Assume that world ends tomorrow, what about BB6?

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Posted: 13 years ago

#31

Originally posted by: Mahek_No1

How can it be 22nd dec already, lol

Peshawar me har cheez ek din pehle hojati he 😆

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chucknorris

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Posted: 13 years ago

#32

Imam lands in hellfire and sees satan waiting for him

Imam : "Namaste. Salam Aleikum. Sat sri akaaal"

Imam: "Bhaijaan baanswada raajesthan ki yaad aa gayi. Inshallah saath mein game khelenge, puri spirit ke saath aur bahot maaza ayega"

Satan: "Chikney you are here for good"

Imam: "Love you Biggboss sahi game chal raha hai. What a twist"

After a while, Imam gets flustered and walks into a hotline that he thinks connects to Biggboss house but instead it connects to Heaven. He puts on the headphones and chats with himself for 3 hours. After that he comes out wearing the sufi dress.

Imam : "Abey Haiwan. Suddhar jaa bohat izzat de di ab purana Imam wapis agya ha. "

Satan looks confused

Edited by silverbug - 13 years ago

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571304

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Posted: 13 years ago

#33

Originally posted by: silverbug
Imam lands in hellfire and sees satan waiting for him

Imam : "Namaste. Salam Aleikum. Sat sri akaaal"

Imam: "Bhaijaan baanswada raajesthan ki yaad aa gayi. Inshallah saath mein game khelenge, puri spirit ke saath aur bahot maaza ayega"

Satan: "Chikney you are here for good"

Imam: "Love you Biggboss sahi game chal raha hai. What a twist"

After a while, Imam gets flustered and walks into a hotline that he thinks connects to Biggboss house but instead it connects to Heaven. He puts on the headphones and chats with himself for 3 hours. After that he comes out wearing the sufi dress.

Imam : "Abey Haiwan. Suddhar jaa bohat izzat de di ab purana Imam wapis agya ha. "

Satan looks confused

Correction: Imam will meet saitan in hell, not satan...❤️

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571304

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Posted: 13 years ago

#34

Will Asshakea and Sana make love after death? Yes, they can do that tirelessly forever, without the darr of zamana or even Rohit 😉.

Will imam screw the angels and team with lucifer? Hell yeah...😆

Will Dhongi Baba discipline and counsel the devil now? Yes and he would be elected as the preaching baba in the parliamentary elections of Abaddon...😆

Will Sapna gate crash heaven and sing 'ullu banaya bara maza aya' to mock heaven's gate keeper? 🤣..she will give all the demons a new makeover, which will make the angels jealous and she would be brought in the heaven and Imam will shout,"Are you guys MAD-O-WOT"?

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return_to_hades

@return_to_hades

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Posted: 13 years ago

#35

If the world does end on 12/21/2012, Pacific time USA, I promise I will construct a special house in Tartarus and continue the Bigg Boss contest there with remaining contestants.

After the contest - Charon is getting old, so I am considering hiring Imam to man the boats on the Styx. I need a caretaker for Cerberus - whom should I pick Rajiv or Delnaaz? Since Persephone leaves every summer, I'll be keeping Sana to take her place during those months.

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Sarah

@sarah75

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#36

I heard its at 11am in d morning...what shud I wear tomorrow ?

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671100

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Posted: 13 years ago

#37

i don't watch this crap show so it doesn't bother me at all...all i know they will all die in one single place 😆

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352771

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Posted: 13 years ago

#38

Oh well its December 21st 2012 and I'm still alive.

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352771

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Posted: 13 years ago

#39

Originally posted by: silverbug
Imam lands in hellfire and sees satan waiting for him

Imam : "Namaste. Salam Aleikum. Sat sri akaaal"

Imam: "Bhaijaan baanswada raajesthan ki yaad aa gayi. Inshallah saath mein game khelenge, puri spirit ke saath aur bahot maaza ayega"

Satan: "Chikney you are here for good"

Imam: "Love you Biggboss sahi game chal raha hai. What a twist"

After a while, Imam gets flustered and walks into a hotline that he thinks connects to Biggboss house but instead it connects to Heaven. He puts on the headphones and chats with himself for 3 hours. After that he comes out wearing the sufi dress.

Imam : "Abey Haiwan. Suddhar jaa bohat izzat de di ab purana Imam wapis agya ha. "

Satan looks confused