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Arti Prasad

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Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#291

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what
had happened to his ears and he answered,
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the
phone I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
" Oh dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your
other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

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Arti Prasad

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Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#292

A sardar was walking with three dogs in the morning walk,
fellow person asked.
" you have very good Dogs , what are their names."
sardar replied :
" first one is Baldevsingh, second one Rajinder singh, third one Manindersingh"
fellow person asked " what is your name "
sardar replied " Tony"

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Arti Prasad

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Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#293

A sardar was living with his family - wife , daughter and servent. when ever he had sex with his wife, next day morning he use to tell his servent . " last night i had sweet sugar chocolate" servant always wondered what that means, one night he chased and found out that , when ever sardar had sex with his wife, next day morning only he use to say such words. one day in the morning servant came smiling and told his master sardar : " last night i had sweet sugar chocolate", sardar was consused and wonder, what happened, he had a doubt, and suspected his wife, he asked his wife about this matter. she clearly denied having any sex or relationship with servant. then sardar asked his daughter, who said "YES" she had sex with servant. sardar shouted at his servant in front of his wife and daughter " if you wanted to have suger chocolate, you should had from the opened box, who you opened a new pack."

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Arti Prasad

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Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#294

Bholaji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Every where I
touch it hurts."
The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow."
Bholaji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doc, surprised,says "touch your head."
Bholaji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Every where Bholaji touches it hurts like hell.
The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-rays etc... and
tells Bhola to come back after two days.
Two days later Bhola comes back and the doctor says, "We've found your
problem..."
"Oh yeah? what is it ?"
'You've broken your finger!'

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#295

Pyaaaray Lal,
I am writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live
where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most
accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved! I won't be able to give
you the address as the last person who stayed in this house took the numbers
with them for their next house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure it works
too well, last week I put in three shirts and pulled the chain and I HAVE NOT
SEEN THEM SINCE.
The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time
it rained for three days and the second time for four days. The coat you wanted
me to send you, your aunt said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with
all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.
We got another bill from the funeral home. It said that if we don't make the
last payment on GRANDMA'S FUNERAL, she will come up again. Your father has
another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass in the cemetery.
Your sister had a baby this morning, I haven't found out whether it is a boy or
a girl, so I don't know whether you are an uncle or an aunty.
Your Uncle Herolal fell into a whisky vat. Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for
three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving
and the other two were in the back. The driver got out- he rolled the
window down and swam to safety. The other two friends drowned as they couldn't'
get the gate down. There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much
has happened.
Love, Mom

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Ms.SK

@Ms.SK

Trailblazer

+ 12

Posted: 14 years ago

#296

Where are you pooja? Also where is Krishna?

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#297

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#298

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea‚Im new to this city..

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Arti Prasad

@artiprasad

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#299

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"