From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex this is my final word ! Thread 2 - Page 9

Wow, you think you’re a trendsetter? Well, I guess that’s true… if the trend is ‘basic and forgettable.

Are you a 'rishta' meeting? Because I'm already feeling the pressure to settle down...far away from you

You are like burnt paratha - na sakte hain na phek sakte hain, just waste of resources.

Are you a crowded local train during rush hour? Because I'm feeling claustrophobic and uncomfortable

You’re the human equivalent of a buffering video.

I’m not saying you’re boring, but I’d rather stare at my phone’s screen for five hours than listen to you talk.

You’re like the side dish at a fancy restaurant—no one really cares, but we’re polite enough to acknowledge you

You're about as useful as a broken umbrella in a gale.

You are like a parking ticket in a movie theatre - fizool ka karcha., unnecessary and expensive.

I didn’t realize I was at the comedy show, but here you are, cracking me up with your inability to make sense.