From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 36

I'm breaking up with you because you remind me of my student loans: I think about you all the time and you make me sad.

Let’s make like an atom, and split.

You're like pizza – even when you're bad, you're still pretty good. But I'm on a diet... from you

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.

It's not you, it's me... just kidding, it's definitely you

Are you eraser?

You are erasing my peace

Originally posted by: Neerasi29

you are slow like a tortoise i will run away like a cute bunny rabbit

Oh please..Go far away from me

I don't want to be seen near you

This relationship is like a bad Wi-Fi connection—it just isn’t working

Are you a new year resolution?

You are temporary

Excuse me, but I think our love has expired – like that milk in your fridge