RARKPK Reviews - with spoilers - Page 13

Originally posted by: Nishita123

^^ Aaja meri gaadi mein Beth ja was hilarious 😆😆

* oops I just realized I am spamming you with this song. Sorry

Enjoy. Now this video is going to get more love. Already half of the comments there ,are from the Rocky- Rani gang. 😆

https://youtu.be/7aF0qsGEi-g

Waiting for the Kudmayi video song to drop. I am sure it will be a big hit as a bride entry song.

Originally posted by: TorinoPasta

Waiting for the Kudmayi video song to drop. I am sure it will be a big hit as a bride entry song.

Such a beautiful song ❤️

What does kudmayi mean? Is like Bidaayi?

Originally posted by: Nishita123

Such a beautiful song ❤️

What does kudmayi mean? Is like Bidaayi?

Not sure. Its a punjabi word and I am not punjabi.

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

I came out of hibernation just to post my review after watching the movie tonight. Ranveer, take a bow, till date only SRK could inspire me to fight a war against the login button after trying to reactive my account for the past seven janams. Jesus, selling my kidney at the black market is easier than getting out of hibernation.

I just wanted to say that I love Ranveer. I’ve loved him in the past, I love him in the present and I’ll love him in the future. He owns this movie. He literally delivered one of the most cutest, loveable and endearing characters of his career. I fell in love with him and his adorable english quicker than Alia’s character did. His portrayal of the character was phenomenal. I keep saying “character” coz for the life of me I don’t remember anyone’s name lmao.

The movie was very entertaining and like I said, Ranveer stole the show for me. The way Ranveer transitions his comedy, anger, and emotional scenes is completely effortless. He’s an all rounder. A beautiful man and a beautiful actor. May I add, he’s probably got the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen. Deepika is so lucky! 😭

I found it completely unrealistic that Alia’s family disapproved of Ranveer and didn’t want to give him a hug. Kindly go fuck yourself with that bullshit. Only a psychopath could be so mean to such a sweet person. My body would rise 6 foot from the grave just to be embraced in those muscular arms.

Lust stories aside, Alia looked very pretty. In fact, I’ve never seen her look so pretty ever. She acted well as per usual but I’ve seen her portray this character 100 billion times. Jaya Bachan was playing the role of herself yet still managed to act less scary/intimidating than her real self.

Dharmendra’s kiss was traumatising. In fact, I miss the person I was before watching his kiss scene. I have no idea what KJO was thinking because who TF has ever requested wanting to see a 99 year old man smooch onscreen. Not fooking me that’s for sure. Here I’ve been mopping and crying wanting to see SRK and Aish be cast in a movie with a happy ending (not as siblings, ghosts, or star-crossed lovers) but no, let’s ignore Fingu’s-last-wish-before-she-died and instead fulfil NOBODY’S wish of seeing a very aged Dharmendra kiss onscreen.

If that wasn’t enough for me to be seconds away from tackling my mum to the ground so she doesn’t see the kiss, I also had to endure Ranveer and Alia eating each others face. I felt like I was reliving the trauma of watching SRK and Katrina kiss again. It just wouldn’t stop. STOP KISSING - I roared internally, sobbing in anguish as my mum tsked tsked in disappointment. No mum, I cried, please don’t hate Ranveer, it’s all KJO’s fault. He’s forcing them to kiss! The same bloody excuses I used to justify SRK kissing Katrina. Bloody. Bollywood movies don’t need these excessive kissing scenes bruh. Go back to sniffing each others neck so I can watch these movies with my mum in peace! PLEZ.

Anyway good movie. Just be prepared to go into an open mouthed coma when the kissing happens. Back to hibernating. Thank you and come again.

I already read this like 10 times and every time I am finding something new to appreciate or have a hearty laugh about. ❤️

You didn’t say anything about their Dola re Dola homage to SLB. Here is a trick question for you. Did Ranveer dance better than Aishwarya? Your 4 options are: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes. ☺️😆

Originally posted by: loginidran

I blame you for putting me on this ride.😆 I went to his Insta after reading your post yesterday and was reduced to a gooey mess reading all that love for him and his personalized replies. I am going to watch the movie tomorrow again. There is no Ranveer movies in the pipeline man, I better be making the most of this.🥹

Ranveer and Tota for the win. ❤️ Just to watch that scene, it’s worth another visit to the cinema halls. This time I will try to properly capture Ranveer’s entry in that song, because the first time he took me by surprise with that sudden entry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oEIQKV5akQ

This song has all 3 ❤️

Originally posted by: Maharani69

Where my rocky randhawa at
I means to says
I want to lick his abs
TMI
no regrets
4/5 highly recommend escapism
avoid the barbenheimer dud

Originally posted by: MaxMayfield

ek aur aaya hai aaj 😎 Ranveer vibing with his Nanajee ❤️😆 so sweet!! ❤️

it’s not there anymore. 🥹

though I caught a bunch of other congratulatory messages. How does he do it yaar, personalized replies. I would never be able to do it. 🙌

Originally posted by: TorinoPasta

Waiting for the Kudmayi video song to drop. I am sure it will be a big hit as a bride entry song.

How do I not remember what song you're talking about 😭😭😭