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Aaj pehli baar hume asu ko dekh kar dukh hua .. jaise hi darwaza khula ,hume laga jagan aayega apna adhura kaam finish karne ..lekin yeh to apne asu nikle (DB ne mana kia tha na raat me aane ko!)... haath rakh dia sir par (aap unke pappa ho kya? )..ofcourse mallu ne haath pakad liya (hath diya to gala pakad liya !) ..asu ji ko DB ki screech yaad aa gayi aur chal diye!
sirji,tanik pyar se batiya lete nidhi se to kya bigad jaata aapka..... master blaster ki kasam ,aap bhi bahute smart ho ! anjaane me hi sahi lekin ek teer se do nishan? (hum to do teer se bhi ek nishan nahi maar sakte..teer hai jo hamari kaman se nikalne ka naam tak nahi leta)
Wahan guddu ji ki kutiya me alag hi kahani chal rahi hai .. kahani admin ,assistant admin ke ghar ghar ki ! dono (nanhi?) si jaano ke peeche do do auraten naha dhokar padi huyi hai..guddu ji kehte hain ghar chodne ke baad doodh bhi chod dia (jaante hain aapke shauk bohot hi-fi ho gaye hain )..chori kehti hai aise to aap kamzor ho jayenge (doodh pikar koun sa strong honge? pehle bournvita mila aur doodh ki shakti badha..warna calcium absorb nahi hoga..aisa ad waali mummy kehti hain! jara guddu ke bauji ko dekhiye ..doodh pe pa kar kya mast sehat banayi hai,nazar na lage!)..ajeeb gale padu laundiya hai yaar..agar aap doodh nahi lenge to main rooth jaungi(kahan jaungi?) .. bauji kehte hain yehi farak howe hai sheher aur gaon ki chori me (kya farak exactly? ) ..pehli baar kisi ko emergency sun kar itna khush hote hue dekh rahe hain..guddu kehte hain emergency serious hai (humne to aaj tak non- serious emergency ke baare me nahi suna .aapne suna hai kya? )..inka bas chalta to tabhi pankh sprout kar ke ud .waise ek baat kahen chori ? guddu se jyaada doodh ki jarurat aapko hai..
Chalo kal raat ke dirame ka ek fayda hua.. nidhi ji ki subah aankh to khuli..chai banayi ..kya baat hai ji..lekin .. asu ji kaddu sa chehra bana kar pahunch gaye (dr saheb,nidhi ko aspataal me nahi bhej rahe ..its mallu whom ur sending away.. i think ghutno ke dard ke karan ,thode confujiya gaye ho ! koi nahi..hamare saath bhi hota hai..)..mallu ko kehte hain taiyar ho jao (vo aspataal ja rahi hai,classical music ke concert me nahi !)
Anji kehti hai hum sabko aapki jarurat hai (par yeh kehna bhool gayi ki jab kaam bigadna hota hai tab !) ..inko doubt hai sheher ki ladki aur gaon ki ladki me kya farak hai (hum bataye dete hain.. gaon ki ladki smart hoti hai.. unlike sheher ki ladki ..esp like u ! bhagwan ji ne google ko isi din ke liye dharti par bheja tha?) ab yeh mat boliyo ki...
a) mere ghar par pc/lappy nahi hai..
b) internet ka bill bahut aata tha isiliye papa ne kata diya
c) internet use karna nahi aata
d) bas aiwe bakwas karke DB aur hume pakane ka man tha !
sasur ji ke ghar me aane ke pehle bahuyen kapde theek karti hai (hai ram..yani sasur ke nahi rehne par ..? )
DB ka to chalo phir bhi samajh me aata hai antique piece hai ..par kisne keh dia CS se ki gaon ki ladkiyan aisi hoti hai jaisa vo dikha rahe the..panghat,gagariya and all that? (hamare gaon jakar dekho tab kehna yeh sab..life me 3 baar gaye hain..wahan ki choriyan ..sheher ke choro se jyaada advanced hai)
BLJ taiyar ho gayi(before n after me kuch khaas farak nahi tha waise!) ..puchti hai asu se jab bhejna hi tha to ghar kyun lekar aaye (oye shaadi kar ke nahi laye hain !)
Sound dene waale bhaiya ji,aapko kis angle se asu aur mallu ,deva aur paro lagte hain? jo aapne ho rama ho bajana shuru kar dia..band baja di one of my fav tunes ki...
precap- sajniii ,saiyan ki jarurat samjhe na (kambal aur 500 rs ki !)
Hollywood
Naagin 7
Health and Fitness
Cricket
