A man who was driving a car with
his wife was stopped by a police
officer. The following exchange
took place.
The man says, "What's the
problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at
least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going
80." (The man gave his wife a
dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give
you a ticket for your broken
taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't
know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known
about that taillight for
weeks." (The man gave his wife
another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give
you a citation for not wearing
your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when
you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear
your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and
yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman
and asked, "Ma'am, does your
husband talk to you this way all
the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when
he's drunk."
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Three places where human cannot die.
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india forums works only because of one thing
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INTERNET 😆😛
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In a school function
A... K.G boy started
closing his ears with
both hnds,
...when girl was about
to start her speech ... Others asked him Why r you closing your
ears?
He replied: Dude, She is
my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear
Brothers n Sisters ... ;)
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Sometimes .. Only Words Are Not Enough to
express feelings.. :-(
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Bc GALI bakni zaruri hoti hai...:-P
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chicken story
(mind blowing climax):
A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock...
As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market...
Old cock to Young cock:
"Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity...
Young cock: What do you mean? As far as I know, you are old & should be retired.
Old cock : Young boy, there are 25 hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock: No!! Not even one, allof them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition & if I win you shall allow me to haveone hen & if I lose you will have
all.
Young cock: OKKK..
What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meters run. From here to that tree. But due to myage, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
In the morning the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off&
when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock's back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly..."B ANG" !!!
Before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer...
who cursed,
"Hell"
This is the 5th GAY cock I've bought this week." ??
Moral: Always respect your seniors & Watch out for corporate politics
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Boy: Can I hold ur hand.?
Girl: NO.!
Boy: Why?
Girl: Bcoz it hurts whn U leav it.
Boy(in his mind): MY GOD, I' M
ACTING BUT SHE IS
OVERACTING..!
:p :p :D :D
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The biggest msc0ncepti0n am0ng teachers..:-P:- P
When they think that sending STUDENTout fr0m class is a Punishment :-D:-P
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Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2 study..
Shakespeare studied in street light..
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But, Do u know about RAJANIKANT ?
Only Agarbatti... Mind it ... ;)
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just Imagine how easy physics would have been if.
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instead of the apple d tree would have fallen :-p XD
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