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Posted: 12 years ago

#931

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

ye kise keh rahi ho🤢🤣koi nahi sune ga🤣

yaar mujhe samjh hi nai aya yeh joke 😕 iss liye kuch likha bhi nai na 🤣 lekin funny laga toh chipka diya yaha 🤣

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Posted: 12 years ago

#932

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

kam se gya? is main funny kya hai samjha nahi main😕ya Ap pagal ho gayi😳

OMG ansarli dekho side pe left mein saare crocodiles wait kar rahe hai woh jaise hi pani mein gaya sab kha jaenge usko 🤣 🤣 socho ap uski jagah pe hai and ap sheet sheet boling to funny toh lagega hi na mujhe 🤣 🤣 🤣 .. oye mein pagal nai hoon 😳

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#933

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main samjh sakta hoon Ap ka dard, mere sath bhe eysa he hota hai😭😭

han sab hamare saath eysa kyu karingg 😭

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#934

Originally posted by: -H2SO4-

most???mera to hai he nahi to most inoccent kahan se hove😔🤣 meri bachpan ki pic laga ke edit kar do phir ,dekhna 21 chand lag jayein ge😈

oh hello waha sleeping baby likha hai na 😈 matlab saare babies 😈 usme mein bhi aa gayi aur ap bhi 😈 🤣

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A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey...You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart...
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!

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Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

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#937

wife comes home with a goat.
husband asked"is bhains ko ghar kyo layi ho?"
wife: " dikhta nahi bakri he!"
husband"bakri se hi puch raha hu"

OMGGG 😳 😲 😡. 🤣 .

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haha 🤣

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Before marriage:
Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu...

After Marriage:
Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..

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haha aj kal sab men aaram se cook bhi kar lete hai aur women aaram se gadi bhi chala leti hai 😎 🤣

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funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 94

A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey...You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart...
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Before marriage:
Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu...

After Marriage:
Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..

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funny shayri & jokes part 2 - Page 94

A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat." Wife- Honey...You say Prayer before Eating at Home. Husband: That's at home sweetheart... Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, Sundar ho, Intelligent ho, Pati ko Samjhe, aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ???? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta, Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Before marriage: Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu... After Marriage: Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..

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A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey...You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart...
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!

Bhakt: Swami ji, Aisi Patni ko kya kehte hai jo Gori ho,
Lambi ho,
Sundar ho,
Intelligent ho,
Pati ko Samjhe,
aur kabhi Jhagda Na kare ????

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kehte hai Beta,
Mann ka Vaham !!!!!

Before marriage:
Jeene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle Se Jyada Tumpe Marne Laga Hu...

After Marriage:
Peene Laga Hu, Pehle Se Jyada
Pehle se Jyada Tumse Darne Laga Hu..