woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He cud'nt control his curiosity n asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with u?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. SO...now what . . . Story mein twist . . The shopkeeper smiles and takes back all the items that lady had purchased. Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card. MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.
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A woman & her son were riding in a taxi,, . . All the prostitutes were standing at a bus stop,, . . Boy: Mom what are these women doing here.?? .. Mom: They are waiting for their husband,, . . Taxi driver: Why don't you tell him the truth that they are hookers & have s*x with men for money, .. Boy: Is that true Mom.?? .. Mom: (Glaring hard at the driver) says YES, . . Kid asks: Mom what happens to the babies these women have.?? . . . Mom: They become taxi drivers...
My few learnings fron TV ad- 1. Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip- chip. 2. If you've a hot wife make sure your neighbor doesn't use a deodorant in your absence. 3. Your complexion is more important than your qualifications 4. Saif Ali Khan din bhar Appy Fizz & Lays khata hai and still Bade Aaram Se FIT rehta hai 5. If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste 6. You can change your country by drinking Tata Tea 7. Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!! 8. If ur daughter is not Ready to Get married.., take her to a jewellery shop. 9. Only reason why men use deodorant is to get laid. 10. Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
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Best Sms Of 1946.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tab MOBILE Tha Kya ??? Aap Bhi na Bus Pagal ho jaate ho humara post padne k liye...:p :D ;-))
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1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli,"Kya main uski jagah le skti hu... ??" . . Superb Answer . . . . . Ladka -"Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo ?? :p
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Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi."Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!". Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" ! Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG... . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..
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Pappu checkup krwane doctor ke paas gya.. . Dr:"Tabiyat kaisi hai.. ?? . Pappu:"Pehle se kharab hai...":( . Dr:"Dawa khali thi.. ?? . Pappu:"Ji nai, dawa ki shishi to bhari thi..:p . Dr:"Arre, mera matlb dawa leli thi..?? . Pappu:"Ji, apne di thi to mene leli thi..":) . Dr:"Bewkoof dawa pi li thi.. ?? . Pappu:"Ji nai, Dr. Sahab dawa to laal thi...":D . . . . . . . Dr:"Kamine, - dawa ko pee lia tha kya.. ?? . . . . . Pappu:"Lekin Dr. sahab peelia to mujhe tha na.. ??..:p
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Train me 1 ladke ne T.T.E. Se kaha "Mujhe subah 4 baje patiala utha dijiye ga, main na jagu to jabardasti utar dijiyega. Muje subah interview dena hai." Subah 8 baje ladka jaga to patiala nikal gaya tha...! Ladka TTE ko maa bahen ki galiyan dene lga..! Logo ne TTE se kaha ke wo apko galiyan de raha hai aur app chup-chap sun rahe hai.!! . . ... . . TTE- Main ye soch raha hun ki... . . Subah jisko maine Zabardasti utar diya hai Woh kitni galiyan de raha hoga..:
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