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Originally posted by: LooneyLuna

Mine called us GC (for "gone case")
Put his fingers in his nose then all over the desk. (Scarred for life!)
His shirt was torn near his armpit. And he kept wearing it!
He was called dharmendar
And had glasses that the best of hipsters would kill to have today.
Good times those.
Does anyone remember doing those really really ridiculously long poems in Hindi --Jhansi ki rani and woh khoon kaho kis matlab jo as sake desh ke kaam nahi...la la la ??


RITH! I think u just beat expel, in the "who can be a better TEASE?" Contest. Courier me that coffee, with the filter thing. M send u my address via the kabootar.

Gone case! Bahahaha! The finger in the nose and then desk is disgusting, but then again, we had a history teacher who kept digging her navel (barf). We didn't have jhansi ki rani, but we had Chetak. It was about Maharana Pratap's supposedly awesome horse and we had to by heart it.

And, I am not as big a tease as expel! I will courier you the coffee as soon as I receive your kabootar. Anything else you want me to send?

That Coorgi pork curry thing. Lunes is vegetarian, so I eat her share.

On an unrelated note, I was stalking the real Winklevoss twins on twitter. It just seems so unreal that they actually exist.

Originally posted by: Semanti

That Coorgi pork curry thing. Lunes is vegetarian, so I eat her share.

And I had a Hindi teacher who carried a kripan and threatened to cut our heads off if we didn't listen to her. No JOKES. Well, the badly behaved boys mainly. But it was terrifying nonetheless.

And when I was in 11th grade, she insisted that I go for this Hindi extempore competition. I had to go.

And then I won. And I don't know which is more embarrassing-- that I had to do it or that I actually won the damn thing.

Kripan. That is slightly scary. Lol. What was your topic? And Congratulations!

I'll send pork also. I don't think the kabootar is going to make it back though. So many heavy packages.

Originally posted by: Semanti

On an unrelated note, I was stalking the real Winklevoss twins on twitter. It just seems so unreal that they actually exist.

I mean, these TWINS who are super hot, super rich, super successful, Olympic level sportsmen into the bargain. WHAT even. They're sorta old-ish looking now. But I bet they were the bomb at university.

Is Harvard where they're all at?

Is that where we all need to go?

Well, if Harvard is where we need to go, then I can tell you for sure that I'm not getting myself a super hot, super rich, super successful, Olympic level sportsman. There is no way I will ever get into Harvard. Ever. 😭

Originally posted by: rith123

Kripan. That is slightly scary. Lol. What was your topic? And Congratulations!

I'll send pork also. I don't think the kabootar is going to make it back though. So many heavy packages.

Originally posted by: rith123

Well, if Harvard is where we need to go, then I can tell you for sure that I'm not getting myself a super hot, super rich, super successful, Olympic level sportsman. There is no way I will ever get into Harvard. Ever. 😭

Originally posted by: Semanti

LOL thanks! My topic was Desh Hi Ishwar Hai. It was lovely. I delivered an inspired monologue on the secular nature of the Indian Constitution and how we're slowly losing it by pandering to political thugs and creating votebanks and feeding communal tensions. And how all of that can be overcome by considering the motherland paramount. And I ended with Jai Hind.

It was my Manoj Kumar moment.

Wow! That sounds impressive! I want to give you a standing ovation, but people at work might think I'm a little cuckoo. Well, cuckoo-er than they already think I am. You ended with Jai Hind dude. You had to win. Jai Hind is hindi elocution gold.

Originally posted by: rith123

But of course. And then say that "mummy, papa or chutki tujhe bahut yaad karte hain"

And hence I gave a big sigh of relief when i passed seventh grade. It was bye bye hindi and hello hi Sanskrit

Originally posted by: Semanti

On an unrelated note, I was stalking the real Winklevoss twins on twitter. It just seems so unreal that they actually exist.

I mean, these TWINS who are super hot, super rich, super successful, Olympic level sportsmen into the bargain. WHAT even. They're sorta old-ish looking now. But I bet they were the bomb at university.

Is Harvard where they're all at?

Is that where we all need to go?