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Priya_128

@Priya_128

Dazzler

Posted: 14 years ago

#11

lub u for resurfacing as much as I lub drainhole where my car keys fell in

Misssed you like the salt in my gulab jamuns

Shalll come back to this when in front of a comp...

Reserving so I don't go beyond page 2...considerin wht happ lastime with detergent song

@sinnie : hiii

EDIT :

laaali paaali paaavi !!!!

just to keep u happy and not gush on ur thread (tho i see renoir is doing that) we gushed behind ur back on what a super mental nautanki genius you are...please to read fine print and find if thats good or bad

ek chutki khooon bhari song ki keemat aaap kya jaaane laaali babu...(ok thats forcefitted dialogue...i JUST HAD TO USE IT...and thought may as well put it here)

so where were we...yess...

cheeky cheeky cheeky usse log bole

here a cheeky there a cheeky

always dole

1942 a louve isthory se leke 2050 a love storyy

from anil kapoor to harman bawejaa

the DIVINE-ness of hotwa is uncontested

chooodi nahi yeh meraa dill haiii (nods head vigourously like dev baba)

dekho dekho tooote na

on 2nd thoughts its not my chooodi...todo...todo...and issshhh...there it goes...

kaataaa lagaa...hai lagaaa...ai re...hai re...hai re...

bungle ki neeche teri beri ke peeeche haire aaahaa re aahaa re piyaaa

kaataa lagaaa
*cue nani and madhooomatey dancing as chorus girls*

LUB UR ODE...and thats all the pDA u get from me...

waise i had this big confusion of who i wanted to phaalll phlat phirst...and now i join ur 5%...

the woman and her lust have to come first !!!!!

the man and his beast, can later enter the feast

(what i can do corny rhymes also ok)

after writing this...misssed u even more like the bubblegum that got stuck in my hair as i leaned on a bus window...

Edited by Priya_128 - 14 years ago

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stardust-

@stardust-

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 14 years ago

#12

shhh chup karr! hi bolke mere se 5000+ karwaane ka iraadaas i understand...

laaalee this is so you don't put up that disclaimer again!!
i am filling it with FULLY F.A.L.T.U.U hawaa..

random musings : where is lakshmi?

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Aisha

@asha...

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#13

K K K only sees one man..hawa hawai...hotwa...not three

the other two are kabab mein haadis

one used for J...the other just a pshyco...cartoon

whose real colors she doesn't see...

when will she see what's in front of her

or will she only feel dhak dhak

where's the internal monologue gone

to show love and not lust...

Loved your post...the above is just me being random like your post 😛...totally loved it 😃

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armyofspooks

@armyofspooks

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#14

Nice effort!
Some parts were just outrageously funny!😆
keep up the fab work!😆😆

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mommy2000

@mommy2000

Dazzler

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#15

LAAA AAA AAA AAA LI
My RICOLA scream just for you!!! And keeping up with AAA trAAAdition that the hotwaaa set!!!!

I thought i was dreaming when the first page on the forum pulled up a thread by you --- at 4:30 am!!!! I should have been dreaming! But i was dreamstAAAlking and there you were!!! My dreams AAAnswered!!!!!

This one is faaar you, my friend!!

LAAAli ko dekhAA
Toh aisAA lagAA
Jaise dekhAA ek khwAAB
Jaise HotwAAA in hawAAAian garb
Jaise Khushi reading the fine print
Jaise NK, for sydney, making a sprint
Jaise Mami losing her voice
Jaise AAAkash having a choice
Jaise PAAAyal with a smile
Jaise MAAAma staying a while
Jaise Anjalee keeping mum
Jaise BuAAA sharing the silence some
Jaise ShyAAAm disappearing
Jaise Om PrakAAAsh returning
LAAAli ko dekhAA
Toh aisAA lagAA

btw, we are almost up with thread #5...so add ajeeb ishq to this title and we will move our odes and dreams here!!!!

MISSED you like AAAmir in my dreamz!!!! Barun's replaced him -- HAA hAAA HAAA

Edited by mommy2000 - 14 years ago

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Dammmit

@Dammmit

Navigator

+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

#16

Hello Hi-Wa Laalwa

AAp ayye bahaar aayi...

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iluvdarcy

@iluvdarcy

Explorer

Posted: 14 years ago

#17

oh my goodness!!! that was hillarious !!!

Brilliant👏👏👏

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sbk2

@sbk2

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#18

Laali!

After such a long time!

Yeh...Laal rang kab mujhe chhodega...

You are the only one My dear to make such a howlariously funny and different post...👏

Loved all the Bollywood references made here, especially mere haathon mein Naanav Ki chudiyan hain...hahahahaha

So good to see your post again 🤗

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scarletaura

@scarletaura

Voyager

Posted: 14 years ago

#19

Sorry & Thanks to the peeps who liked the post even after understanding parts of it

Since you don't know me.. I swear I'm usually nice (snigger) and normal (not at all Ajeeb) and E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G I say makes sense (as clear as the Taj Mahal in the Delhi Fog.. ahahaha just testing ya..)

What to do.. I'm used to talking to an imaginary audience residing inside my head.. hence all the inside PJs!

A big thank you for ALL your Maha patience!

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sbk2

@sbk2

Sparkler

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

#20

Originally posted by: scarletaura

Sorry & Thanks to the peeps who liked the post even after understanding parts of it

Since you don't know me.. I swear I'm usually nice (snigger) and normal (not at all Ajeeb) and E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G I say makes sense (as clear as the Taj Mahal in the Delhi Fog.. ahahaha just testing ya..)

What to do.. I'm used to talking to an imaginary audience residing inside my head.. hence all the inside PJs!

A big thank you for ALL your Maha patience!