chapter 5
rishi room main ready ho raha hai,usne ofice ke kapde pehne hue hai wo puri tarha se tayaar hoker nichhe aata hai or sabse pehle dining table par beth jata hai or nasta karta hai ,sabhi bachche use herani se dekhte hai par rishi ka pura dhyaan abhi khane parhai achanak se uska dhayaan bachcho par jata hai jo use dhoor rahe the.
rishi- what. kisi ko 1st time khate hue dekh rahe ho kya chup chaap betho or nashta finish karo school jana hai tum sabko aaj se maine principle se baat kar li hai.
sabhi bachche heraan hai or herani main wo khade hoker hi gardan hilate hai.
rishi- kya hua bethne main dikkat hai kya betho are betho.
sabhi beth jaate hai par ishaan indu nahi bethte.
rishi- tum dono ko specialy bolna padega kya.
ishaan- hum school nahi jayenge.or hum kyun bethe kyun mane tumhari baat.
rishi- bada hoon tumse aap bolo or school to tumko jana hi padega or yahan beth kar nashta bhi karna padega.warna meri shakal par matt jana main dikhta bhola hoon par hoon nahi itna.
indu phusphusake kehti hai - bhole kahan se bhole ek number ke shetaan lagte ho.
rishi-kuch bola tumne .
indu-nahi bilkul nahi main to kuch bolti bhi nahi dekho beth gayi.
rishi- good.
rishi dining table se uthta hai or muskaan ke chakker lagane lagta hai gate par munna khada hua mila hai rishi uske paas aata hai.
rishi-good achcha hai koi to yahan time par aaya.
munna haklate hue - aana hi tha aaap bbullaye mmallik haii aap noukri se nikal nahi dengeee.
rishi-hakla kyun rahe ho.
munna- bachpan ki aadat hai sir .
rishi- jawani ki adat chhodi ki nahi mujhe wo yahan nahi dikhni chahiye.
munna- nahi dikhegi sir.
utni der main driver aa jata hai aaj chalenge sar wapas.
rishi- aap ko takleef kya hai chhodna hai kaam to jao .
driver- nahi sarr meri to aadat hai mazak karne ki.
rishi- badal dalo warna apni car kar driver badalne main time nahi lagega mujhe.
rishi wahan se chala jata hai or phir se ashram main ghoomne lagta hai.
munna or driver apas main baat karne lagte hai.
munna- yaar driver ji bachpan main to bada sweet tha ye seharmai karela khilaya kya kisi ne ise humesa muh chadha hi rehta hai. humko to paanv ki juti samajhta hai.
driver- esa nahi hai bhai dikhta hi khadus hai or thoda hai bhi bas laparwahi se chidd hai inko bohat bhale hai humare malik.
munna- kya bhalayi kar di iss sehansha aurangzeb ne. bhalayi to iski door door ki mousi lagti hai mujhe.
driver- esa nahi hai bhai pehle main bhi yahi samajhta tha malik khadus hai par jab main unke paas apni behan ki shadi ki chhutti mangne gaya to unhone mere bolne se pehle hi mujhe chhutti bhi de di or shadi ke liye pese bhi diye par sath main dhamki bhi di ki ek mahine se ek din upar hua to main wapas na aaun or jo pese unhone diye wo meri tankhwa se kate jayenge har mahine.
munna- dekha hai ye aurangzeb teri tankhwa se kaat liye na.
driver- are baat to suno kaate par meri tankhwa time se pehle hi badha di or wahi pese kate.
munna- ye kya ajeeb prani hai achche kaam bhi karta hai or kisi ko pata bhi nahi lagne deta.
driver- yahi to kharabi hai inmain dikhana jatana or pyaar se baat karna nahi aata yahi hota hai bhai jab zindagi khud karela bann jati hai aadmi kadwa ho hi jata hai.
munna-haan yaar par darr boha lagta hai mujhe isse.
driver- wo to mujhe bhi lagta hai bhai.
scene 2 chennai
MR. malleshwar chandra house
malleshwer yahan apni wife savitri chandra or 23 saal ki beti ke sath rehte hai.
soniera chandra malleshwer ji ki beti.jo apne appa ki or amma ki ladli hai or ziddi bhi hai ye abhi bhi apne sapno ki duniya main ji rahi hai or ranbir se shadi karna iska sapna hai. magar malleshwer ji apni beti ke liye unki comunity ke ladke subbu swami jo ki soniera ka bachchpan ka dost hai use pasand kar chuke hai.
soniera apne appa ke paas jaati hai shaadi ke liye mana karne ko.
soniera- appamai subbu se shadi nahi karegi.
malleshwer- shhhdi to tumko subbu se hi karna hoga karabi kya hai tomara bachpan ka dost hai.humari cast ka bhi hai acha kamata bhi hai. main isper teri nahi sunega soni tum jao.
sonie apni amma ke paas jaati hai.
sonie- amma dekho na appa kyun mere pichhe pade hai main uss subbu bubbu se nahi shadi karungi.
ma bhi nahi maanti hai soniera gusse main room main chali jati hai or gharnse bhaagne ka fesla karti hai.wo apni shumla wali dost soumi ko phone lagati hai.
soumi- hello haan soni bol.
soniera- bolun kya yaar appa amma to meri life ki lagane main lage hai tu jaanti hai na main sirf ranbir se shadi karungi kisi subbu bubbu se nahi.
soumi- to tu ab kya karne wali hai.
soniera main gharse bhaagne wali hoon
soumi- kya baat karr rahi hai yaar.
sonie- sahi baat kar rahi hoon main tere paas aa rahi hoon shimla or khabardaar jo tune appa amma ko bataya.
soumi- par ranbir to mumbaimain hai tu shimla kyun aa rahi hai.
soniera- sab pata kar liya hai maine kal apni next movie ki shooting ke liye ranbir shimla aa raha hai pure week ke liye wahi bol dungi use marry me.
soumi- aaja phir tujhe samjhaker diwar par sar thodi phodna hai mujhe.phone rakhti hoon main.
soniera - ok bye be ready main aa rahi hoon.
scene 3 muskaan ashram
sbhi bachche school ke liye ja chuke hai rishi apne kaam main lag gaya or apne lappy se hotel par bhi nazar rakhe hue hai. staff main 2 logo ko apni shadi ke liye chhutti chahiye or rishi pareshan hoker gusse main apna lappy band kar deta hai.
rishi- shadi shadi shadi bas yahi reh gaya hai logo ki life main inder kaka ye log karte kya hai shadi mai or koi dusra kaam nahi inko.
inder- beta tum nahi kar rahe ho to duniya tumhari tarha kaamse shadi karke thodi bethi hai .
rishi- matlab.
inder- kuch nahi beta bas darr lagta hai ki tumhari biwi bhi tumhari tarha nikli to.
rishi- ab iska kya matlab or shadi karni kisko hai bohat zimmedari hai abhi mere upar saans lene ki fursat nahi. ishaan 11th main hai do saal baad clg jayega muskan bhi chhodna padega use uske liye achcha clg scholar ship ka intzaam karna hai phir noukri bhi bohat kaam hai abhi.muskaan paint karwana hai bachcho ke liye camputors lane hi or bhi bohat kuch karna hai time nahi hai hotle bhi to sambhalna hai wese koun karegi bhi mujhse shadi time jo nahi hai mere paas khud ke liye hi.
inder- itna matt soch beta sab ho jayega or jab wo milegi tab time bhi nikal ayega or kaam bhi ho jayenge.
rishi- whatever. aap jaiye mujhe kaam karna hai or ma ke liye kal puja rakhi hai uska intzaam dekh lijiye sab ho gaya pandit ji ko boliye kuch chahiye hoga to mujhe bata den.
inder wahan se chala jata hai or bolta hai sabki chinta hai jo hai unki bhi or jo nahi hai unki bhi bas khud ka ata pata nahi hai iske paas bhagwan hi kuch bhala karen iska.