Bollywood CC # 112 - Page 62

SRK's frnd: Kya bola jaraha hai pyaar nahi hai pyaar nahi..

Srk: Toh hogaya na..usey mujhse aur mujhe khud se..

Frnd: phir?

Srk: phir kya..phur wohi

Frnd: Gaana? Abhi toh huwa ta gaana

Srk: abey na...s*x

Frnd: ASTAGFIRULLAH

Originally posted by: Strangers02

Mujhse bhi dekha nahi gaya ye film...

Bas "mera naam tu" gaana pasand aaya...❣️

Mujhse to suni bhi nahi ja rahi hai

Originally posted by: Socklet

Started watching Zero and they show a monkey in the first scene. I thought YT wale phirse mujhe topi pehnarahe hai by posting some other movie/video in the name of Zero but then in the next scene I see Anushka and suddenly she does this

and then I realized that it is actually the right movie ZERO.

Ahh forum is fun today. First the topics and now your commentary on Zero. I will be here.. keep ‘em coming.

SRK to his hone wale sasurji (Anu's dad): Uncleji toilet kahan hai?

Sasurji: Kahinpe bhi karlo

SRK's dad: hai..hai kahin pe bhi karlo ..todhi todhi karta hai yeh..mein kehta hoon ise lejao aur ghar pe ticket lagwao ise dekne keliye

Oh God!

SRK: Kal babita kumari ne mujhe kiss kardala..

Anushka: *laughs* Apne height dekh bauve..kiss kardala..aisa hai toh Leonardo DiCaprio ka bacha mere petme hai

??

Originally posted by: Socklet

SRK: Kal babita kumari ne mujhe kiss kardala..

Anushka: *laughs* Apne height dekh bauve..kiss kardala..aisa hai toh Leonardo DiCaprio ka bacha mere petme hai

??

Semantic is always missing when we need him the most

This movie would've been more interesting if it was a love story between Bhai and Bauwaa.

Karisma, Sridevi, Alia, Deepu, Rani, Kajol and Juhi gather to see Bauwa making the stars fall..

Bauwa: das..no..aat..saath. ZERO

But the stars doesn't fall and the heroines laugh at him and leaves

Babita to Bauva: tujhe pata hai maine tujhe kyu rakliya?

Bauwa:...

Babita: kyunki mere maa baap bhi bonay(dwarf) they

Omg what's happening

Madhavan bandar se propose karwaraha hai Anushka ko