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Mishu

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Posted: 13 years ago

#461

Originally posted by: StarAngel01
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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Mishu

@-Mishu-

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Posted: 13 years ago

#462

Originally posted by: Temporary99
i'll use that with care...

it's just a random edit..🤣

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Amy

@CookieeMonster

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Posted: 13 years ago

#463

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet."Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Touche🤣🤣🤣

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Amy

@CookieeMonster

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Posted: 13 years ago

#464

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"The little girl replied, "My homework."

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Amy

@CookieeMonster

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Posted: 13 years ago

#465

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: Let's try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Patty: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Patty: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Patty: I've already got one rabbit at home now!

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Hussain

@.Hussain.

Stunner

Posted: 13 years ago

#466

Originally posted by: Temporary99
🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.

Hillarious...i think aapko kisi doctor ne loota...issliye itni doctors joke mar rahe ho aap.🤣.🤣.🤣.🤣.

Mujhay Nahi Loota Kisi Dr Ne 🤣 Mainay To Bas Ek Hi Joke Likha Dr Pe Wohi Dil Pe Lag Gaya Apke 😃

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P0K0

@P0K0

Sparkler

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Posted: 13 years ago

#467

Originally posted by: -Mishu-

it's just a random edit..🤣

ur forgetting i have a smart brain...i can work things out...😆

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Amy

@CookieeMonster

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Posted: 13 years ago

#468

A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

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Amy

@CookieeMonster

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Posted: 13 years ago

#469

College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!"
Father: "What, son?"
College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"
Father: "I certainly do."
College student: "Well, you get to keep it."