"I'm sorry Apurva " Part - 2
Dr. K and Kanetkar family DK ko heart attack aaya hai, aisa jhuth bolte hai. Taki Appu Ghar wapas aa jaye, aur shashank ko ek chance mile apni galti sudharne ka.
A : Baba, Dada kaka ab kaise hai?
Dr. K : mai abhi unhe dekhkar hi aa raha hu. Bar bar bas tumhara hi nam liye ja rahe the 😢
A : Kya? 😭 fir to muze unse milne Jana hi padega abhi ke abhi
Dr. K : wahi to mai kab se bol raha hu, jao jaldi jao apne sasural. Is vakt tumhari jarurat waha par jyada hai.
A : right, mai jati hu Dada kaka ke pas! ( Appu car se ja rahi hoti hai but Sarika ke plan ke according driver car kharab ho gayi hai. Aap bas se chali jaiye bolkar Appu ko bus stop par chhod deta hai. Suddenly S aata hai waha par)
S : Hii Apurva 🤗tumhe yaha dekhkar muze bahut achha laga
A : Aur muze bahut bura 😡
S : but princess Apurva bus stop par kya kar rahi hai?
A : tumse matlab?
S : matlab hai. Dekho mai bhi bus se hi jane wala hu. To hum dono ek sath chalte hai.. Ek se bhale do 😆
A : you know what pehle muze lagta tha ki tum sirf mere case me hi heartless ho jate ho. But aaj pata chala ki tum insan hi heartless ho! DK ko heart attack aaya hai , aur tum yaha timepass kar rahe ho disgusting 😡
S : ha kyunki I know very well! Hamare DK bahut strong hai. Ittu sa heart attack, DK ka kuch bhi nahi bigad sakta, never! Wait iska matlab tum Kanetkar house ja rahi ho right?
A : DK se milne Kanetkar house hi jaungi na mai!! Kisi temple me thode hi jaungi 😡
S : nice joke 🤣
A : shut up 😡
S :😔 ...achha tumhe bus me travel karte time books read karna, ya fir biscuits ..chips khana pasand hai? Mai kharid lu tumhare liye?
A : no response
S : water bottle! Woh to chahiye hi hogi tumhe hai na? 😊
A : Are you mad? Jab mai tumse bat nahi kar rahi hu. To kyu mera sar kha rahe ho 😡
Bus aa jati hai suddenly, dono bus me chadh jate hai. Appu ek seat par baith jati hai, S uski pas wali seat par baithne lagta hai...
A : sochna bhi mat!
S : correct, directly baith hi jata hu. Sochne ki kya jarurat hai 😆
A : fine 😡( pichhe wali seat par ek auntie ke pas jakar baith jati hai)
Shashank bhi immediately waha par jakar baith jata hai. Shappu ke beech me auntie baithi hai.
Auntie : kyu beta, waha par khali seat chhodkar yaha kyu aa gaye ?
S : connection auntie connection, heart to heart connection!!
Auntie : kyu beti ye tumhare pichhe aaya hai na? Kon hai ye tumhara?
S : bataiye na Apurva ji! Hum aapke hai Koun? 🤪
A : koi nahi 😡 dekhiye auntie ji ye mera koi nahi hai samjhi aap!!
Auntie : thik hai! Ye ladki to badi gusse wali hai ekdam lawangi Mirchi!! Waise beta tum batao, kya karte ho tum?
A : judge karte hai dusro ko. Inka apna ek court hai, jaha par ye innocent logo ko without any reason blame karte hai. Fir saja bhi sunate hai bina ye soche ki woh insan begunah bhi ho sakta hai 😡
Auntie : matlab tum lawyer ho right!
S : nahi auntie. Aapke pas jo lawangi Mirchi porgi baithi hai mai uska Navra hu!!
A : 😡
S : Aur iske awala mai ek scientist bhi hu..
A : jiske pas right -wrong kya hai ye janne jitna bhi brain nahi hai!! Brainless scientist 😪(slow voice me)
S : actually mai ek singer bhi hu! Aapke pas jo ye meri pyaari si bayko baithi hai woh to shadi ke pehle se hi meri singing ke pichhe pagal hai puri
A : aur tum apni so called assistant ke pichhe pagal ho 🤢 itne pagal ho ki dusro ka dard, aansu bhi nahi dikhte tumhe 😡(slowly)
Auntie : Are wah!! Kitna achha Navra mila hai tumhe beti
A : ha ha!! Pata nahi woh konsi manhus ghadi thi, jab mere Baba ko ye mila.. Meri to life hi kharab ho gayi is panoti ke aane se 😡
S : Auntie, inka to pata nahi. But meri life swarg se bhi sundar ban gayi hai shadi ke bad ☺️
Auntie : beti tum kyu Angara ban rahi ho, jab ki tumhara pati to fual( flower) jaisa hai, kitni pyaari pyaari bate karta hai
A : aapko kya pata, aapke is fool ne muzpar kitne sare Shehed ke ban(harsh words) barsaye hai 😡
S : is liye to maine decide kiya hai ki mai poet banunga, apni wife ke liye poem likhunga!
A : abhi logo ke itne bure din bhi nahi aaye hai ki woh tum jaise boaring scientist ki poems read kare!!
S : Mai bahut achhi poems likh sakta hu. Ruko mai abhi.. Yahi ke yahi ..tumhare liye ek poem banata hu... 🤔
" Sishi bhari Gulab ki, pathhar se tod du
Teri najuk najuk kalaiya marod du
Tum ladki fual jaisi.. Tumhe gamle se jod du
Aur agar fir bhi tum na mano.. To usi gamle se tumhare Bf ka sar fod fu "
Oh God, ye excited hokar mai kya bol raha hu
A : kya bola tumne, tum mera sar fodoge! How dare you 😡
S : sorry.. sorry poet banna cancel. Ye muzse na ho payega.. Kuch bhi bole ja raha hu sorry 😭
Writer! Mai writer ban jata hu. Aisi book likhunga... Ki log bhagte hue aayenge meri book kharidne 😎
Auntie : par tum to scientist ho.. Tumhari science par likhi hui book ko log dekhenge tak nahi 👎🏼
A : correct hai 👍🏼
S : Are Auntie ! Interesting subjects khatam ho gaye hai kya duniya se? Mai horse riding par book likhunga! Uska intense title hoga " Ghoda kaise bhagta hai! " 60 pages already complete 😆
A : achha! Aur in 60 pages me aapne kya likha?
S : (Appu ke pas aakar) suno "Ghoda kaise bhagta hai " first page - tabdak.. tabdak... tabdak!
Second page - tabdak.. tabdak.. tabdak!!
Aur 60th page bhi - tabdak.. tabdak.. tabdak!!! very very interesting book written by Dr. Shashank Kanetkar 😎is book ke liye muze 2-4 awards to easily mil hi jayenge!!
A : jor jor se hasne lagti hai 🤣
S : trust me Apurva Ghoda aise hi bhagta hai! ( Mr. Shashank Kanetkar first step complete! Tumne Mrs. Kanetkar ke face par smile layi hai kitne dino ke bad )
2 minute ke bad Appu firse upset hokar, dusri seat par jakar baith jati hai.
Auntie : tumhari bayko to aag babula hai
S : nahi Auntie, woh bahut achhi hai.. is duniya ki sabse pyaari ladki ☺️
Par meri galti itni badi hai ki ek din me mafi nahi milegi 😭par ek din mafi pakar rahunga mai 🤗
Auntie : All the best beta! Jao apni bayko ke pas jakar baith jao. Kyunki jaha bayko.. Waha Navra samjhe 😆
S : 😳
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