From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 90

Without you, my Zindagi Gulzar Hai—fresh, peaceful, and drama-free

I thought I couldn’t live Tere Bin, but now I realize… I’m thriving!

This is not a break-up; it's a strategic realignment of my life's priorities, and you're no longer on the list

I'm breaking up with you. I made a PowerPoint presentation outlining my reasons, but I left the projector at home.

Suno Chanda… actually, don’t listen at all, just leave

“You were my Joker, but all I got was chaos without the fun.”

“This relationship was like Thanos—inevitable, destructive, and better off dusted.”

I wasted time listening to your Do Bol, but now I only need two words—Get Lost!

“You’re like Loki—full of tricks, lies, and way too much drama.”

I used to think 'Lag Jaa Gale'… but now it’s strictly 'Chhod Do Aanchal Zamana Kya Kahega'- freedom feels better.