From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 141

We were like intersecting diagonals - crossing once, only to go separate ways forever.

You’re like a dark room experiment - too many reflections, not enough clarity.

You were like Colgate Max Fresh — all cool on the outside, but the heat of your lies still burned.

Originally posted by: heavenlybliss

You are like a 20 minute long commercial break, completely derailing the story

You're like a 2 minutes Maggi noodles ,injurious to health

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

I thought you were my Frog Prince, but turns out you were just a regular old toad. 🐸

I was the princess and loved you with loyalty but you turned out to be an actual frog.

Our relationship like an iPhone battery, it was good when new but now I need a replacement

You are like ChatGPT - always giving me the answers I did not ask for.

Are you a 'Pandya Store' family dispute? Because I'm already feeling the tension

Are you a 'Teri Meri Doriyaann' misunderstanding? because I see the drama from a mile away

Are you a magnifier?

You magnify every lil thing and create an issue 🔍