From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 34

Mein queen aur tu sipahi .Aasmaan aur zameen ka fark hain kiddo

Are you a pirated version of software ???
Because your expiry date is near Mr.X .

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

Are you pineapple pizza ? Because instant regret 😫

I'm an apple and you're the pine, hurting me always like a thorn.

Originally posted by: missFiesty_69

I wanted someone who would cheer me up on my low moments — not become a reason for one.

Stooping lower day by day like a Trp of a serial😂.

Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream, and you're a mess dressed like a disappointment

Watch me strike a match on all my wasted time, and pictures of your face

This relationship is like a contract marriage gone wrong. I'm terminating the agreement.

I thought we had a 'Crash Landing on You' kind of love, but we just crashed and burned

Our love story is now 'W: Two Worlds Apart'

You're like a cliffhanger... I'm over it