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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#731

Originally posted by: Asminita
Blondes change a lightbulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves.

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FastFuriousgirl

@FastFuriousgirl

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#732

How many sheep do I have?
There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

"You have 171 sheep," said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

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FastFuriousgirl

@FastFuriousgirl

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#733

Edited by Asminita - 14 years ago

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#734

Originally posted by: Asminita

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FastFuriousgirl

@FastFuriousgirl

Rocker

Posted: 14 years ago

#735

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#736

Madam: Useless Bai(Maid) !!!.. Why didn't you come last week? And that too without informing me??????
Kamwali Bai (Maid) : O Myadam... I had updated my Facebook status as "Will be out of town for a week..". Saaheb (boss) knows it.
He even commented "Come soon... Miss U!!"

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#737

Originally posted by: Asminita

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#738

Originally posted by: Asminita

very soon😉

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Shobha

@SweetiShobhy

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#739

so wat u guys up to

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#740

It is a known fact that all daughters-in-laws have problems with their mother-in-laws. Anyway... One day the daughters-in-laws all got together and decided to apologise to their mothers-in-laws for everything they had supposedly done wrong.

A week later the daughters-in-laws decided to take their families (including their mothers-in-laws) on a picnic.

The mothers-in-laws were all in one bus, which was the first to leave.

On the way their bus had an accident and all the mothers-in-laws died.

The daughters-in-laws were devastated but one in particular was more heart broken than the rest.

Everyone tried to console her by telling her that at least her mother-in-laws had died without any tension between them.

But still she cried. Eventually when she was calm enough to speak the other women asked her: "Why are you crying so much? Was your mother- in-law that special?"

The woman now sobbing uncontrollably replied: " No, she missed the bus!"

Edited by artiprasad - 14 years ago

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