Letter To Piincipal. Salaam kaminey.!, yeh bata kaun haramkhor paper set karta hai...?.? Kamino,students ki jaan nikal jati hai.. Upar se kutte paper checking to aise karta haijaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le raha ho... . Aisa sylbus banaya hai jaise tumhare yahan to haramkhor sab topper hi janme hai.. tera baap bhi is paper me pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 baar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil saale.. bataunga tujhe.. Urs faithfully, ("GHANTA" pagal hu kya, jo apna naam likhunga.. =D
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In a nursery class a little girl asks the teacher, "Teacher,can my mum get pregnant?" Teacher:How old is ur mother? ... Little girl: She is forty Teacher: Oh yes she can get pregnant Little girl: Can my big sis gt pregnant too? Teacher: How old is your big sister? Little girl: She is 19yrs Teacher: Off course ur sister can certainly get pregnant too... Little girl: So wat of me? Teacher: How old r u? Little girl: I'm 5yrs Teacher: No dear u cant get pregnant, Then a little boy behind the girl gives her a poke n says "See,i told u we had nothing 2 worry abt??!" LOL the teacher fainted
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In School teacher asks students, what do u wish 2 do in future? Suresh: I want 2 b a pilot. Mahesh: I want 2 b a doctor. Priya: I want 2 b a good mother. Pappu: I want 2 help Priya…. xD :O
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BigB: How Famous u r...?? Rajni: whole world knows me. Bigb: Obama knows u..? Gv me proof. Toh, Rajni&BigB go for Obama's house. Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'lltake obama on balcony nd show u. Bigb: ok. Rajni comes wth Obama nd show Bigb 4rm balcony. Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya, hosh me aya toh Rajni ne reason pu6a.. Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya tha, nd asked me, 'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH ON BALCONY...?'
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Doctr pagl se- ye kya he...??????? pagal- ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi h... doctr- tumne 500 panno pe kya likha? pgl: 1st page pe likha h 1 raja ghode par baith k jungal ki trf chla, or akhri page pe likha k wo raja jungal pahuch gya... . dctr- to Kaminey! . bich k 498 pano pe kya likha????????? Pagal- . . . . . . . . . . tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik..:D
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A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned," he said. "During World War II, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," said the priest. "That's not a sin." "But I made him agree to pay me $20 for every week he stayed," the man explained. "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause," the priest replied. "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind," the man said. "I have one more question, though." "What is that, my son?" the priest inquired. "Do I have to tell him the war is over"
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Newton's First Law Of "AASHIQI" . . . . . Every Aashiq Contineus To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or 'Sandal' With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is Impressed Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl.. This Force Is Called 'Beizzati' Which Is Directly Proportional To 'Sharmindgi' But Aawarapan Remains Constant !!!
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Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle. I will give you each 1 wish, and I will keep 1 for myself. Tom: I want a billion dollars. Wife: I want a house in every country of the world. Genie: Done. Done. Tom : And what is your wish genie? Genie: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife. Tom said: Emm Ok! You'll get us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind. The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours. After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband? Wife answers: 35. Genie: Really? And he still believes in genie stories!!! Hahaha
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