Enjoy and Have a Happy New Year
Life Main Aisa Kyun Hota Hai?!
Episode 1
Lights, Camera, Introduction!- Part 1
Yeh kahaani hai char log ki, Angad, Ronit, Kashish, and Pooja, chale hum phele Ronit se milte hai.
Ronit ka ek shok hai music, ek din woh music ke bigar nahi reh sakta hai.
Ronit is trying to think of a new tune, and he gets it and writes it down.
Boman Irani (Dad of Ronit) is calling Ronit.
Boman: Ronit, neche aao
Ronit- Ab budhe ko mere saath kya baath karna
Ronit goes downstairs
Boman- Bete kitni daafa bolho ke family business main aao, tum kal se join kar rahe ho.
Ronit- Kya! Nahi Dad, business aur main kabhi nahi, ma, aap Dad ko samjao na
Maya- Ronit tumhare Papa sahi keh rahe hai, tum business join kar lo
Ronit- Aap bhi, aap log kyun nahi samajh the hai main musician bana chahtha hoon, I want to sing and have a band, no ghatiya business for me.
Boman- Ghatiya business and he slaps Ronit
Ronit- Daaaadddd and makes a sad face
Inder- Suna Maya, ghatiya business, mere business ko ghatiya, isse ghatiya business ke wajaah se tum aish kar rahe ho, ghatiya business
Ronit- Toh toothbrush sell karna ghatiya business toh hai, mujhe aaj tak samajh nahi aata aap kaisie ek business tycoon bangaye
Inder- Maya phirse yeh bola ghatiya business, see Maya
Maya: Khamosh!
Ronit gets scared and puts a finger on his mouth
Boman Irani does too
Maya- Inder tum kya kar rahe ho, aap Ronit ko boliye jo bolna tha
Inder- Kal tum Dubai jaonge, ek mene ke liye
Ronit- What?!
Inder- Mainie kaha na, koi mere baath nahi dalega, tum kal jah rahe ho
Ronit- Dad yeh fair nahi tum, I mean aap, Aap pehle mujhe ek tight slap dehte ho aur phir business trip, na baba na, main nahi jaane wala hoon
Inder- Arre Bete yeh tight slap kuch bhi nahi tha, tumhe ek aur doon kya
Ronit- Nahi Dad, main upar jaatha hoon aur bags pack karta hoon
Inder- That's like it my son
Ronit does a fake smile….
Ab hum Angad ko milte hai, is a bachelor and lives like one
Angad with a gal named Tina
Angad- I love you Tina, tumhare aak, tumhare gaal, tumhare baal, aur tumhare hoth.
Tina- Oh Angad, I love you too!
Then a gal named Shweta comes
Shweta taps Angad's back
Angad- Aap andhi ho, aap dekh nahi sakte main apne girlfriend ke saath baath kar raha hoon
Shweta- Toh main kaun hoon?
Angad's turns around with an unsure smile
Angad- Shweta! Yaad hai main tumhe iske bare main bata raha tha
Shweta- You mean who pagal aurat jo tumhare dost ki mangetar hai
Tina- Kya main paagal aurat hoon
Angad- Nahi Meena
Tina- Mera naam Tina hai, with a whine
Angad- Haan Tina, yeh jhoot bolrahi hai
Shweta- Main jhoot bolrahi hoon?! Tum jhoot bolrahe ho
Just then Natasha comes
Natasha- Hi Angad and kisses him on both cheeks, how are you my sweetheart, um.. Angad yeh dono kaun hai
Angad- Tum kaun ho?
Natasha- Angad! With a whine, main Natasha tumhari girlfriend
Shweta- Ab kaun saach bolraha hai Angad
Angad- Let me explain
Then Shweta slaps Angad
Shweta- You cheat
Then Tina comes and slaps Angad
Tina- You liar
And then Natasha comes and Angad smiles
Angad- Natasha my darling
And she smiles and punches him
Natasha- I hate you
Angad has a black eye and his shocked and depressed he goes to his house.
Angad's mom, Mahi- Bete yeh tumhe kya hua
Angad- Koi Gunde the aur..
Mahi- Oh, acha yeh ladki ko dekho kitni khoobsurat hai aur tumhari kunli bhi milti hai.
Angad- Ma, iss waqt koi ladki nahi, please
Angad's dad, Om comes- Achi ladki hai, aur hum bhi usse pasand karte hai, tum kal usse milne jaonge, Dubai main
Angad thinks about it- Aap log itna bolrahe ho, toh why not
Everyone is happy
Angad- Acha mian Ronit ke ghar jar raha hoon
Angad goes there and goes in Ronit's room
Ronit- Hi doud, ouch yeh aak main
Angad- Woh…
Ronit- Wait, Anuksha,..
Angad- Anu bol yaar, Anu
Ronit- Right, Anu, Meena, Seema, Geeta, Anita, yah Natasha.
Angad- Thappar un Tina aur Shweta neh mara aur yeh black eye Natasha
Ronit starts laughing
Angad- Yaar I lost three today main bohut depressed hoon, aur main kal Dubai jaa raha hoon hone wali bahu se milne
Ronit- Wow, Congrats, tum ladki ko dekhne wala hai
Angad- Yah right, main udhar isliliye jaa raha hoon kyunki main udhar aish kar sakta hoon, aur who ladki se milke koi bahaane bana doonga
Ronit- Tu kabhi nahi badle ga
Angad smiles- Lekin tum packing kyun kar rahe ho
Ronit- Main bhi Dubai jaa raha hoon
Angad- Really!
Ronit- Haan lekin business ko dekhne ke liye ek mene ke liye
Angad- Mere paas ek plan hai, tum business ko dekhna lekin tum kisi ko pesa dekhar bolne ke woh Ronit bane, aur main apne parents ko wape boldoonga ke mujhe woh ladki itne pasand ayi ke main poore mene yape rahoonga.
Ronit- Brilliant yaar! Pata hai aaj mujhe thapar bhi mili, Dad neh diya, mainie bola ke toothbrush ka business ghatiya hai aur woh mujhe ek thappar diya aur mujhe Dubai bhejraha hai, I'm soo happy ke tum bhi aah raha hai and both smile.
Life Main Aisa Kyun Hota Hai?!
Episode 2
Lights, Camera, Introduction- Part 2
Ab milte hai Pooja se, she's a diva wither own rules.
Chalo milte hai iss Diva se…
Pooja- No, I hate this outfit, mujhe kuch glamorous chahi hai, you know something that's me.
The person at the store- Madam, hum log ke paas yahi hai, that's in fashion and glamourous
Pooja- Whatever, chaab main actress banogi toh sabko bolongi idhar kabhi nahi aye, my friend suggested me this store lekin ab log, acha I'll buy it kitna?
Person- 50 pounds
Pooja- That's cheap, I'll take it
Pooja goes to her house and goes to her Dad, her Dad is in bed
Pooja- Papa aapko kya hua
Pooja's dad, Sumeet (he plays Malika's bro in JJKN)- Princess, main bohut bhimar hoon
Doctor- Iss ke paas sirf ek meana bacha hai
Pooja- Oh Papa, aap ko yeh kaab hua
Sumeet- Mujhe khud pata nahi, lekin mere akri khwahish thi ke tum mere dost ka beta Angad Khanna se milo Dubai main lekin..
Pooja- Oh Papa, main Dubai jaongi, woh kya naam hai, Angad se milne ke liye in a whine.
Sumeet- Saach, very good, meri akri khwahish tum kar logi, thak you princess
Pooja- Aap ke liye kuch bhi Papa
Sumeet- Tum kal jahrahi ho
Pooja- Kya, I mean kya yeh toh achi baath hai, main pack karti hoon
Pooja goes
Sumeet- Who chali gayi
Doctor- Haan
Sumeet- Dekha Docotr, mujhe bhi acting aata hai
Doctor- It runs in the family
Pooja overhears this- My dear Papa, I love you, aur main Dubai bhi jaongi aur who ladke ko nahi chodongi, usse uloo banake main aaongi
Yeh thi Theeki Mirchi Pooja, abhi hum Kashish se milte hai, unfortunantely Pooja ki best friend..
Kashish- Acha bacho aaj humne kya sikha
Kids- Sach bolna
Kashish- Very Good
Kid 1- Agar Sachai main kisi ke feelings hurt hue toh
Kashish- Toh.. toh.. uss insaan se jhoot bolo, agar takleef huye
After class a child who is a boy named Rahul come to Kashish
Child- Hum propose kaisie karte
Kashish- Kyun
Rahul- Sirf Jana tha
Kashish- Um.. Uska haath pakro aur kneel and ask "will you marry me" and then you kiss her on the cheek.
Rahul Kashish's hand and kneels and ask "will you marry me, aap bohut pretty ho"
Kashish laughs- Rahul tum cute ho but mere papa mere par gusse hojayenge
Rahul- Main usko maronga
Kashish- Toh phir main tumse kabhi nahi shaadi kar sakongi
Rahul- Arre apna time boora hai, main tumhe baat main poochonga
Rahul goes to his friend, Sam- Pata hai mainie Kashish teacher ko propose kiya lekin usne indirectly mujhe na boldiya, main Preity Zinta se poochonga
Sam- Lekin Preity meri hai
Rahul- Haan acha main Priyanka poochonga
Kashish laughs and goes to the principal office
Principal- Kashish tum bohut achi ho, isiliye mera ek school hai Dubai main, jiske teachers ki kami hai, wape tum ek men eke liye jaogi.
Kashish- Ok, main kabhi jaongi
Principal- Tum kal jaa sakti ho
Kashish- Ok
Pooja comes to Kashish's house
Pooja- Hi Kashish
Kashish- Hi Pooja, pata hai, aaj ek bache neh mujhe propose kiya
Pooja- Acha… Tumne kya kaha
Kashish- Mere Papa gusa hoga
Pooja- Bechara, acha Papa mujhe kal Dubai bejh rahe hai ek ladke ko milne ke liye
Kashish- Tum obviously ladke ko milegi nahi.. wait, Dubai main bhi kal Dubai jaa rahi hoon, mujhe wape ek school ko parane hai ek mene ke liye
Pooja- Arre Wah! Upar wala bhi acha hota hai, apne kal airport pe milenge ok.
Kashish- Ok