Exam warriors: Strictly for students

Just for fun...😆

So, many here in this forum might be students - either doing UG/PG course or preparing for any competitive exams.

I thought I will give you some advice on how to ace your exams based on the general knowledge I acquired by watching Ghum.

• Are you a medical student? The shortest and easiest way to get a gold medal is to live in Chavan Niwas. You don't need to study at all - just living there for a year will fetch you 87%. It's a lucky charm. 😊 If one year can do such wonders, imagine living there for a decade - Nobel prize is definitely guaranteed. 👍🏼.
• If you're a student doing your UG, it's best to not even be aware of what subjects you're having in a semester. For example, you might think you have a paper on physiotherapy in your medical 1st year course even though physiotherapy is not taught to medical students. The more clueless you're about what subjects you are studying, the better your chances are of scoring 87% in your exams.
• If you are aspiring to give UPSC exams....look no further. I know of an IPS officer who topped his UPSC exams. He will make sure you clear your exams - since he relishes any zimmedari he can get his hands on.😎The best part is he rarely goes to police station - most of the time he is at home ....so you can clear your doubts whenever you want.
• Even if by some misfortune you fail to clear the UPSC exam - you can fudge the results or forge your certificates. (Psst, you're not to reveal this but the department people are very suspicious how Virat Chavan is the youngest AND the oldest IPS officer to have cleared the UPSC exam) 😆
• Everyone must aspire to be an IPS officer. You get plenty of holidays - for all festivals big or small. In addition, you can take leave as and when you wish. In case you take an undeclared leave, the DIG will himself pay you a visit to summon you to the police station. You get a pay packet of Rs. 10 lakh per month - this should be enough for throwing lavish parties, buying diamond and ruby jewelry, paying college tuition fees, medical fees, as well as running a huge household. 🥳

Correction: Ok there might be one mistake. Looks like DIG will not come looking for you, you will have to go to the DIG.🤓 Error is regretted.

I just realised I was doing everything wrong in these 5 years. Mujhe laga tha, agar books aur practicals par dhyaan dungi, toh MBBS acche se ho jaayega. But Sai bai proved me wrong. I should have been busy dealing with family drama(woh bhi mushkil se he hota kyunki apne ghar meiin chavans ki tarah sasta debate nahi chalta😶), then I would have topped in all subjects.

Instead of waaris drama, agar Sai ka college life zara sa dikha dete, wherein she is studying, enjoying, group studies, etc.etc, toh yeh Sai ke top karne wali baat atleast thoda toh sach lagta. Halwe makers,BHAKKK😡

🤣🤣🤣🤣Reading the title I thought there would be something imp... But kholke dekha toh pata chala

Ye toh most Important hai!!!!!! Thank u for advice bro🤣🤣🤣

Seriously...couldnt control myself. Laughing...laughing.

Also talk about Samrat. The person who went missing from a mission and was lost, the whole world was looking for him.

Here Virat cannot hide Shruti.

I am happy, ITV has still not touched Computer Engineers.

Originally posted by: Devikadish

I just realised I was doing everything wrong in these 5 years. Mujhe laga tha, agar books aur practicals par dhyaan dungi, toh MBBS acche se ho jaayega. But Sai bai proved me wrong. I should have been busy dealing with family drama(woh bhi mushkil se he hota kyunki apne ghar meiin chavans ki tarah sasta debate nahi chalta😶), then I would have topped in all subjects.

Instead of waaris drama, agar Sai ka college life zara sa dikha dete, wherein she is studying, enjoying, group studies, etc.etc, toh yeh Sai ke top karne wali baat atleast thoda toh sach lagta. Halwe makers,BHAKKK😡

Awww....How I wish Ghum was made five years ago.🤓 You would have watched the show instead of studying....and come out of medical school with flying colours. 😆

@bold Then it would not be ghum😔. Top trp shows have shown such tracks...but ghum is always ghum in toxicity. 🤬

Originally posted by: Sagi.

Seriously...couldnt control myself. Laughing...laughing.

Also talk about Samrat. The person who went missing from a mission and was lost, the whole world was looking for him.

Here Virat cannot hide Shruti.

I am still waiting for report from the army....if he is to be court martialed for desertion and faking MIA status. 🤓 Or does the army still think that he is MIA? Or Samrat actually took VRS and asked his superiors to lie about being MIA? Either way, Army ki beizzati kar di

Virat ko to chodo....uski pol kholne ke liye Sai ka solid logic kaafi hai. The whole world knows he is meeting some girl called shruthi. Didn't even bother to change her name.

You forgot ..hamare MBBS mein psychology ki lesson hoti hai ..

Matlab....you can become anything with the Ghum University MBBS..wah wah!

Originally posted by: asmi_joya

I am happy, ITV has still not touched Computer Engineers.

Ok...imagine an ITV computer engineer hacks into ISRO computer and launches a rocket that would go onto destroy an asteroid....⭐️

Keep your hand on your heart and tell me honestly ...won't you feel proud and validated 😆

This was hilarious🤣🤣

I really thought it to be something serious🤣

I really felt complex seeing the way Sai managed to top that too with 87%😲 means Sai must have got distinction in almost every subject by not studying subjects of 1st year instead studying other years subject all the time I have seen😳

@/Sai n her creator @/leenaji I really want to meet them in personal to get some inspiration😃😃

And if one wants to clear the UPSC interview, just a line "My every mission will end by taking one zimmedari atleast and that zimmedari will be named as wife,other relations not allowed🤪"