From Romance to Roast-Mance - Dear Ex This is my final word ! Nt Pg 5 - Page 10

“I’d wish you the best, but honestly, I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with you anymore.”

“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you—but you’re still a huge inconvenience.”

"You reminds me of the worst decision that I have taken in my whole life"

Originally posted by: Manny_123

Sorry, you are too lame to be my type

Thanks for the tag guys

“This relationship is like ‘Titanic’… a disaster, and I’m definitely jumping off first.”

“You’re like Voldemort—every time I hear your name, it just brings darkness into my life.”

“This love story was more ‘Fast & Furious’ than ‘The Notebook’… too many crashes, and I need a break.”

“You’re like ‘Inception’—I’m just realizing this was all a bad dream.”

“You’re the plot twist I never asked for, and honestly, I want a rewrite.”

Originally posted by: Minionite

This one is golden.

4 words...

Perhaps you red my gestures wrong and now I feel violeted. I'm indigonant!