Originally posted by: return_to_hades
Before I proceed any further with this MOTW, let me complete OBJ's task which he has been pestering me about, or else he shall sulk all day. And if he does not like this task every forum member shall give him a boot to the head, every day.
Dear DeMons,
If you are being read this will, I have most likely been slain from IF. Since I display no suicidal tendencies, I did not quit like a wimpy chicken; despite what you say G with your double set of balls. Since I display no schizophrenic tendencies, we shall not be back like a pathetic ghost that refuses to be exorcised, we shall be gone for good. I have most likely died valiantly in the battlefield. Some fools (of which there is no dearth) may have uncharacteristically pushed all my wrong buttons (they always miss one or two and stay safe) causing me to unleash my hidden furies. That means I went to the nearest Toys R Us, ripped Devastator out of his box, stole his wrecking balls and with the moral support of that brought the worst of verbal typographic devastation to the fools of trolls.
Anyway, what is done is done - now that I am slain; I have some unfinished business to get to in IF.
First and foremost if one Hades goes, many shall rise. I bequeath the name Hades to all my near and dear ones on my friend list. Except you Phoenix, who took on the Hades suffix way too early. All of you shall bear the name Hades in your names. I shall trust your creativity to not let Hades down.
Next thing I bequeath Ajnu, to Kaanta, POH and Gauri. Kaanta shall take time from Mama Mia and be the best a kaanta can be. POH can just be POH, and ask weird questions on vampires. Gauri may want to kick my dead guts for this, but to her I bequeath the task of daily diabetic annoyance, random sulking and then manofying - she knows the drill.
Next thing I bequeath Kaanta, to Ajnu. Ajnu shall ensure to give regular doses of Scooby snacks and indulge in occasional soaking. Kaanta will ensure that Mama Mia is ok with this.
Next thing I bequeath POH to Kaanta, Ajnu and Gauri. Every or so random times you shall engage in random Q&A sessions with POH. You won't believe how many questions he has. But if you divide and conquer, you will be fine.
Last but not least I bequeath Gauri, to Ajnu. You pretty much know most of the drill. Although it will involve regular castration so Gauri can pick on your lack of balls. It will also involve random flirting with yourself so Gauri can tease you all week about it.
Ah now to business of DM.
I leave our two favorite offenders to Mister. K. I am sure you will be more than happy to stalk them, monitor them, watch their every move, watch their every word, register every keystroke, RTH is omnipresent and so shall you be the omnipresence of the forum. Souro shall inherit TNF and all the spam that follows. I can think of no one better suited to handles this special child of IF. All politically incorrect warfare shall be inherited by POH and G. POH you will need to sharpen your sarcasm, train regularly now. And G, this is not a Schwarzenegger movie. You don't just pull out the guns all blazing and go in there like some maniacal marine on drugs. Master the force like a jedi and be swift like a ninja. Master the stealth attack and the sniper modes. I leave the defense of the parasites and all of my very special stances to Ajnu. This way she shall cuss me regularly for it, but my slain soul on IF will find solace and she shall never forget. The preservation of peace, stepping in for order and all other diplomatic duties are inherited by Karan. Frankly I see no one else who would live to see another day if they had to take on such masochistic duties.
Well thats all folks.
What are you waiting for now? Christmas?
Go start a war on DM!!!! Then fix it yourselves!!!!
Go Make Me Proud!
Say Glory to RTH and May the Force Be With You
PS: OBJ I did not forget you, even if you like this. You will receive a boot to the head from every forum member, every day. Thats my legacy for you. FOOL!
