From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 16

You're like my phone's battery — always draining me.

You must be an alarm clock, because you’re really good at ruining my mornings.

“I need a plot twist where I leave you and finally get my happy ending.”

Originally posted by: ssttuuttii

You're perfect in every way, just not for me.

Hey guys.... Anti-valentine thread is here! Ab waqt hai... to bring out all the hidden angst and turmoil in the form of savage break up lines . To shuru ho jao

Yay glad it's finally here

You deserve all the happiness in the world far, far away from me.

"I seem to have lost your phone number.Can you lose mine"?

“I’d call you my Romeo, but honestly, even that guy had more commitment.”

“Like a classic novel, I’ve learned a lot from this… mostly that I never want to read it again.”

You're like pineapple on pizza—some people love you, but I just can't.

You were my cup of tea, but now I drink coffee