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Originally posted by: darkness_123
@Anu: I love SRK in the whole of the second half, when he's all exasperated with all the madness in his house thanks to Kajol, Kareena, DJ, the bachcha, uske upar se Kareena's friends and Hrithik also. 😆 Esp that scene where Kareena's trying to persuade him to let Hrithik stay...
SRK: "NAHI! NAHI REH SAKTA... KYUNKI IS BADE SE GHAR MEIN.... *pause, gulp* TUM LOG CHOTE CHOTE KAPDE PEHEN KE GHOOMTE HO! AUR MAIN NAHI CHAHTA KI WOH JAWAAAN LADKA AAKE TUMHE DEKHE! AUR MAIN IS GHAAR KA BOSS HOON!" *kajol starts with the bell ringing* "MAIN IS GHAR KI GHANTI.... KYAAA HAI?!!?!?!?!?!"
K: *whines* KYAAAAAAAAA HAIIII, NAZARRR UTAAAR RAHI HOON AUR KYA!?!?!?!?!?
SRK: NAZAR?!?! ARRE, KISKI NAZAR?!!? YEH POOORI FAMILY PAAGAL HAI! CHANDNI CHOWK KE SAARE PAAGAL MERE HI GHAR MEIN HAI. ALLL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*outraged looks from all the CC pagals* 😆
& the whole, airport waala dialogue "BHAARAT SE AAYA HAI TOH SAR PE BITHAA LOON KYA???? PATA HAI BHAARAT KI ABAADI KITNI HAI?!?!? SAB LOG YAHAAN AA GAYE TOH HUM LOG KAHAN PE SOENGE?!?!? NAHI, *kissy* MAIN AISA KARTA HOON, HEATHROW AIRPORT CHALA JAAATA HOON AUR JO BHI BHARAT SE AAYA HAI, USSE KEHTA HOON "BHAIYYA BHAIYYA AAA JAOO HUMARE GHAR MEIN AA JAOOO.... HUMARI BIWI PAAGAL HAI... SHE'S ABSOLUTELY MENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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*When the tire is punctured*
SRK: NAHIIII... MAIN TAXI MEIN CHALAA JAAONGA...
K: AUR TAXI KE PAISE MUJHEE DE DENA!!!!!!!
SRK: GOD!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO CHEAP!
K: *evil giggle* Mwahahah, WOHHH TOH MAINN HOON! Suno, shaam ko jaldi aana...!
SRK: Kyun?
K: AWAAAAAAAAAI! 😆
SRK: *giggles* Ok! *seeing Hrithik wave at K* Aye... Ho gaya na bhaii.... Chal na... :/ :/ :/
*later to Hrithik*: Itni badi gaadi hai... toh mere ghar mein kyun rehte ho??? Issiii mein soya karo! 😡
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Oh god, once I start quoting this movie, I CAN NOT STOP. I've seen it more than 60 times, it's RIDICULOUS. I know the whole damn movie, esp the SRK/Kadz parts BY HEART.