If you could have dinner with just ONE bollywood celeb - Page 14

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

Milord, I’d like to give a more accurate summary on Heisenberg’s fan-fiction.

The truth of the matter is

LMAO! Milord, before we adjourn for the day, I would like to present exhibit A, 3 stills from the previous 3 days, as you can see, FF has no problems with the errr.. duration. 😆 Now, off to bed. 😆

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

LMAO! Milord, before we adjourn for the day, I would like to present exhibit A, 3 stills from the previous 3 days, as you can see, FF has no problems with the errr.. duration. 😆 Now, off to bed. 😆

Milord, my final argument before the court is adjourned. Heisenberg is attempting to frame me by posting our old photos. I would like to submit video footage of his inadequacy, which led me into the arms of a man 10 years my junior. As you can see, he’s still ….. a bit offended.

Goodnight, I won this round. 🤝😆

https://youtu.be/ixcNKeszA9g

Originally posted by: Heisenberg17_

Jai Ho! indeed. 😆

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/bollywood/3760265/best-bollywood-songs-to-play-during-sex

Seriously?!!

🤣🤣🤣

Edit to add: I can't help but notice that you were only Heisenberg period back then. Have you been banned sixteen times from then to now?

Another random thing that made me chuckle -- Arsalan showing up in your thread to share his song. 🤣

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

That gif is nothing Smitten, the actual video had me traumatised. I’ve never laughed/been so horrified in my life. I’ll send my edit to you via chat. I’ll give you the context behind the song too. 😆

Trust me, it has me traumatized too. The way they overcompensated for it all with their expressions, I'm scandalized to the maxxx. 😳

Bollyqueen, when you take a peek to see what all the noise (notifications) is about, just know that our intentions were strictly honorable. More honorable than James Bond in Dr. No. 🙃

Originally posted by: FingerFetish

That’s my victory song, especially when I win an online argument. 😆 I play this for myself too.

https://youtu.be/QC-J8rSDtWU

SRK looks so good here. God bless him ❤️

Originally posted by: Sorein

Most celebrities are boring and the men I like are married so Karan Johar. Not interested in intellectual conversations, I want to gossip all night and have a good laugh.

Wait, didn't you say you look like KJo? The paps will be all over you guys 😆

~KJo Shocks India by Revealing Twin at Dinner~

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

Bollyqueen, when you take a peek to see what all the noise (notifications) is about, just know that our intentions were strictly honorable. More honorable than James Bond in Dr. No. 🙃

These last few pages

Originally posted by: SmittenKitten

yeah chalega tumhare liye? He doesn't talk much... or at all but he will keep you entertained!

Originally posted by: bollyqueen0

These last few pages

I had the feeling ... there there. 🤗

while it was never our intention to rock you to your core like this, believe me when I say that I'm equally shook.

I can offer something to calm your nerves. This is how I imagine our dine out with SRK would look like ... with him totally knocking our socks off while Heisenberg tags along for the ride.

Enjoy the clip! 🥳

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex403ii_Bhs