From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 28

Originally posted by: PunnyPotato

I’m sorry I can’t come over tonight, something has come up.

What is it?

My standards

Good one!

I have more standards than you have brain cells.

Being with you was like ordering something online—it looked great in the pictures, but in reality, it was a total disappointment.

You’re like a power cut in the middle of my favorite show—annoying, untimely, and completely ruining the mood.

Hello – From the other side... of my block list

Rolling in the Deep – But now I’m just rolling my eyes

You’re like the last piece of bread in a packet—technically still there, but no one wants it.

Thinking Out Loud – And realizing I dodged a bullet

Happier – Since you’re gone

Say Something – Oh wait, I don’t care anymore

Mere Sapno Ki Rani – Kisi aur ki reality ban gayi