Abhiya AT #281 ~ Rabb Se Main Maangu Tujhe Har Ek Dafa - Page 22

Interviewer: whats your skill?

Me: machine learning

I: what 9+ 10

Me: 10

I: no its 19

Me: its 16

I: wrong its 19

Me: 18

I: no its 19

Me: its 19

I: u r hired!

Debugging: is like being the detective in a movie where you are also the murderer

!false

Its funny because its true

The bartender replies: sorry we dont serve particles faster than light

A neutrino walks in the bar

Average people: stupid nerds dont even realise that ounch line should be at bottom

Nerd: stupid average people dont even realise that the punch line is at the bottom

A question for the audience: if u are driving a tesla and it gets stolen would you call it edison?

This is my fav 🤣

I know i know they are all merdy geeky jokes! But what can i do i am nerdy geeky engineer and i own it 💪

Aristotle said a bunch of stuff wrong. Galileo and newton fixed things up. Then Einstein and came and broke everything again. Now we have all got it sorted out except for small stuff, big stuff, hot stuff, cold stuff, fast stuff, heavy stuff, dark stuff, turbulence and of course the concept of time

I am out of memes now

Originally posted by: Abhaythevampire

Meghs help 😭

Ooh remembered one more, now thats an f1 joke:

How many f1 drivers does it take to change the light bulb?

1.

But needs a team of 40 engineers telling him how to do it