney ki har koshish mein rehtay har waqt... kuch arsay baad sher ki shaadi ho gai... sher apni dulhaniya ko lei ke ghar aata hai toh bahir gadha ussay gaaliyan nikaalnay shuru ho geya... sher ne socha aj issay heenk-nay do jitna marzi mein issey ghaas nahin dalnay wala, apni bivi ke saath mazay manaoon ga... ke sherni bolti sher sey, ke kya tumhari yeh izzat hai iss jungle mein, koi bhi tumhain jab marzi gaaliyan dei... kis kisam ke badshah ho tum, mujhay toh aisa hubby nahin chahiyey... sher baichara kya karta apni izzat ke naam nikal geya ghaday ke peechay, gadha aagay aagay sher peechay peechay... gadha tezi sey do teen darakhton ki simat bhagta hai ke sher hasnay shuru ho jata hai ke salay aaj tu toh geya kaam se... sher gadhay ko darakhton ke khilaaf daikh ke opportunity ko na miss kartay howay jump lagata hai ke gadha aagay se phurti sey hat jaata hai aur sher triangle'd trees mein phans jaata hai... phir ghadha uss ki khoob you know what... ta hai... sher baichara sooji howi kamar aur thakay tootay howay jism ko samaitay ghar laut aata hai, shairni poochti ke kya howa, toh sher aik dum akar ke kehta hai mainay saalay ko sabaq sikhaa dia ainda nahin ho ga... sherni romantic honay ki koshish karti hai lekin sher ki pehlay se hi kaafi gadhay ke haathon romance ho chuka hota hai, lekin apni nai dulhan ko khush rakhnay ki khaatir woh apna dard bhool jaata hai... abhi dono kareeb aatay hi iss sey pehlay bahir sey phir gadhay ke ooncha ooncha heenknay ki awazain aanay lagien aur saath mein woh hans bhi raha tha zor zor sey "arrey oh badshah ji, sunao kaisay ho"... gaaliyan... kuch aur taunts... sherni ko ghusa aa geya aur sher ko boli ke iss ko sabaq sikhaye... sher dulhan sey kehta choro na jaanu woh chawal hai, aisoon ko ignore karna hi sehat ke liye acha hota hai... dulhan maan nahin rahi thi aur gadha bahir aur loud hota ja raha tha... sher ko akhir ghussa char hi geya aur nikla gadhay ke peechay...kuch dair baad shair ghar wapis aata hai toh sherni khush ho jaati hai aur sher se kehti hai, abh kyon ke tum ne uss ko tikanay laga dia hai mein tumhain itna khush karoon gi ke tum sooch bhi nahin saktay... yeh sun kar sher ronay wala ho chuka tha aur kehta, meri pyari dulhan meray sar mein bohat dard ho raha hai, kya hum kal nahin kar saktay yeh sabh... aj zaroori hai kya... sherni sher ke jazbaaton ko jaganay mein lagi howi thi, sher apnay dard ko chupanay mein laga howa tha... aur bahir gadha phir unh ka mazak uraanay laga tha... "arrey oh badshah, teray sar mein kahin dard toh nahin... mein teri thori aur service karoon...beep beep...beep beep... bahir aa agar tu waqai mein aik sher ko daikhna chahta hai, mein tujhay dikhaoon ga ke sher kissay kehtay hain..." sher ko ghussa toh bohat tha lekin bebus tha... sherni ko apni jaggah alag ghussa aa raha tha ke is mamooly gadhay ki kya majaal... aur upar sey sher mian chotay sey chiwawa ki tarah dard mein siskian bhar raha tha... sherni garajti howi boli... "aj yeh gadha mere hathoon shikaar ho ga... sher yeh sun ke bola... "na na na tum nahin jao gi... dafo karo ussay..." sherni ko aur bhi ghussa char geya yeh sun keh... sher us ki mintain karnay laga "choro na ussay meri jaan, aiwain hi laanti gadha hai woh, koi faida nahin, ussay heenknay do, humain kya farak parta hai, pleasee..." aur sher abhi keh hi raha tha ke sherni sey na yeh daikha geya aur na hi gadhay ke taunts sahey gaye... woh bahir gadhay ke peechay nikal pari... aur gadha ussay bhi unhi triangled trees mein trap kar ke wohi kaam kia jo sher ke saath kia tha... aakhir kuch dair baad sherni thaki tooti chakraati howi dard mein ghar aan lauti... uss ka haal daikhtay howay sher ney uss se kaha "bolo toh tha uss zaleel ke peechay mat jao... mujhay konsa uss sey ishq tha jo ussay zinda chor ke aa geya tha... chalo aj apnay zakhmoon ko rest kartay hain"...

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