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#551

Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi

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A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.

Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado

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#553

Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!

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#554

12 Boys planed to propose a girl

10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence

But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!

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Posted: 12 years ago

#555

Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..
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Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho,
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mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye...:

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Girl(2 her BF):Is week hm roz movie dekhenge.
Nxt week roz shopping krenge.
BF: Uske next week hm roz mndir jayenge
GF: Wo Q?
BF: Bheek Maangne:-;-)

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Edited by -.SapnokiRani-. - 12 years ago

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#557

Arz Kiya Hai,
Ankho Me Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Saari Raat Mobile Pe Baat Kiya, Aur Subah Pata Chala...
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Woh Toh Girlfriend Ki mummy thi.

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Edited by -.SapnokiRani-. - 12 years ago

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#558

Originally posted by: -.SapnokiRani-.
Ladki- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho..
.
Boy (sharmate hue)- Kuchh bhi ho,
.
.
mai shadi tumse hi karunga, Aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye...:

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