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Debayon Dutta

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Posted: 15 years ago

#21

Originally posted by: return_to_hades
Alright kiddo, ready for your first dozen. Here is my first set just as I have committed to torture every MOTW

1) Recipe for disaster: You have seen it before. You have tasted it. Now is your time to cook it. Pick one of your most favorite dishes and then serve it to us hot and spicy with all chopped and sliced members as ingredients.

This is a recipe for General Tso's Chicken(Honey Chicken to Indian Chinese lovers)

Ingredients:
1/2 cup cornstarch(WA)
3 pounds chicken*(TNF)
1/4 cup water(RTH)
1/4 cup dark soy sauce(Summer ji)
1 1/2 teaspoon minced ginger(MS)
1 teaspoon white pepper(Mister K)
1 1/2 teaspoon minced garlic(Gauri ji)
1 egg(SVCL)
1/2 cup dark soy sauce
1 cup cornstarch
1/4 cup white vinegar(OBJ)
1 cup salad oil (BI ji)
1/4 cup cooking sherry(angie ji)
2 cups sliced green onions(Meena ji)
1 1/2 cup hotchicken broth(shak bhai)
16 small hot dried peppers(krystal sis)
1 tablespoon MSG -- (SJB ji)
3/4 cup refined sugar(POH)

Directions:

*Dark deboned in chunks

I divided recipe portions (above) to make it easier to pre-prepare. To make Sauce, mix WA and RTH together. Add Gauri ji , MS, POH, Summer ji, OBJ and Angie ji. Then add Shak Bhai and SJB ji and stir until POH dissolves. Refrigerate until needed. In separate bowl mix TNF, Summer ji and Mister K. Stir in SVCL. Add WA until TNF is coated evenly. Add BI to help separate TNF pieces. Divide TNF in small quantities and deep-fry @ 350 until crispy and light brown. (Do not overcook; watch temp, stir fry or meat will toughen). Drain on Empti Bhai(paper towels). Place a small amount of BI in Cloddy Bhai(wok) and heat until just hot. Add MS and Krystal Sis and stir-fry briefly (Krystal Sis will give off acrid smoke..be careful). Stir Ice-Thinker(sauce); add to Cloddy Bhai. Add TNF and cook just 'until Ice-Thinker thickens.

Add RTH or RTH/WA if needed.

Serve with SolidSnake(white steamed rice).

Edited by debayon - 15 years ago

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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

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Posted: 15 years ago

#22

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

5) Sing a song: This was coming. Share another one of your musical ventures with us.

Here we go😛:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skaDg6RQRlA[/YOUTUBE]

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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

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Posted: 15 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

3) Trolls vs Troll Slayer: Pick at least ten DM members and classify them as trolls or troll slayer. If trolls tell us how they troll the forums. If they are troll slayers tell us how they crush the trolls. Imagine if they would battle it out - who would win.

RTH- Troll slayer. Simply by banning them after umpteen number of warnings.
TNF- Troll. By spamming some topics of DM with her 'I'm bored' and 'XOXO''s
SVGL-Late Troll. Used to spam with her plethora of words which translates to just one thing: "I'm highly qualified but bored as $hit"
Gauri ji: Troll slayer. A perfect combo of wits and agression= a total bada$$ person😆
OBJ- Intellectual, but lazy, making him a troll
WA- Troll slayer. Has similar characteristics as Gauri ji, but with some addioned sarcasm. Well, you know her occupation, serving sarcasm with a smile.
Me- Troll slayer. No brains. Only hateful words. Tend to get personal. As Mister K aptly said, if I ever change my ID, it should be Troll_Warrior.
MS- Troll slayer. Pretty straightforward and direct, can kick the troll's butts if need be.
Shak bhai-Troll. Most likely has a lot of posts in the DM KJBKH thread.😆 Also keeps posting topics about Kekta Maiyya
Mister K: Troll slayer. Intimidates the hell outta the troll with his wise words.

Common Mister K, RTH, Gauri ji, all in one team??? Go figure who'll win😛

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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

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Posted: 15 years ago

#24

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Congratulations, Debu! Rock this thread!

A simple task from me:

1. Share five best and one worst memories from your recent trip back home.

More later.

Best: Meeting up with my buddies there, meeting my relatives in Kolkata after a loooong time, getting praised on how much I've grown up and how I sound like dad, cursing in Hindi after a long time😆, and last but not the least, catching up on eating street food and jalebis.

Worst: Arguing with my uncle, leaving India, not being able to visit my school, not being able to stay at my home town for a long time, looking at the petty conditions of the streets outside the IGIA in Delhi.

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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

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Posted: 15 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: old-black-joe
Question 2 :

Assign CID characters to us members, citing reasons

:)

RTH- Leader of the pack, who puts together the clues and comes up with wise conclusions, ACP Pradhuyman.

Me- Strong and powerful Daya😛

Mister K- very calculative, can take charge in the absence of RTH, in short, Viren

You- Funny, but not really, Fredericks😆

WA- I just feel that Asha would be apt for her because she thinks twice before doing something. 🤔

Ice-thinker: Dedicated to whatever he does and a fellow CID fan, I think Abhijit will be just right for him.

Empti bhai- Sudhakar because of his obssession with Freddy's mustache.😆 OK, IDK why but I feel he can be best related to Sudhakar😆

I can't think of others🤔

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Bankim Chandra Chaterjee

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Posted: 15 years ago

#26

Originally posted by: debayon
RTH- Leader of the pack, who puts together the clues and comes up with wise conclusions, ACP Pradhuyman.

Me- Strong and powerful Daya😛

Mister K- very calculative, can take charge in the absence of RTH, in short, Viren

You- Funny, but not really, Fredericks😆

WA- I just feel that Asha would be apt for her because she thinks twice before doing something. 🤔

Ice-thinker: Dedicated to whatever he does and a fellow CID fan, I think Abhijit will be just right for him.

Empti bhai- Sudhakar because of his obssession with Freddy's mustache.😆 OK, IDK why but I feel he can be best related to Sudhakar😆

I can't think of others🤔

FREDDY? !! 😡

YOU LIL' PIECE OF SH**! 😡😆

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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

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Posted: 15 years ago

#27

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

FREDDY? !! 😡

YOU LIL' PIECE OF SH**! 😡😆

Well, he's done some noteworthy stuff too!😆

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Bankim Chandra Chaterjee

@mr.ass

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Posted: 15 years ago

#28

Originally posted by: debayon
Well, he's done some noteworthy stuff too!😆

yeah, like being a nuisance 😭

I can predict ajnu's comments on me fitting him to a t, taking my above sentence into consideration

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Debayon Dutta

@debayon

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Posted: 15 years ago

#29

Originally posted by: old-black-joe

yeah, like being a nuisance 😭

I can predict ajnu's comments on me fitting him to a t, taking my above sentence into consideration

You should see some of the old episodes, do you know he has slapped so many criminals?😡 I'm working on the history now, and boy, is it gonna be long😆