Yeh to bahut hi na insafi hai Manish aka bare papa - Page 2

Seriously you are so good at comedy scripts.....😂😂😂..very good❤️❤️

Originally posted by: serenepeace46

Sera hoyeche 😂😂😂😂

I always waiting for your feedback 🙏🤗 and reactions

Dhonnobad in Bengali style😉

Originally posted by: Salutethearmy

Manish aur Yamraj ka guftugu ACHCHA hai. Toda comedy BHI hona chahiye

Yamraj rocked....

Manish shocked....

I really want Yamraj sanch mein ake Manish ko faisla thoppna kaisa lagta hai mehsoos karake jaye....

Please.....

Yamraj ki jagha Kaira ki atma bhi chalegi humko toh show mein....

Par is Manish ko mehsoos karo....

I hope iski circus mandali pariwar thoda aur waqt laga de case wapis lene mein.....

Aise joh darr humare Abhira ne jiya haj in 4 months mein ek dusre ko khoneka....

Woh mehsoos ho ki jab tumse tumhari jaan zindagi chine ki koshish karte hai toh kesa lagta hai....

I want Manish dard se tadpe jaise hum tadpe hai....🤗🤗🤗

Phir Dr Abhimanyu Birla apni entry kare aur bole.... Badepapa mein agya hoon ab aap chinta mat karye mein aap ko wapis thik kardunga aur aap phir se mein pe aur Akshu pe gussa karsakenge....

Meanwhile in Parlok......

Yamraj Apne rumale se asu pooch te ve 🤧:- Dekho Dekho hum sabke Abhi ko abhi sirf tumhari chinta karha hai.... dekho tumhe thik karna chatha hai..... Dekho hum sabke Abhi ko woh tumhe waois pehle jaise dekhna chatha hai ki tum ese is halat mein nahi gussa karte ve accha lagta hai....

Kartik:- Papa yeh apne bilkul accha nahi kiya (while crying) Meri princess ne kitna accha jamai dunda hai....Mera pyaar jamai Abhi.... (and starts crying louder)😭

Manish:- Beta ese mat karo mujhse galti hogai...

Yamraj gusse se khade hogye:- Galti ..... Galti ..... tum ise galti kehto ho.... Paap Paap kiya hai Paap.... ( yamraj for the first time start crying)

Kartik:- Papa mein ne aaj tak Yamraj ko rohte nahi dekha hai.... 😯.... apne bohot badi Gal... nahi nahi Ghaur Paap kiya hai....

Manish:- Ab mein kya karu kese apna Paap sudharu...

Yamraj:- Inki niche jatehi shaadi karwaega... sahi hone tak ka wait kiya toh wapis parlok liyaunga bina return ticket ke....

Manish:- Ji ji ji jaise hi yeh Birla ka kaput mujhe sahi karke.... hosh dilayega mein..... jaldi se shaadi karadunga....

Yamraj bohot krodit hogye.... bijliya kardak ne lagi pure parlok mein..... Bhagwan dar gaye Yamraj ja yeh roop dekhe..... sab devi devta prakat hogye.....⚡️⚡️⚡️

Yamraj:- Kya bola kya bola..... wapis bol..... Birla ka kya.... Hmmmm wapis bol.... Birla ka kaput.... tujhe abhi bhi hum sabke Abhi mein kamiya dikhri hai.... heera hai woh.... aab toh tu prtivi pe bilkul nahi jayega.....

Manish gets shocked and thinks why the hell i used Kaput word.... Now i m died....

Naira came running :- kya hua Yamraji kya hua..... (Manish ko dekh ahock hojati hai)...... aap yaha.... aap prtivi kyu meri Akshu ko rulare hai.... mera pyaar bhi accept nahi karpare the ..... ab meri beti ka bhi nahi kare hai.... chathe kya aap..... kyu baar baar mujhe majbur kardethe hai.... chilane par kyu.... kyu.... merko kabhi kabhi lagta hai mein ne galti kardi Kartik se shaadi karke..... aaj mere bacchi meri galti ki sahaja bhukatri hai...... 😭😭😭

Yamraj:- chup hoja beti mein hoon ab bas apni Akshu nahi rohegi..... na yeh niche jayega.... na problems create karega.... bus chup hoja Naira....

Manish:- mujhe maaf kardo.... please jaane do pritvi pe.... please....

Yamraj adamantly said no.....⚡️

Then suddenly in whole parlok Abhira voice took over....

Abhi:- Please badepapa wapis aajo ...... hum apke bina nahi reh sakte please ..... Akshu ke liye... ab chate ho hum shaadi nahi kare hum nahi karnege par aap wapis ajao....😢

Akshu:- Ha badepapa mein ne mumma papa ko koydiya hai ..... ab aap ko nahi kona chathi.... please..... mein wada karti hoon mein Abhi se shaadi nahi karungi aap nahi chathe nahi karungi.....😢

Yamraj Naira starts crying Kartik got emotional but started getting scared that before Naira used to run and beat me but now both of them will run and beat me.... 😭😭

All devi devta got scared thinking ki ab yamraj puri duniya ko katam kardenge tes nes machadenge.... Abhira ne kesa wada kardiya.... Manish ne pure parlok pe katre ke badal chava diye....⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Yamraj:- Dekha mere Abhira ko..... Manish mere Abhira ne kaha isliye tujhe prtivi pe bhej ra hoon..... lekin ek min bhi late hui na inki shaadi karane mein..... usi pal tujhe uthake leyauga.... ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Pritvi pe

Manish started slowly opening his eyes.... and suddenly saw Abhira with whole circus mandali pariwar.... he got emotional ki finally he is now alive... and remembered Yamraj words....😌

Suddenly he jumped out of bed..... everyone where shocked.... he took off all the machines iv drip..... Harsh got scared thinking he got mad....😯

Harsh:- Manishji kya pagal vagal hogye kya.... heart attack se pagal hojathe hai aaj pehli baar dekhara hoon.... kai kisiko pata chalgya toh PR ke liye bohot bura hoga.... kuch karna padega.... 🏃‍♂️

He runs behind Manish and everyone with Abhira start running behind him.... 🏃‍♂️ 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Manish took auto and stopped near at temple.....

( same confession wala temple hai) 🚖

Manish reach before everyone and explains panditji to make all the preparations for shaadi....

Meanwhile everyone reach there and gets shocked seeing Manish seated near the fire kund with other side pandiji saying Mantras....

Gorillas and Abhira go quietly behind Manish and starts to understand what’s happening ..... suddenly he signal Abhira to seat.... they obediently sits without asking why.... because they are still confused.... 🙏🏻

Suddenly.....

MiMi:- Manish bachpan se hi pooja path mein vishwas rakta hai..... shayad bhawgawan ka shukriya karne ke liye pooja rakvayi lagti hai...... aur Abhira ko isliye pooja mein bethaya hai kyuki Abhi ne use zindagi di hai aur Akshu ko isliye kyuki usne vada kiya woh manish ke khilaf kabhi nahi jayegi....

Thu thu thu mere parivar ko kisi naazar na lage....

Ab sab sahi hora hai....

Everyone are still trying to digest whats happening....

Suddenly a pagal 2 behes on which one kaira were sitted and the other yamraj was sitted comes running towards gorillas everyone starts shouting.... but the 2 behes comes and sits besides a few step back were Abhira we sitted.... 🐃

MiMi:- Dekha mein ne kaha tha na mere manish kitna accha hai behes bagke ayi hai pooja mein shamil hone... thu thu thu.....

Yamraj:- Naira tumne ese pagalo ko kaise jhela beta....

Naira:- Ab kya karu jhelna pada ab mere bacche jhelrahe hai....

Kartik with gusse bhari aankhose Naira ko dekh raha hota hai jabi Yamraj

Yamraj:- Kittu beta meri gotiya ghum gayi hai.... mujhe nayi gotiyo ki jarvat hai.... agar tum samjdhar ho to samjh gye honge.... 👀

Kartik covered his eyes with his hands and said:- ji ji Yamnraji ab nahi dekhunga ese Naira ko....

Yamraj:- Good Boy...

Naira laughing hiding it with her hand and Kartik fake smiling her.....🤣🤣🤣

Suddenly paditji announces:- yeh shaadi samparn hui...

Ab vaar vadu ko mangalsutra pehnaye.... aur vadu ki maang bhariye....

Manish handsover the mangalsutra Naira gave in parlok.... and also sindoor

Abhira in shocked....

Abhi:- Nahi nahi badepapa hum aapke kilaf jake shaadi nahi karna chathe...... mein nahi pehanuga nahi sindoor lagaunga....😯

Akshu:- ha badepapa....😯

Manish:-(in mind)they really want me died pehle mein nahi karvana chatha jab inko karni thi ab karvana chatha hu toh nahi karni.... yeh log mujhse badla lere hai... ek dusre ko varmala nahi pehna chathe meri photo ko mala pehnake chodege.... 😢

Yamraj:- Manish Chale....

Manish:- Nahi nahi .... tum dono shaadi kare ho ya mein apni jaan in havan kund mein khud ke dedu....

Everyone shocked.... Abhira in soft voice to each other....

Akshu:- Abhi kai tumne galat operation toh nahi kardiya....

Abhi:- Nahi operation toh mene sahi kiya hai.... shayad mere haath mein jadu hai..... jiska mein operation karta hoon woh mere gun gane lagta hai.....

Akshu looked him angrily..... Abhi holded his ears and signaled her sorry.....

Manish adamently sitted to make them marry....Mimi and other Gorillas tried to make him understand..... but then After Manish persistent request Abhira agreed and.....

GOT MARRIED ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Then smiled to Yamraj and waved with hand bye bye..👋🏻

But suddenly Harsh said:- Mein yeh shaadi nahi manta.... ese kese shaadi hogayi..... Birla khandan ka beta.... top surgeon.... best cardiologist..... Birla hospital ki shan ki shaadi ese nahi ho sakti....😏

Then Yamraj started laughing to Manish and manish started getting worried....😰

Manish to Harsh:- Ab kya problem hai pehle aap ke kaput ko shaadi karnithi meri beti se ab aap ko problem hai....🧐

without realising Manish once again used word Kaput for Abhi... Yamraj got angry very very angry and suddenly in sunny day started raining heavily raining 🌧

Manish realised and asked Harsh sorry for using bad word for Abhi and then at the same time rain even stopped.....

Everyone were shocked.....

Manish( in mind):- Aaj yeh sab meri arthi jala ke hi manenge kabhi kisko kabhi kisi aur ko problem hue jari hai.... mein esa kya karu Bhagwan ab aap hi meri madad karo.... 😰

Harsh:- mujhe Grand wedding chahiye mere PR ke liye accha hoga..... then he saw Abhi looking him with angry eyes...... then he continued....... ha thik hai yeh manlete hai shaadi hogai..... lekin puri riti riwaz ke saath hum Akshu ko lejahana chathe hai.....🥳

Manjari:- Aap sahi kehre..... wese.....

Abhi:- Ma aap bhi....

Then Yamraj told Manish that its okay for now he is leaving him on prtivi if some problems arise i will be back again and take you parlok on the behes....🐃

Manish signed in releif..... but then Gorillas war started....

Everyone started blaming insulting.... Manish for the first time tried to calm the situation..... but no one was ready.... Manish thought abhi to yamraj gaye hai.... kai wapis nahi ajaye.... He started literally crying.... making everyone shocked again....😬

Then Abhi to Akshu:- Mujhe lagta hai yeh sab pagal hogye hai.... lekin mujhko kya abse tum MRS Abhimanyu Birla ho.... meri biwi.....meri jaan😍

Akshu:- pagal mujhe tum lagre ho ya Gorillas war chalari hai..... aur tumhe romance sujraha hai....🤨

Abhi:- Akshu dekho merko kuch nahi jana.... mujhe sirf tumse matlab hai.... Ab mujhe koi nahi rok sakta....😍

Akshu:- Pagal ho kya pehle is sabko shant to karnedo....🤨

Abhi:- tum bas yeh hi chathi ho na....😤

Akshu nodded in yes.... Abhi shouted to shut.... everyone became quiet.... no one utter a word.... all were looking Abhira....

Abhi:- Ab bus Akshu hogye sab shant.... thik hai.... ab mujhe pe thoda dyan de lo.....apne pati pe....😍

Akshu:- Thik hai.... Lekin Papa ne kaha na yeh shaadi mante hai lekin sab riti riwaz ke saath hi accept karnege toh Abhi please....🧐

Harsh at that moment felt proud on Akshu.... and he got emotional because she called him Papa....😇

Everyone again started shouting blaming insulting....But Abhi got really furious.... He shouted again.... and even Yamraj got scared he signaled Kaira to convice Akshara....🤩

Kaira atma Mimi aur Badimami mein gus ke samajne ki koshish karte but Akshu was adamant..... every Goenka tried after watching Mimi and Swarna to convince Akshara....😔

Then Abhi asked her to answer last time what she wants.... but she refused to speak.... crossing her arms looking at opposite direction....😉

Abhi:- Mrs Abhimanyu Birla itne asani kese manegi Mimi badimummi ab toh woh meri biwi bangyi hai..... toh todhi ziddi hona toh banta hai.... Akshu tum bhul gayi mein Abhimanyu Birla hu....🙈🙈🙈

Akshu looked him suprised what he meant....🤔

Abhi folded both his hands and asked them for their blessings for starting their new journey..... Everyone were shocked and were trying to decode him....🙏🏻

Then he moved closer to Akshu..... making Akshu nervous and embarrassed.... and was trying to understand why Abhi is behaving like this in front of both the family....😉

Abhi took her in his arms in a bridal syle.... Akshu was shocked was trying to come down.... All the family members now understood What Abhi meant before with the blessing thing.... and every started looking them in a lovely way and smiling shyly.....🙈🙈🙈😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️

Abhi:- Mrs. Birla ab koi faida nahi hai..... kyuki ab mein nahi rukunga....meri biwi ho..... mera pura haq hai tum pe..... 🙈🙈🙈

Akshu:- Abhi..... and started blushing and hugged back Abhi getting embarrassed.... 🙈🙈🙈🙈

Manish(in mind):- Yeh hui na mere jawai wali baat... very good keep it up.... ab yamraj ji mujhe kabhi lene nahi aye ge wapis..... go go khush raho abad raho....

Manish started jumping dancing screaming from Happiness.... ab Dr.Abhimanyu Birla mera meraaa meraaaa jawai hai.... 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

Harsh to everyone:- Ab samaj aya Manishji pehle shaadi ke liye kuch nahi manre the.... unko simple shaadi nahi.... Drama wali shaadi chahiye thi....

Yamraj rocked.....

Gorillas shocked.....

Manish chenki saas le raha hai.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Mujhe nahi pata mein ne kya likha hai comedy se emotional story kese bangyi pata nahi.... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Madhumita mujhe maaf karna.... lekin jo dimag mein aya woh sab likhdiya.... bhola balak samaj ke maaf kardena..... 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Tum samaj lo kya hai yeh..... 🤔

Mujhe bhi nahi pata kya hai yeh.....

Title of the Story:- Yeh story kya kehlati hai.....

🤣

Originally posted by: Bhavisweet03

Wahh what a scene 🤣

Yamraj ji also on our side😆 Ab to manish ko man na hi pdega 😆

Ps.Aaj kal tum Khushi Kumari gupta aur Arnab Singh raizada ki pankha ban gai ho 😱

Baba re Aaj free thi toh Ish topic pe thesis lik diya 😱😱😱😱

Ps. I need time to read my dear.

And thanks for your time.

🤗🤗😉😉

🤣🤣

this is so funny, ek scene kara do yaar jaldi se🤣 aisa

Originally posted by: beanstalk04

Baba re Aaj free thi toh Ish topic pe thesis lik diya 😱😱😱😱

Ps. I need time to read my dear.

And thanks for your time.

🤗🤗😉😉

15 min mein pura kardiya..... 🤔🤔

samaj nahi aya.... 😌

joh bhi hai accept karlena dil se likha hai......

🙈❤️😍🙏🏻🤗

Originally posted by: beanstalk04

Place

Swarg lok💐🌹🌷🌺🌸🏵️🌻🌼💮🏞️

Manisha zameen pe para hota hai aur bhains🐃 Apne Jeep se uske chehre ko chat Rahi hoti hai. 🥱🥱🥱

Ki Achanak ✨⚡🌟💫

uski nind khul jaati Hai.!!!!🙄

Bhains 🐃Ko dekhkar woh daar jata hai😧😧😧

Aur zor se chilata hai

Baccha ooooooooooo ⚡⚡✨🌟💫

Manish:- Aree yeh kis astable mai,

ah Gaya Hun mai ?

(Tabhi Manish ki najaar Kartik per prati hai🥺)

Kartik ke sar mai bandage 🩹🤕 hota hai .

Me in my mind:- 🤔 (naira se kal pita tha!

usi ka tag hoga🩹)

Manish :- Karthik!

Mere bete tum yaha 🥺🥺🥺

(emotion music in the background)

Tum yaha mujhe Milne niche ah gaye mere beta 😭😭😭😭

Mujhe yakin nahi ho raha 😱😱😱

Karthik:- papa!🥺🥺🥺

Manish :- papa !papa!

kya kar raha hai !

aja mere gale lag ja mere bete 🫂

Tabhi Achanak Yamraj Ji bolate Hai🥱🥱🥱

Note:- please read yamaaj's ji dialogues in Gabbar style)

Yumraaj:- R o Karthik Papa Ki kitni saddiya thi?🤔

Kartik:- Ji doh Prabhu🙏🙄😔

Yamraj :- Aur tumhari ?🤔

Kartik :- Ji teen !😔😔😔

Yumraj :- Papa Ki doh 🤔🤔

tumhari teen 🤔🤔🤔

Yah to badi na insafi hai!!🧐🧐

Tum sasura manish Khud doh shaadi karke baithe ho!🥱🥱🥱

Aur

Kartik ki teen karva ke plane se fek diye ho!

Aur

Abhimanyu Ki yaha ek nahi hone de rahe ho?

Aisa kyu?🙆🙆🙆🤷🤷🤷

Manish:- Karthik !🥸🥸🥸

yeh nautanki wala kaun hai ?🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Kartik:- Papa !

yah nautanki wala nahi

Balki

sakshat khud Yamraj Ji Hain!😒

Joh aapse baat kar rahe hain!

Manish:- Yamraj!!😱🤯😲😯

Kartik :- ji ha .

mai niche nahi !

Balki aap upar ah gaye hai! 😩🥴🥴🥴

Manish in shocking State :-

To kya mai mar Gaya Hun?🙄😒😔😔😔

Yumraj :- Nahin hum tumhe Lori Suna ne

yaha lekar aaye Hai 🤣🤣🤣

kyunki Tum so nahin rahe the!!!🤷🤷🤷🙆🙆🙆

Abey pagla gaye ho !

Kabhi school mai pustak (books) nahi pari thi kya?

Hamara yani Yamraj ka kya kaam hota hai ?😡😡😡😡

Manish:- mai maar gaya !!!🙄🥴😭😭

Yamraj:- Abey chilkoot! 🤦

Prithvi lok per tumhara bin matlab bhashan📢🔈🔊🎤🗣️

dekar tumhen yahan apaharan karke laya gaya hai 😡😡😡😡😒😒😒

Manish:- matlab ?

Yamraj :- matlab agar tum Abhimanyu Aksara Ke rishte ke liye Mane to theek 😁🤗

Nahi toh wapus jane ka reservation cancel 😡😒

phir yahi bhains 🐃ki Pooch ke sath bandh ke pure perlok ka Brahman Karwaye ge aur kya 🙆🙆🙆

Manish :- Aisa thodi hota hai Prabhu!

yeh to jabardasti ho gai !🙏🙏🙏😩😩🥴🥴

Yamraj:- toh sasura tum itne din se kya kar rahe the Prithvi lok pe?

Ab chhako apni dava ka swad.🤣🤣🤣🤣

Kaise lagta hai jab koi jabardasti faisla thoptta Hai🤷🤷🤷🤷

Manish :- Mujhe maaf kare Prabhu🙏🙏🙏😭😭😭😭

Mujhe Akal ah gai hai 😩😩😩

mujhe wapas jaane De🙏🙏🙏

Yamraj :- beta abhi toh aaye Ho 😁

Thodi yahan tumhari khatir dari karte hain fir aaram se chale jana🙆🙆🙆🙆💫

Manish:- matlab?

Yumraaj:- pehle abhimanyu wapas ah kar tumara ilaj toh kare .🤷🤷🤷

Aur agar tumare circus mandali Parivar ne uski jamanat Nahin karvai toh Bhai

Tumara ho jaye ga tata bye bye 🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Manish shocked !😲😲😲

Yamraj rocks !🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Ps. Aaj abhi ka sorry bolne ka style mast tha

Kya attitude tha .

Ish se toh yamraaj bhi impressed hai 😁🥰😍🤩🥳🥰🤗

Bechara Manish🤣

wise mujhe taras bhi aa raha tha par nai khana jaane do isko🤣

Now I feel you have superhuman speed ki typing

Aur kya likha hain, waah 👏 You know what are my emotions for Manish n Aaru but phir bhi voh side main rakhake, uncle ne shaadi toh karwa di na.

Family chodo even Yamraj ji is big shipper of Abhira 🤣

Agar nahi maane toh yamraj ji ko hi aana chahiye yeh parcel uthake le jayiye pls 😆