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😕 Atharah Sardars????? Ab ye koun si count hai 😉

Atarah.... 18.... ?!?!!? Is number me aisa kya khaas hai....? Movie me 18 ka kuch significance? Nahi maloom ho raha Pooja... Bata de naa 😳

Because there was a note :below 18 are not allowed .

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:
Bhai ek Will dena, so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills, but the Bihari insisted and said I want one

Will, so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won't sell it to you, so the Bihari went mad and said

"Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain".

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." 😳
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."😃
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. 😃

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. 😃

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" 😡😕

The engineer said, "Look I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool." 😉

🤣 🤣 damn the smart engineer
that was cool 😆 bechara frog

Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At the ticket counter Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another one. The person at the ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for another ticket. The ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed with Laloo. He says, "Hey! What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your tickets at once?"

Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket, but every time I try to go inside the damn man standing at the door tears apart my ticket!"

Banta was traveling in a bus, suddenly breaks were applied and Banta fell on a beautiful girl.😉

Girl: Badmash, kya kar raha hai? 😡 😡 😡

Banta: Punjab university me BA final! 😳
😆 😆 😆

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

😆 Laloo ki lallo bahut achchi thi 😆

What does it mean when a car crosses your path? 😊