Originally posted by: shizajaved
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
So that we can know what we actually were😉
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets are dressing up as mattresses?
mattresses?? Honestly speaking i didn't get this one...sorry
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
According to men specialist Minz....Man is always wrong no matter if they are middle of no where
Is there another word for synonym?
yeah similar words😉
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"
just to let the fact...they can't be perfect
Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
I donot think so🤢
If you choke a Smurf, what color will it turn?
brown
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
It looks uncool and he won't look hot....So no TRPs for that show
If vampires have no reflection, how come they have such neat hair?
It is probably the wig they are wearing
Do good S&M fans go to Hell?
S&M? elaborate that first dear
If swimming's such good exercise, how come whales are so fat?
cause they eat the double of what they burn
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
yes surely
How do Keep Off The Grass signs get there?
with a tip toe😉
Could God make a burrito so hot he couldn't eat it?
huh? God trapped in his own trap 😲....😆
Do we make bombs better or worse?
better..... it makes difference on your utilization method
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why they will shrink......if their fur is taken off?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, would you believe them?
yes....(I have to say lie na😳)
Can you learn to read from a "Reading for Dummies" book?
If Shiza can.... why not me??
If pro is the opposite of con, and progress is moving forward, what is congress?
Congress is the opposite party of those party who has created this line........you didn't understand this right? OMG u fall in the same category😆