In a parallel universe....
Abhay : I love you Pia. 
Pia : I love you too
Abhay : just wanted to tell one more thing..
that
Pia interrupts : Don't ask me to stay away from you.. 
Abhay : why would I say this, I have just confessed my love n !
Pia : don't know why, but I thought you may say something like this.. 
Abhay : anyways , I wanted to tell you that I am a 200 year old Vampire.. see I have fangs 😎

Pia : What... You are a 🦇 vampire .. and did u say 200 year old...
Abhay : Now u hate me ? 💔
Pia : I still love you but now 😭 on our wedding, I will have to sing *MAIN KYA KARUN RAAM , MUJHE BUDDHA MILA GAYA* 🤣
Ps : Inspired from title of Abhiya AT
Don't laugh, I mean u all can laugh, just ignore the lazy writing !