Okay, I began it as a post, par OS bangaya, kripya bear with this crap piece 🤣
Slant/italics=thoughts
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The event completed, Sai also received the best performance award. And she apologized to all on the stage , and also dedicated the award to entire family. She also had a readymade speech for her dear husband to thank for his support 😌😌
Toh, then, sab hua, sab nipat gaya, only the front row were left, some andar hi andar very proud of her, but baahar se stoic and some expressed their joy openly, where as one candidate was busy and standing afar alone accompanied by her saree and earrings. But, that was the for the well being of human race.
Toh , after all congratulated Sai , next and the most important convo began to take place.
Omi: Haan haan, ab sab hogaya na. Abhi chalo.... jaldi, bhookh se humein sachme maarna chahti ho kya.
Sai: Haan chaliye kaka.
Omi(with a huge grin imagining about hara bhara kebab): Haan haan chalo, phataphat , phataphat
Ninad(also excited): Haan, haan, jaldi sabhi ladies apna purse sameto aur chalo, pulav, matlab pakwaan hamara intezaar kar rahe hai
Virat didn't know why they were so excited all of a sudden.
Virat: Par yeh log itna excited hoke ghar kyu jaana chahte hai, woh bhi urgently, inka pet toh theek haina.
Kaku: Har mard ek hi hota hai. Ghar ke pakein chaval se zyaada baahar ke kacche pulav hi accha lagta hai inko. Aise toh BP kya, uska poora khaandan aayega.
Sai: Bilkul, seedha ghar aur waha pe garma garam pohe aur achaar banaake khilaungi.
Omi and Ninad simultaneously with a shocked expression: Poha aur achaar
Virat: Haan....
Omi: (being a bit hyper)arre kya haan
Ninad: Ae Sai, tumhara sasur iss umar mein yaha pe aake tumhare liye taali baja raha hai front row mein, aur tum keh rahi ho ki poha achaar banaungi
Sai: Aur kya banau, Bhakri
Ninad: Bhak...bhakri
Virat: Haan yeh sahi hai, yeh aapke health ke liye bhi theek hoga baba. Aap thak gaye honge.
Ninad: Arre kya health, abhi toh mein jawaan hu, woh koun hai woh, aaj kal ke hero ka chota bhai lagta hu mein.
Omi: Aur mein toh khud dada ka chota bhai hu.
All crackled up at this.
Virat: Phir mein toh abhi bhi navjaat shishu hu inke calculation ke hisaab se. Aur meri Sai toh baby hai, baby.(he said while admiring Sai who was smiling)
Kaku: Hai bhagwaan, kya bol rahe hai yeh dono. Kya Nagesh saheb bhi aise hi the? Arre nahi, mein toh masterchef thi, bilkul Sanjeevini Kapoor thi mein khaana banaane ke maamle mein, mere haath ki daliya matlab, top ka toor dal se badhkar tha. Tabhi toh woh utna fit hua karte the.
Sonali: Accha Omi ji, par parso toh aap baalon pe aur accha waale colour, rang, paint lagaane ki baat kar rahe the.
Ashwini: Inke toh natural hai Sonali, black and white.
Both woman chuckled at this.
Omi: Arre, woh...woh....
Kaku: offo, yeh apna beizzati karvaayenge...
Kaku: Thamba sab log. Kisiko khaana banaane ki zaroorat nahi hai. Aur naahi charcha karne ki.Aaj hum sab baahar restaurant mein khaana khaayenge. Sab thak gaye hai, toh baahar zara...woh...ped paudhe waale...
Karishma: (chiming in)Garden restaurant
Kaku: Ho kaaaa, toh wahi chalte hai.
All nodded excitedly.
Pakhi: Nahi nahi badi mami, aap chinta mat kijiye. Sai kaam nahi karegi toh kya hua, mein hu na. Waise bhi, use aap logo ki health ki chinta nahi hogi, par mujhe hai. Mein khaana banaugi, garma garam daal chaval aur chaas .
Ninad and omi: (a bit loudly)Nahiiiii
Ashwini: Ninad, aaram se
Sonali: Haan ,omi ji, aap aise kehar kyu barsa rahe hai.
Virat: Haan baba, aap aise kyu react kar rahe hai jaise aapne chipkali dekh liya ho. Sab theek haina.
Sai: Haan baba, jawani toh theek haina aapki.
Ninad :(calming down)Patralekha, koyi baat nahi haiiiiii, hum restaurant chalte haina, sab theek hoga , aur ek din , nahi nahi, ek raat se kuch nahi hoga.
Patralekha: Par Ninad mama....
Omi: Dada, chalo chalo, gaadi mein baithte hai, paas mein hi vrindavan hai...
Ninad: Vrindavan...
Omi: Restaurant dada..
Ninad: Oh
Omi: Chalte hai, chalo sab log.
And he dragged ninu quickly from there and all followed. Without giving our susheel bahu an opportunity to speak, which is highly injustice to beizzati 😌
Soon all of them reached the restaurant and they got a table as well which was Big enough to hold our dear dil ke kacche acche Chavans, the Salunkhe's, their status and also their ego's comfortably.
A waiter came with glasses of water for all.
Ninad: Paani chodo bhai, menu dikhaavo.
And the waiter gave a smile and handed them the menu.
And ninu began to admire the menu like he is seeing it for the first time.
Waiter: shayad uncle ji saalo baad restaurant mein aaye hai, becahre. Gareeb the shayad pehle, ya phir gaav ke hai.
Omi: Arre dada, kya menu wenu, aise hi decide karte haina. Chalo, (pointing to everyone) Starter kya chahiye.
Simultaneously,
Kaku: Paneer pepper dry
Sai: Shami kebab
Karishma: Lemon paneer
Shivani: Lebanese tikka
All looked at each other ...
Kaku: Hum paneer pepper dry hi mangayenge.
Sai: kyuuuuu, shami kebab mein kya problem hai. Tali hui paneer pepper ke saath khaane se accha yeh hai. Aur waise bhi, itna pepper khayengi toh waise hi aap itni teekhi hai, kahi jal na jaavo aap.
Kaku: Kya boli , kebab ka aakaar vikaar bhi pata hai tujhe. Arre paneer mein Calcium hota hai, pepper se immunity milta hai, usme lasun toh, aah ha ha ha.Aur kebab ka kya hai.........baad mein bhi kha sakte hai.
Sai: Par abhi kyu nahi...
Ninad and Omi were getting impatient .
Virat: Arre, mere guest of honours, aaj raat ka dinner karna hai, lunch nahi. Kyu behas karna hai.
Pakhi: Tumhare biwi ko kya samjhaana Virat. Aaj ke event ke baad toh woh aur udegi. Waise bhi Sai, tumhe khayaal hai ki nahi, humein badon ko dhyaan mein rakhte hue soup aur salad mangaana chahiye. Kyu badi mami, haina Ninad mama ,omi mama.
All three , shivani and youngsters made a face at listening to soup and salad.
Ninad: Ha ha, ha ha, par yaha garden haina aas paas Patralekha, toh shayad yaha salad accha nahi hota hoga.
Omi: haan..haan....itni hariyali hai,khaana bhi hara mangayenge toh accha nahi hoga na, toh zara colour.colour khaana mangaate hai theek hai.
Sai : (realising that understanding mein order karna chahiye)Ek kaam karte hai, paneer tikka aur mushroom chilli mangaate hai. Sab ke hisaab se sahi hoga.
Ninad and Omi: Haan...
Kaku: Hmmm, yeh sahi hai.
And all agreed and placed the starter's order.
Kaku(later whispering to Sai who was sitting beside her actually): Sunn, aage se bhi aise hi understanding mein order karenge, theek hai.
Sai: hmmm
Meanwhile all got busy with talks ,except our saree and earrings that is. Daado sutto and rich bahu were discussing how the padosi sharma ji ki daughter had got a tattoo which had a butterfly, Ashwini and Mansi were discussing something about a new style of upvaas, Kaku and Shivani were having a debate on who was hot and happening in their respective zamaana while making mohith beech ka bakra. And sasur ji's were busy decoding the menu.
Virat seeing all are busy, started to strike a convo with his baby, I mean Sai.
Virat: Waise, congrats Mrs. Sai.
Sai: Thankyou, mr.Virat. Waise, aap bhi kamaal the aaj.
Virat: oh, aapko accha laga. Mujhe laga koyi bhi...kya..arre haan, Ajinkya, aapke charan kamal ke ashirvaad se aasmaan ke bulandiyon ko chu raha hai.
Sai: Theek hai, agar sacchai pasand nahi aaye toh mein waapis le leti hu.
Virat: Haan toh lelo, waise bhi, jabtak tum ho toh kisi aur cheez ki zaroorat hi nahi hai mujhe.
Sai (trying to hide her smile but failing miserably): Kya hua hai aapko, bhook lag rahi hai kya?
Virat: Shayad (saying this he held Sai's hand from under the table)
Sai(who got conscious): Virat sir, yeh aap kya kar rahe hai. Chodiye.
Virat: Bhook ke side effects hai shayad. Aur Mrs.Sai, Virat Chavan apna haq kabhi nahi chodta hai.
Sai: Accha ji
Virat: Bilkul
Sai: waise thankyou, aane ke liye.
Virat : Mujhe laga tum nahi chahti thi ki mein aau. In fact, mujhe toh laga tum chappal leke stage se mujhe maarne aaogi waha aane ke liye.
Sai: Virat sirrrr, sach toh yeh hai ki mein chahti thi aap aao. Koyi aaye na aaye. Kyunki mein chahti thi ki aap dekhe, aap mere liye taaliya bajaaye, front row mein, jahase mein aapko dekh saku. par mein darr gayi thi ki kahi aapke farz ke vajah se...aap phas na jaaye, aa na paaye waha pe. Mein khud ko jhooti umeed nahi dena chahti thi. Warna baad mein dard bhi utna hi hota haina.
Virat(who also got happy that she was actaully expecting something from him, squeezed their entangled hands a bit more): Sai, haan, mera farz hai hi aisa, par tum hamesha mujhse umeed rakh sakti ho, kyuki yeh tumhara haq hai. Aur jitni ehmiyat mere farz ki hai meri zindagi mein, utni hi ehmiyat meri patni, yaani tumhara bhi hai, aur hamesha rahega. Aur mein poori koshish karunga ki meri tumhari har umeed, jo tum mere life partner hone ke naate rakhti ho, uspe mein khara utar paau.
Sai was really happy with this.
But on the other hand....omi saw something from afar.
Omi: Dadaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ninad: kya hai omi.
And he pointed at something.
And when Ninad saw what he was pointing, he felt a surge of energy at the sight itself . The brother's saw a very slender, beautiful and mesmerising piece of art which lord had created. The sight itself was so soothing for the brothers, they even forgot that their wives and vaini were sitting along ,yet they shamelessly stared every step of................ the beautiful bottle of whiskey that the waiter carried out of their sight.
Omi: Dadaaaaa
Ninad: omi..
Omi: Jaane kaha gaye woh din dada, jab chat pe uss khoobsurat cheez ke saath hum saari raat bitaaya karte the.
Ninad: Sab waqt aur kismat ka khel hai Omi, uparwaala ek din zaroor hamari adhoori icchayein poora karega.
And soon the order came. All ate at peace and enjoyed the starter.
Kaku's plate was the earliest to get sannata as the masala was all gone soon. She was staring at the left over oil on it.
So, Sai bai felt pity, picked a panner piece from Virat's plate, and poor Viru who thought it was for him opened his mouth ,but it somehow escaped and fell into kaku's plate.
Virat: waah, plate mera, paneer unka. Kya equality hai.
And he continued eating with a tch....
Aur baaki ka menu as decided came in understanding, butter naan, veg.kolhapuri, kaju curry, malai kofta, pulav, fried rice and curd rice.
Followed by chocolate icecream , which Viru fed Sai through his own hands, as he said he wasn't a big fan of chocolate, so he just shared with her instead of wasting it.
And our saree and earrings felt bad, par kya karein, ice cream khaana hi pada. 😌
Toh ab aati hai, tan tadan.....Bill ki baari.
Omi and Ninad: Chalo , hum baahat wait karte hai.
Aur unhone jagah ko respectfully khaali kar diya.
So, Virat , Sai and Kaku simultaneously picked it.
Virat: Aap dono rehen dijiye, mein de dunga .
Kaku: aise kaise, yeh idea mera tha ,toh mein dungi (secretly mann mein it was treat from her end to her dushman cum dost Sai bai and her despo devars😌)
Sai: Arre, mera event tha, mujhe prize money bhi mila hai, mein pay karungi na.
Kaku: Ae, mein dungi kaha na. Badein paise aaye hai, yeh kaka saheb ka khaandani pension hai, jisse mein pay karungi samjhi.
Sai: Haan toh kounsa desh ka GDP badhega usse, bol toh aise rahi hai jaise do tonne punya de rahi hai.
And all three of then began to argue that they will pay the bill.
Patralekha: Sai, yeh tum kya.....
Sai/Virat/kaku: Aap/Tum baahar jaao Pakhi didi/Pakhi/Patrakekha.
She felt beizzati and went.
Ashwini: arre deva, share karlo na.
And all gave looks and shared the bill aur ghar chale.
Kahaani khatam.
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I don't know what I have written, my battery is low, so I rushed and didn't check.
No chappals pls.🤣
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