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DA ONE EAR OLD KADKA 👏
WARNING: Before reading this, pliss to do dis:
Scenario: The bedroom by da portable poolside, wif da green recliner borrowed bak from da sequel, one mor tym.👏
Occupations: Arnowji is still running da Chain of companies from his bedroom, and now A.R has unchained awl across da fashion universe.
Koosie is running da successful dabba company called 'Pandora's Tiffin Box'.
Attyre: Arnowji in da Chamkeeli Pom poms and Koosie in da shirtless attyre😳
OOPS!! Galti se bahut bada mistake, reverse attyres pliss!!🤣
Arnowji looks at Koosie wif da husky eyesite and whispers in da loin voice 'Koosie yaara fraand, shall we do IT, ek baar phir?"
But Koosie is 2 busy staring at her laptop nd ne'er responds.
So Arnowji moves closer nd whispers again wif da mumbling tonez "KOOSIE!!! Jab I'm tawking 2 U, look at my lap, not my laptop ya!!"😡
Koosie finally turns 2 her Swami and tells him wif tears in her hazel eyesite😭
"Arnowji! Wait ya, look! Da Chamelis are bak nd Maxineji made da postwa!"
Arnowji sighs, do baar phir.
"Koosie, M tell U once more, pliss no mor Chameli massage, anywhere!"
"Arnowji M not tawk about dat Chameli tel ya! M tawk about da Chamelis! Remember,Maxineji used dat word dat made Hedge Bhaiyya angry?"
"Umm...'Lazy'?
"No Yaara! I'm tawking about 'kostin'!! Now she's bak wif anotha post nd dis tym it's on our one year anniversary of da show end."
Arnowji sighs nd sits down on da stolen recliner.
"So what R da Chamelis tawking about now? Da show isn't even on TV anymore!"
"Dats what they're tawking about deerz. They R asking if we haf moved on from da show..."
"Of course I haf. And U haf too, m tink?"
Koosie sighs dis tym, dan she gets up and flutters her dupatta in his face, teen baar phir.
"No Arnowji...I haf not."
"WHAT!! Y U tink so yaara?"😲
"Kyunki...there are sooo many things. Let me make U da list, ya?"
Be4 he can stop her, she runs over to her little notebook, writes wif da pink pencil and hands him a note after 69 min.
"Heer!"
Why M not over IPK, by KKGSR.
1. Because da name 'Sheetal' still makes me want to stab someone with my humungous hairpin.
2. Because whenever I open Youtube, my fingers automatically type 'ArHi Love Scene 112/122/whichever.
3. Because I still write/read/criticize/laugh/cry/and drool over ArHi fanfic.
4. Because I have ne'er seen any other soap, except da one in ur moldy bathroom.
5. Because whenever I hear the word 'Mamaji', I turn around and say 'Longish brak dun?"
6. Because da word 'plagiarism' still makes me want to publicly apologize to no one in particular.
7. Because I still use words lyk 'kostin', 'spoilerz' and 'dickode'
The list went on and on, but Arnowji stopped there.
"Dickode?! "😲
"Yes, Arnowji, I use dat a lot. But let me tell you a secret..."
Arnowji leans close, until he can luk into her almond shaped eyesite.
"What yaara?"
"I don't even know what dat meanz. I thought da correct spelling was 'decode'? Why dey spell it dat way, ya? What it meanz dan?"😳
Arnowji smiles lyk da loin smiles at Lakshmiji, throws da notebook away and pulls her onto da bed.
"I'll tell U what dat meanz, deer. In fact...let me show you..."😉
DAN dey fiddle wif their dickoding
Nd consummashun dun.👏
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Uff, M still writing kadkas, after one year.
M tink moving on is overrated, ya?
Cricket
Jodha Akbar
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