CHATTWAL TAXI SERVICE: Bookings Opened!|| More Talents Page 5 - Page 4

Originally posted by: Akanksha29100

Oh my God🤣....Did you do it ?! 🤗

Nah, nah. I was browsing through the tweets when I came across this, so thought to share it with you. 🤗

Originally posted by: -Sarcy-

Nah, nah. I was browsing through the tweets when I came across this, so thought to share it with you. 🤗

Areeyyy pyaar ho tum🤗

We are back with new talents this time. Hop on.🥳

Objective- We stay blind. Blind in broad daylight. Blind in the darkness of night. Our eyesight is our plight. Delusional level so tight.

About us- Second wave of corona has resulted in dropping the oxygen levels of our brain. Now we are not just playing dandiya with sticks explaining life theories but we are hiding facts smoothly while partying about a new case. You see money is important.

Goal- Same! Apna Kaam Banta, Bhaad mein jaaye Janta.

Talents/ Qualifications-

1) MJ level Moves.

2) Watch us smiling even when there is a funeral.

3) Can do anything but REAL WORK.

4) Boundaries who-?

5) We flip the coin of toxic behaviour with more toxicity.

Fare /Charges for using our services

One time I like you for a Moonwalk.

Two times I like you for a Carlton move.

Three Times I like you for a plier.

Four times I like you for a relever.

Unlimited I like yousss for a sauter and a lift.

Market competitors-

1) Shaan Sabrwaal- Biggest competitor. Have been ruling the market of uselessness since twenty five years.

2) People who can actually dance when not drunk.

3) People who can actually sing us the lullabies of – Pal Pal dil ke pass tum NAHI rehte ho!

For more details kindly contact Besuri Basti Babli Didi Marriage Bureau (B3MB), near Chattwaal Taxi Service.

Regards

ACP Chai-oh Chattwaal

Originally posted by: Akanksha29100

Obective- We offer free rides to people who clearly can walk or afford a ride.

About us- The pandemic has affected our sense of work and now instead of filing complaints and looking for criminals we spend our time waiting in the hospital and picking up students from their college.

Goal- Apna kaam banta bhaad mein jaaye janta !!(To bear fruit of somebody else's hardwork and we neither burp nor slurp)

Talents/Qualifications-

1) Creep 😊

2) We keep smiling all the time.

3) Nobody can beat us in uselessness.

4) We have all the time in the world.

Fare/ Charges for Using our services

1 cup of Chai per kilometer.

On reaching 10 Kilometres we demand a pack of biscuit too.

After travelling 50 kilometres we will give you keys of our car and you can drive back yourself.

Market Competitors -

People who actually do some work and can save girls from goons.

For more details kindly contact Chintu Chaman Chaiwaala (CCC), near SIAC

Bookings have opened! Kindly tell us how you would like to use our services.

Regards

ACP Chai- oh Chattwaal

Lockdown me ACP ki vehicle allowed hogi toll plaza pass karane ke liye.🤣

Originally posted by: -Sarcy-

Waise, Akanksha, Chatwal Taxi Service also made it to Twitter 😎

https://twitter.com/Poojachavhan3/status/1372049084362592256?s=19

Originally posted by: Nidhi14

Lockdown me ACP ki vehicle allowed hogi toll plaza pass karane ke liye.🤣

ACP be like- SHAKTIMAAAANNNNNNNN

This is the craziest thread🤣

Oh God Akanksha, these are so funny.. 🤣

Chai has now turned into lassi.. You know since we are in Goa.. 🤪

And hotel ke chocolates ko 🏅 banake dete log.. Itna lambe dialogues maarte ki ppl ignore whatever he says.. 🤣

It is truly the craziest thread.. 🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Jiggy7

Oh God Akanksha, these are so funny.. 🤣

Chai has now turned into lassi.. You know since we are in Goa.. 🤪

And hotel ke chocolates ko 🏅 banake dete log.. Itna lambe dialogues maarte ki ppl ignore whatever he says.. 🤣

Bachna E haseeno lo mein agaya taken way too seriously !