MG OS COTW Wk 11 OS1 pg 119 Thread #2 link pg1/119 - Page 67

lovely...

Maan to Mr. India aur Mogambo ka combo h woh b deadly wala.

Originally posted by: Miss.Mars

 

So The Character Of this week i.e. 09.03.2013 to 16.03.13 is

 

 

Do You Remember Guys who is this????

 

 

"Chatur Ramalingam aka Silencer"

So so Guys Week 7 Ends... I had Lots of fun reading them so did others😉 Right Guys????😃😳

From now on Every 3rd week we are going to have a cartoon character as the Character of the Week 😆😆😆 *Being Kiddish Me*😉
ALL THE BEST!😉
Have a Happy Writing😳
~Marsi~😃

OMG  koi please uski speech likna..
that was too hilarious...

                        Chathur's Green house(gas) plan…….

 

Hi guys,

My hindi is worse than Chathur's, hope it adds to the fun……

Maan has other plans….he  is interested in signing up a deal with Rancho alias Wanghdu….

Chathur has come to convince him that his company is superrior….

Enter Chathur….

Maaan: hare koi aaraha hai

Geet: jaldhi karo, take your seat

Maan goes and sits in his chair…..

Chathur: Mr. Maan, glad to meet you

Maan:  so, you are?

Chathur: mkjhe pehchana nahi, I'm chatur Ramalingham

Geet: mein jaanthi hoon

Maan: kya? Ye kaise ho saktha? Mujhe patha nahi aur tumme kaise patha hoga?

Geet: kyunke app bolywood ko nahi jaathe

Maan: kya?

Geet: hare, 3 idoits nahi dekhs

Maan: haan, do toh dekh raha hoon, theesra kaun hai?

Geet: kya? Mein idiot hoon?

Chathur: oh, that's obvious

Maan : dekho, issko bhi tummare barein mein patha hai

Geet: isse bachkke raho, tum nahi jaathe isske bombs ke barein mein

Maan: kya? Ye aathankwadhi hai?

Chathur: what? I don't understand

Geet: hare, issko Hindi nahi aatha

Maan: kya?

Geet: he is famous for his balathkar

Maan suddenly pushes Geet behind his back….

He stares Chathur…..he is getting his fist ready….

Geet: hare, wohwala nahi, ye toh usski famous speech hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: sorry, infamous speech

Chathur: Ranchooo, I will just kill you

Maan: so, you don't know Hindi

Chathur: nahi nahi, aap saath bekhaar karna hai toh meinne Hindi learnli

Maan: what?

Geet translator banjaathi…..

Geet: isska matlab, ye hummare  saath vyaapar karna chahatha hai, business

Chathur: haan, wahi, you know mein ab sher likhsaktha

Maan: achcha tum jaanwaaron ka naam likhsakthe ho? Geet issko paper pen dedo, toh likho, ghaaay, haathi

Chathur: what? I mean zaher

Geet: Zaher?

Chtahur: I mean poetry

Maan: oh toh tum shayar bangaye ho, toh sunao

Chathur: toh suno

Geet shuts her ears…..

Chathur: naam hai tera Geet, aao gadhe, aao gadhe

Geet ko saaf saaf sunayi detha…..

Geet: kuthe, kamine, tumne mujhe gadha kaha

Maan: Geet, ye toh bahut achcha hai, let him complete

Geet: kya?

Maan: aaisa mokka mujhe nahi miltha, so let him complete

Chathur: he is right, aage suno, aao gadhe

Geet tries to hit him…..

Maan stops her…..

Chathur: aao gadhe hum Geet

Geet: ye toh Zaher hi hai

Chathur: you are brilliant, tum toh duffer ho, ye lo

He takes out his chooran……

Geet steps back….

Maan is curious to know what that is…..

Geet: rukho, yahi woh bomb hai, meinne kaha tha na?

Maan: what?

Geet  carefully  disposes it…..

Meanwhile….

Chathur: toh Mr.Khurana aap ka naya Green housing project ke barein mein baat karthe hai, hummare company ke paas latest models hai, aap uss Rancho ko nahi jaathe, he is a cheater

Maan: Rancho?

Geet enters…..

Chathur: usska company local hai, hum Global company hai, you know our Head Quarters is in New York, we supply to the whole world….

Geet is still thinking of the chooran…..

Geet: Global warming?

Chathur: ye dekho hummara Green house model

Geet: Green house gas? Isse toh Indai se ban karna chahiye

Maan: Geet, tum kya baat kar arhi ho?

Just them Chathur drops a bomb…….

Maan: ye toh usse bhi dangerous hai

They start to run….

Just then Adi comes…..

Adi: tum log kaun hai? aur Maan sir ke cabim mein kya kar arhe hai?

Chthur: what? You are not Maan?

Geet: haan, ye toh Yash Scindia hai, Maanji ke shadhi ka contract ke liye aaya hai

Actually Maneet have just decided to get married and Yash has come to see Maan  to sign Maneet marriage contract…..

Yash: aur ye Madubala hai, ye Ms.Geet ke hair stylist banna chahathi hai

Madhu: ye dekho, hummara naya chooran

Chathur: mera chooran se bhi badiya hai?

Madhu: haan, isse kathe toh zindagi bar baal safed nahi hothe

Chathur: what? Life long?

Yash: haan, isse kathe toh do saal mein mar jaoge, toh baal safed kaise honge?

Madhu: tummm

Yash: hummare company mein special offer hai sir, you just pay for the shadhi aur sagayi bilkul muft

Madhu: haan, aur tera divorce hotha toh fikar mat karo, tummare punar vivah bhi muft mein karenge, ye toh punar vivah specialist hai

Adi: tum log galat waqt pea aye ho

Madhu: what?

Adi: Maan sir ab bahut busy hai, aap nahi mil sakthe

Yash: kyun?

Adi: Maan sir abhi abhi Geet ka shadhi ka spana pure karne gaye hai

Madhu: godha lena gaye hai kya?

Adi: godha old style hai, chopper lene gaye hai, aamaan mein shadhi toh aap logon ko yahan kaam nahi hai

Yash: chopper?

Chathur: aur mera project?

Adi: sorry, aap log jaa sakthe hai

Rancho aka Wangdu calss….

Adi: halo, Mr.Wangdu, Maan sir agle hafte Honey Moon manane Simla aarahe hai, he will meet you on Friday

Chathur: Raaanchooo

Madhu: hare chalo, ye agla bomb dalnewala hai

Yash: haan chalo

They start to run…..

Adi follows them….

Adi: wait for me……………………

PS : sorry for inviting Yash and Madhu…..just for fun…so no offence…….

Loved it.. I adore stories which have Yash-Madhu pairing... Do write a YashBala n MaanEet combo with loads of confusion...
Coming back to the os, it was hilarious... When geet i.e. Madhu talked abt chatur's infamous balatkar maan i.e. Yash protected her... Do I see the sparks of love here???
The os was fabulous...

wk 8 OS 1
awesome...
very funny...

Chathur: Mere piyare piyare grahak... aanewale naya yojaana ki prasav (prastav) main shamil honekeliye danivad (daniyavad) ...

Maan: What come again...

C: Sir, I was born in Uganda. Studied in Pondicherry.. worked in US... so, little slow in Hindi

M: Then speak in English...

C: Ji Main apni Maouthri boovmi ki yad aarahi thi... isliye is desh main phirse ghor boneiengi...aur main hindi mein hi bolegi
( I am missing my motherland so I want to settle down here again & I want to speak in Hindi only)

Chathur had heard people saying great MSK will be impressed by people who speaks in Hindi. So here Mr. Chathur Ramalingam is standing in front of his grahak(client) the great MSK & convince him in investing in his project

M: what ever .. get to the point and finish explaining your proposal

Chathur starts mugged up speech about his proposals non-stop seeing the roof as in to remember some points which were hidden in the ceiling... once done with speech he looks in front only to find alone in the whole cabin...

C: Mere naane mune bache hai Mr. MSK ... aap meri saath yeesi nahi karsakthi...

He comes out of the room search every nook n corner of the building but failed to see even one person... At last he finds a person running in the stairway ... Chathur runs to catch hold of him...

C: Ruko... sab gayab kaha huve...

Man: Bomb ... bomb ... saying he ran off...

C: Bomb 😲 ... hearing this he also runs off...After making sure he is safe distance from the building...he calls MSK...

C: Mr. MSK you planned to kill me ... I will not share my precious proposal plan with you... meri jaan ki dusman...

Geet: Oye bina akal ki insaan... kaun hai tu...

C: Mein Mein... Chathur  Ramlingham aap khoon...

G: Main Geet hoon ... MSK ki fiance...

C: Main US court mein case karungi MSK par... meri jaan lene ki koshi woh bhi bomb shapit (plant) karke...

G: maine hi bola tume KC se bhaar nikal ne keliye karwaiya... aur do din ka holiday bhi declare kiya ...

C: kyun

G: agar tum KC mein pura din rehte tho hume pura mahina holiday declare karna padtha na...

C: Mahina...

G: tum apni silent bomb jo sare office mein spread kardiya hota...

C: meri prasav ka kya... muhje uttar chaiye... MSK meri saath yesi nahi kar sakthe...

G: 😲 tum pregnant ho...aur iska zimadar MSK hai 😲

C: No no... Proposal ...

G: proposal ... kaisa proposal

C: Meri nayi awaishkaar ...

G: tera aapna avishkar ... ja ja

C: haan meri awaishkaar ...dika [dikha] denge sabko jo awaishkaar Karne ki shamtaa meri mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi other insaan mein nahiii... No other Insaan No other Insaan. aap MSK se kahiye ki wo hume wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat hai 'sstunn ..stunn hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai 'aapne apna stun is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai'ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

G: kya bola ...

C: oops sorry sorry galti hogyi... apni purana speech mein ne bol diya...mera khena ka matalab hai dan ..dan hota sabi [sab hi] ke paas hai ..sab chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai 'MSK apna dan is Awaishkaari purush ke haat mein de tho'ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

M: do din tak chuti de diya KC main...Geet mera phone do... aur kise baath kar rahe ho...

G: Silencer se...

M: Kaun...

G: Arey ... wahi Chathur

M: Kya meri phone wapis karo ... we were discussing a important business proposal

G: kaisa proposal

M: new innovative building designs plan kar ne keliye..

G: 😲 tho phir aap silencer ko phele bhaag deji... use kuch nahi ata... sab rati huvi baath hi bolta hai

G to C: oye tera proposal cancel... ek gante jel nahi  sakthe thuje... humari company mein tho hargiz nahi... & slams the phone

M: Geet ab mera project ka kya hoga... itni jaldi kaise dondenge naye insaan ko

G: Don't worry meri dost haina Pia.. use baath kar longi aur Rancho aapka madat kar dega...

M: teek hai...

G: Chalo na hum practice karte hai

M: kaisa practice

G: Holi haina ... colors holi special par dance karni hai...

M: par

G: Office tho nahi hai aapki...ab koi aur bhana nahi chalegi...chalo chalo...

Jeevana.
Edited by Jeevana. - 11 years ago

both the os were too gud loved it😃😃😃

congozzz on writing an os ...