From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 10

You’re like a sloth on roller skates—slow, awkward, and trying way too hard.

Hoping karma treats you like you treated me …

I should’ve left you on ‘read’ the moment we met.

You’re not even in the friend zone, you’re in the ‘I don’t know why you’re still here’ zone

Dating you was like Jaguar’s decision for a new logo - dumb and uncreative.

I’d rather watch paint dry than listen to you talk again.

You are as annoying as someone rubbing their nails across the black board … 😬 teeth chattering

Are you a plate of over-spiced biryani? Because you're giving me a burning sensation...and not in a good way

If I had a dollar for every red flag behavior of yours, I’d be rich enough to never see you again.

Are you a long line at a government office? Because I'm losing all hope of this going anywhere