FIRST OF ALL AKSHU FORCED JIJA TO PRETEND A PAPER CUP WAS A PHONE

THEN SHE GOT ANGRY AT JIJA WHEN HE SAID VALENTINES DAY IS A WASTE OF MONEY

AKSHU WAS SUPER JEALOUS OF THE POOR BALLOON WALA BACHA SHE SAW AT THE PARK

SO SHE HAD A WEIRD DREAM WHERE JIJA HAD TO STEAL ALL THE HEART WALA BALLOONS FOR HER

AND WEAR AKSHARA WALA SUNGLASSES AND AN I LOVE AKSHARA SHIRT

BUT WHEN AKSHU REALIZED THAT WAS ONLY A SAPNA SHE STARTED HOWLING

NOT ONLY DID JIJA HAVE TO SPLURGE ON CONFETTI FOR KANOODLES WHICH IS NOW LYING DEAD ON THE FLOOR

JIJA ACTUALLY HAD TO GO AND FIND THE LAST CUPID BHAIYA AVAILABLE IN TOWN

AND WASTE WHATEVER WAS LEFT OF HIS SALARY ON HIDEOUS PINK OBJECTS

SO THAT AKSHU WOULD FINALLY STOP CRYING IN THIS LIFETIME MAYBE

BUT OF COURSE AKSHU WAS STILL NOT SATISFIED SHE NOW WANTS JIJA TO TRANSFORM INTO KEN BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE IS SOME BARBIE ITEM QUEEN

SO JIJA MERA BHAI JALDI BHAGO BHAGO BHAGO BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

PLEASE SAVE YOUR EARS AND YOUR WALLET FROM AKSHU AND THE AWAZ AKA SHRIEK-SHU

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